No Shit Sherlock News - Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries may already be on the rocks

**Novice** · October 26th, 2011, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Dean James

Ugh, their eventual band-aid baby is going to be an ogre.

Unless, of course, it has her pre-surgery looks then it'll be ok. If it takes after him or her post-surgery, it's fucked.

**southernbelle** · October 27th, 2011, 09:07 AM

Kris looks like a cross between The Geico Caveman and Will Ferrell.

**sluce** · October 28th, 2011, 12:31 PM

Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Celebrity News | TMZ.com

video at the link - haha

Kim and Kris
100% Refutable PROOF
They're Breaking Up

The honeymoon is over (maybe) for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries -- because we have video of the (potentially) unhappy couple (possibly) fighting. Which definitely proves ... something! Or nothing.

**NVash** · October 28th, 2011, 12:39 PM

^ Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries -- 100% Refutable Proof They're Fighting | TMZ.com
Had to scroll around a bit for that video. Theyre making something out of nothing Im sure. But then again Im pretty sure Kim gets on him daily and annoys the daylights out of him.

**card** · October 28th, 2011, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by southernbelle

Kris looks like a cross between The Geico Caveman and Will Ferrell.

OMG you are EXACTLY right!!!

**bellini** · October 31st, 2011, 10:56 AM

I read on Twitter via TMZ that Kim has filed for divorce. That was fast.

**KrisNine** · October 31st, 2011, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by southernbelle

Kris looks like a cross between The Geico Caveman and Will Ferrell.

You are dead on !

Originally Posted by bellini

I read on Twitter via TMZ that Kim has filed for divorce. That was fast.

Yup, just read it on tmz.

**sluce** · October 31st, 2011, 10:59 AM

Bitch should have to pay back every single company that foolishly paid for her wedding. Hell - even Star jones held on longer.

**Honeythorn** · October 31st, 2011, 10:59 AM

72 days is longer than I expected them to last. I agree with Sluce, bitch needs to pay back that entire 17 or 18 million that was shelled out to her fat ass.

**Trixie** · October 31st, 2011, 11:02 AM

Ok, I'll post it.

Maybe they were waiting for all the wedding checks to clear?

KIM KARDASHIAN
to File for Divorce

Kim Kardashian will file for divorce this morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries ... TMZ has learned.

We're told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It's a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites "irreconcilable differences."

We're told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.

Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel's almost ex-wife.

As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement ... Kim made sure of that.

Rumors of a split had been swirling for some time and the two were spotted out to dinner earlier this week ... looking less than pleased with one another.

The couple was married on August 20 in a lavish ceremony (see below) in Montecito, CA. There are reports that the wedding cost as much as $10 mil, which means $138,888 for every day until today.

Kim Kardashian to File for Divorce Against Kris Humphries | TMZ.com

**sluce** · October 31st, 2011, 11:07 AM

I was scanning though channels on TV this weekend and saw they were airing the grand wedding special again. Maybe she was under contract to make sure it was aired enough before she filed. Now she can start to film the follow up on how she is devastated (enter Kanye)

**Charmed Hour** · October 31st, 2011, 11:18 AM

Ryan Seacrest just announced the split... guess that makes it official.

**Laxmobster** · October 31st, 2011, 11:19 AM

^ I was just gonna say, I saw the wedding special on again this weekend. I hope E! continues to play it...

Kinda surprised she didn't wait to file until after the NY show aired.

**Stereo Inferno** · October 31st, 2011, 11:19 AM

Jeez, what a surprise! What a pair of dipshits, eh?

**KrisNine** · October 31st, 2011, 11:19 AM

What a waste of money!! I'm not one of those people that think you aren't entitled to spend money that you've earned, even on frivolous shit, but this is sad. The millions spent on this wedding could have helped a lot of people out. Shelters, clinics, etc.