No Shit Sherlock News - Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries may already be on the rocks

**sluce** · April 25th, 2012, 11:55 AM

I heard they are getting 40 million. Could someone please post another article about it so I can be sure?

**Mel1973** · April 25th, 2012, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by sluce

I heard they are getting 40 million. Could someone please post another article about it so I can be sure?

Kardashians get $40 million for three more seasons of their crap + reality blurred

The Kardashian family will receive $40 million to expose their lives to the world during three more seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and its related spin-offs. The show is produced by Ryan Seacrest, who is receiving $30 million for two seasons of American Idol, so he’s significantly more well-paid than they are.
E! announced today that Kim, Kourtney and Rob Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian Odom, and Bruce, Kris, Kendall and Kylie Jenner have all been signed to stay on the network and give the people who watch their shows whatever it is they want.
The $40 million number comes from TMZ, which says it “only includes existing shows” and “does not include product endorsements and other items associated with the show.”

**dexter7** · April 25th, 2012, 12:29 PM

^^ha ha! mel is a smart-ass!

**Mel1973** · April 25th, 2012, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by dexter7

^^ha ha! mel is a smart-ass!

I don't get it. i was just being helpful...

**sluce** · April 25th, 2012, 12:54 PM

Thanks Mel!

**Mel1973** · April 25th, 2012, 01:11 PM

see? mel = helpful

**dexter7** · April 25th, 2012, 01:15 PM

i take it back.....i only wish i could have been as helpful. sorry sluce, my bad! coulda, shoulda, woulda, i know

**Novice** · April 25th, 2012, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by sluce

This afternoon Ryan Seacrest announced that they are all moving to London for the summer. They feel they have done all their is to do in the US so they next season will be filmed in the UK. Hahahahahahahahahahah sorry Brits - next we will send you the Jersey Shore trash. Afterall, Jersey Shore is named after your Jersey island...

Yeah, thanks...... not.

Originally Posted by sluce

Yeah! We'll keep the Beckham family and you get the Kardashians.

Erm give Vicky back!!!!! Haven't we suffered enough? Madonna, Gwyneth, LaLohan, Paris Hilton, etc. Need I go on?

Originally Posted by sluce

I heard they are getting 40 million. Could someone please post another article about it so I can be sure?

Originally Posted by greysfang

Well, this shit won't be ending anytime soon. I blame mel. KARDASHIAN FAMILY
$40 MILLION PLUS DEAL
With E!
EXCLUSIVE

2:04 PM PST -- Sources connected to the deal tell TMZ ... Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris and Bruce will get the lion's share of the money ... and they are each getting equal pay.

We're told Kendall, Kylie and Rob are on a lower pay grade -- and will be paid equally as well.

Scott Disick and his son Mason have a separate deal. Ditto for Lamar ... who hammered out a package deal to appear in both "Khloe and Lamar" and "Keeping Up with the Kardashians."

We're told the new deal ONLY includes existing shows -- so if Kim and Kanye get a new spinoff show ... they will have to bang out a new contract for even MORE money.

The Kardashian family has just signed on for 3 more seasons with E!, and it's the richest deal ever in reality TV ... TMZ has learned.

Sources connected with the deal tell us, the family will get more than $40 million for 3 more seasons of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians."

The 6th season of the show averaged 3 million viewers. The 7th season begins airing May 20.

Our sources say the $40-plus million deal does not include product endorsements and other items associated with the show that Kim, Kris and the rest of the brood are able to hock.

You mean this one?

Originally Posted by Mel1973

Kardashians get $40 million for three more seasons of their crap + reality blurred

The Kardashian family will receive $40 million to expose their lives to the world during three more seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and its related spin-offs. The show is produced by Ryan Seacrest, who is receiving $30 million for two seasons of American Idol, so he’s significantly more well-paid than they are.
E! announced today that Kim, Kourtney and Rob Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian Odom, and Bruce, Kris, Kendall and Kylie Jenner have all been signed to stay on the network and give the people who watch their shows whatever it is they want.
The $40 million number comes from TMZ, which says it “only includes existing shows” and “does not include product endorsements and other items associated with the show.”

Ha Ha Ha!

**Lily Bleu** · April 25th, 2012, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by NVash

$40 million?! Man Ryan better hope they dont get on the publics nerves and people stop watching.

I wish someone would shit bomb that whore mother Kris and then kick out her teeth.

**rollo** · April 25th, 2012, 04:43 PM

Kanye really wants to ruin his career then.

Alternately I have high hopes that he's just messing with Kim because anyone, I mean he can.

**Serendipity** · April 26th, 2012, 07:34 AM

That nose! Am I the only one who sees this?

**Honeythorn** · April 26th, 2012, 08:15 AM

[QUOTE=Serendipity;2704097]That nose! Am I the only one who sees this?

QUOTE]

Nope, I'm just looking at that rotted out tooth

**DarlingRepunzel** · April 26th, 2012, 09:21 AM

I thought that was Bruce by her side, & just realised that was SCOTT!

TAlk about aging bad, while Kourtney still looks like a fresh faced College Girl at 30-something!

**Hostage** · April 26th, 2012, 10:26 AM

Beyoncé Bans Kim Kardashian From Her Inner Circle – It’s True

Tags:Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian, kris humphries

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Beyoncé and Jay Z may be BFFs with Kanye but, if Kim thinks that means she’s going to become besties with Beyoncé too, she’ll be very disappointed!

Hold the reality cameras- Beyoncé is not going to be part of any Kardashian reality show!
A recent report in Heat magazine claimed that Beyoncé “wasted no time in banning Kim from being invited into their inner circle, which is exclusive to say the least,” sniffed a friend of Beyoncé’s.
“Beyoncé is used to hanging out with Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow- she’s in a totally different league,” The source told the magazine.
Whoa! That’s harsh Beyoncé, but a source confirms to Hollywoodlife.com now, that it’s in fact, true!
“Beyoncé doesn’t want the kind of celebrity that Kim Kardashian has nailed down as her own thing,” The source tells Hollywoodlife.com exclusively. “Beyoncé doesn’t want to bring that reality show infamy and drama into a personal life that Beyoncé has tried to keep close to her.”
“The Beyoncé the world knows and the Beyoncé/Jay-Z that her close friends know are completely different and she wants to keep it that way,” our source explains.
And in fact, you only have to look at Beyoncé and Kim’s extremely different approaches to life, to see how Kim Kardashian’s personal and professional addiction to the spotlight, is the antithesis of Beyoncé’s attitude.
Kim got married to Kris Humphries in front of the cameras in a two part “Fairytale Wedding” special for E! . Beyoncé never publicly released photos of her wedding. Then when she gave birth to daughter Blue Ivy in New York City hospital, Lenox Hill, she and Jay-Z spent tens of thousands of dollars to keep the birth private.
“Bey thought Kim’s TV wedding was really tacky,” the Heat magazine source revealed. For all these reason, “don’t plan on seeing Kim and Beyoncé being buddy-buddy as she continues her thing with him,” says our exclusive Hollywoodlife.com source. “Allowing Kim Kardashian into the mix is only seen as a distraction.”
Sorry Kim – it looks like Beyoncé will not be turning up on ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians’!
Phil Ritzio

Are Beyonce and Kim Kardashian Friends? Not A Chance! -- B's Big Ban