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    Aw damn. They had to show a pic of the nuns.

    Katy Perry, you'd better do something to impress me fast or I'm going team nuns!
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    My friend texted me today that 2 nuns walked into the bar. They had on blue habits. They went through the bar and out back to the bay. They drove off after a half hour or so. Dominicans?
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    Maybe they were there to deliver wine.




    That aside, I think those are Marian nuns.

    1) Why are the Sisters’ habits blue? The Sisters I remember wore black habits...
    The Sisters of Mary Immaculate Queen wear blue habits in honor of the Blessed Virgin, to whom the Congregation is devoted in a special way. There have always been many different kinds and colors of Sisters’ habits, for there have always been many different Sisterhoods within the Catholic Church. Each order has its own particular habit, as well as its own spirituality and external work, such as teaching, nursing, missionary work, etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    I guess you're too young to remember that feisty '60s popstar The Singing Nun.

    This song was used in one American Horror Story season. It gives me the chills ever since.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MsDark View Post
    Aw damn. They had to show a pic of the nuns.

    Katy Perry, you'd better do something to impress me fast or I'm going team nuns!
    I already am because nothing she could do would impress me. It's business as usual for her.
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    Ah I remember that Blue Nun bottle well. A fine wine of my adult supervisors when I was a child.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    Maybe they were there to deliver wine.




    That aside, I think those are Marian nuns.
    Oooo, I like a crisp white wine on a warm sunny day. I’m going to look for it now at the store.
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    I don't remember ever drinking it, but I used to remember looking at the picture on the bottle so someone had it around when I was a little kid. The nuns just looked kinda happy picking grapes in the sunshine to me...And I remember this:

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    I remember my mum being furious about an accidental Blue Nun spillage that took the varnish off the wooden surround of her fireplace...

    British celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal recommends running it through a sodastream as apparently it makes it taste like lower end champagne.
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    Is everyone aware of the hideous shoe line Katy has?



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    That's some serious fugly. The last pair - WTF! It looks like someone has trained the callouses on their feet to act as stilettos!
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    It does indeed!

    Those are unicorn horns don't cha know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post

    Those are unicorn horns don't cha know?
    Really? Cos all I'm seeing is the absolute Queen of all evil, crusty old lady feet now.
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    Not only are those horn heels about the ugliest thing I've seen in quite a while, they make me feel very squeamish. I have a huge fear of turning my ankles because it hurts like hell, and those things look like they could do an efficient job of it.
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    I think those shoes should come with a NSFW tag.
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