Orlando Bloom visits the state of Wyoming, or as locals call it: "Rumer Willis"

[Bijoux]

downgrade! Miranda Kerr to Rumer??

Double down grade!!!! How can he go from Kate Bosworth (gorgeous) to Miranda (fug model) then to fug of all things fug Rumor!

I'm completely baffled. Maybe he really is gay and shopping around for a beard.

[suede]

damn yOU!! I just spit salad..

ETA:
A) was it a masquerade party?
B) was he drunk?
C) so, he IS gay?

C - it's what I'm thinking

[Palermo]

It really is a shame, her eyes are pretty, her body is nice, but she looks like Bruce in a dress

[Kathie_Moffett]

Double down grade!!!! How can he go from Kate Bosworth (gorgeous) to Miranda (fug model) then to fug of all things fug Rumor!

Weeeelll...in the dark, mind you, you're less likely to put an eye out on a protruding bone with Rumer than you are with Kate.

[Kathie_Moffett]

^^^ ...although come to think of it in the dark that chin COULD be mighty dangerous.

[sparkly]

A source said: "The chemistry between them was electric. They were all over each other and didn't seem to care who saw them."

[Honey]

I think her chin may be bigger than Jenni's

[ingi]

Orlando Bloom is currently dating model Miranda Kerr, but Star Magazine claims that something is keep the relationship from moving forward and it's Orlando's stank. A source told the mag, "Miranda thinks Orlando is too smelly. Recently, she asked him if he could wash his clothes and perhaps shower more often. He'll wear the same jeans for a week before he throws them in the washer. Same goes for his sweaters, T-shirts and socks."
Orlando also sleeps with his dog and lets her slobber all over him. She's probably licking up the dick butter. Orlando is apparently upset with Miranda's demands and doesn't think the relationship will last. Yeah, me neither.

It's surprising to hear that Orlando embraces his inner Keanu Reeves, because I pictured him for one of those dudes that loved bath salts, body scrubs, and a little scented oil under his foreskin. Miranda needs to learn how to breath through her mouth. Some of the stankiest dudes make the best fucks. Trust me, I grew up in California with the skaters and their idea of keeping clean was picking their scabs off.

[WhateverLolaWants]

Some of the stankiest dudes make the best fucks. Trust me, I grew up in California with the skaters and their idea of keeping clean was picking their scabs off.

Congrats. You win the 'ew' award for today.

[CherryDarling]

Yet another genius title from our Grimmster. OMG, I'm dying here.

[Mel1973]

Orlando also sleeps with his dog and lets her slobber all over him. She's probably licking up the dick butter.

Dick butter!! *sniggers*

[CherryDarling]

^
Dick butter, !!!!!! Oh dammit, that's hilarious.

[AliceInWonderland]

!

[Bijoux]

Weeeelll...in the dark, mind you, you're less likely to put an eye out on a protruding bone with Rumer than you are with Kate.

[bite me spidey]

That's SO bullshit -- no way in HELL would he go from Miranda to RUMER. Not unless he's blind, which he isn't.