It really is a shame, her eyes are pretty, her body is nice, but she looks like Bruce in a dress
Did you know that every time a parent gives in to their kid's whines and buys them candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?-Dlisted
I dislike groups of people, but I love individuals. Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.-George Carlin
^^^ ...although come to think of it in the dark that chin COULD be mighty dangerous.![]()
Did you know that every time a parent gives in to their kid's whines and buys them candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?-Dlisted
I dislike groups of people, but I love individuals. Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.-George Carlin
A source said: "The chemistry between them was electric. They were all over each other and didn't seem to care who saw them."![]()
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I think her chin may be bigger than Jenni's
Orlando Bloom is currently dating model Miranda Kerr, but Star Magazine claims that something is keep the relationship from moving forward and it's Orlando's stank. A source told the mag, "Miranda thinks Orlando is too smelly. Recently, she asked him if he could wash his clothes and perhaps shower more often. He'll wear the same jeans for a week before he throws them in the washer. Same goes for his sweaters, T-shirts and socks."
Orlando also sleeps with his dog and lets her slobber all over him. She's probably licking up the dick butter. Orlando is apparently upset with Miranda's demands and doesn't think the relationship will last. Yeah, me neither.
It's surprising to hear that Orlando embraces his inner Keanu Reeves, because I pictured him for one of those dudes that loved bath salts, body scrubs, and a little scented oil under his foreskin. Miranda needs to learn how to breath through her mouth. Some of the stankiest dudes make the best fucks. Trust me, I grew up in California with the skaters and their idea of keeping clean was picking their scabs off.
Yet another genius title from our Grimmster.OMG, I'm dying here.
Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.
Orlando also sleeps with his dog and lets her slobber all over him. She's probably licking up the dick butter.
Dick butter!! *sniggers*
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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Dick butter,!!!!!! Oh dammit, that's hilarious.
Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.
That's SO bullshit -- no way in HELL would he go from Miranda to RUMER. Not unless he's blind, which he isn't.
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