No Shit Sherlock News - Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries may already be on the rocks

**faithanne** · April 29th, 2012, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by NVash

^ Kim looks bored.

Kim has no other look. Her face is a frozen PS mess and now she only has one expression.

**sluce** · April 29th, 2012, 03:32 PM

Kris looks like a fat amazon woman next to Kim.

**Novice** · April 29th, 2012, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by Laurent

Every time I see Kim with Kanye she has on those damn leather pants. She could bake bread in those bastards by now. Give 'em a rest already.

Haha! It took me a moment to work that out!

*DIVA! · April 29th, 2012, 07:10 PM

Ummm Boo, any good Ho knows.. You take several pairs of panties, and pants for an overnight trip!! He might purchase you for the whole weekend..but then who should send you shopping!! Uh, and those pants look like they smell-FUNKY!! Fishy-woo-woo!!

**Palermo** · April 29th, 2012, 07:18 PM

What's with her total bitch face at the dinner?

**MontanaMama** · April 29th, 2012, 07:36 PM

She did get ripped during both the President's and Jimmy's speeches. Poor Pimpmama must of had quite a fright on the way over, or her hairdresser is a member of GR.

**NVash** · April 30th, 2012, 11:21 AM

Monday, April 30th 2012
One Down.....

Scientists studying the ongoing mating rituals of the North American sasquatch will have to get research footage from other sources, because Lamar Odom has killed E!'s Khloe & Lamar by pulling out of that mess to focus on saving his basketball career. The Dallas Mavericks pretty much put Lamar on the curb after his worst season ever and so he's trying to up his chances of getting traded to another team by dropping the reality shit show baggage he brought to the Mavericks.
TMZ says that Khloe & Lamar's second season will be its last. Their source says that Lamar is working with new trainers full-time in L.A. and doesn't want to be bothered by having to fulfill his contractual obligations with E! by letting Khloe dry mount him on camera several times a day. But Lamar isn't completely free from the clutches of Ryan Seacrest's evil-making troll claws. Lamar will still be on Keeping Up with the Kuntrashians every now and again.
It's always a good day when the Kuntrashian fame whore machine weakens, but Lamar is still in danger, girl. Lamar's game isn't down because of the cameras. Lamar's game is down because when he goes to sleep at night, Pimp Mama Kris slithers out of the closet and feeds her black demon heart by sucking the life blood out of him through the artery in his taint. (Yes, we have taint arteries. I just tapped at mine.) PMK did it to Bruce Jenner and she's doing it to Lamar too. Run, Lammy, ruuuuun.
But seriously, Khloe looks like the Edward Munster of the family, but she's actually the Marilyn. Who knew that a Kardashian would actually choose the happiness of her husband over the cameras? If that doesn't say (in Maury's voice) "Robert Kardashian, you are not the father," then I don't know what does.
And here's Khloe, Kim and Lamar handing the same ball while shooting scenes for Khloe & Lamar in his hometown of Jamaica, Queens on Friday.

Splash, Wenn.com

Posted by: Michael K

Source: One Down..... | Dlisted

Aw, what a shame.

Seriously though, Im surprised that people watched this show to begin with.

**Mel1973** · April 30th, 2012, 11:28 AM

But seriously, Khloe looks like the Edward Munster of the family, but she's actually the Marilyn. Who knew that a Kardashian would actually choose the happiness of her husband over the cameras? , you are not the father," then I don't know what does.

Neener, neener! Not touching the Robert Kardashian not the father part!