No Shit Sherlock News - Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries may already be on the rocks

**BBDSP** · October 20th, 2011, 02:35 PM

Smells fake to me and just a faux narrative arc for their retarded show.

**Laurent** · October 26th, 2011, 01:53 PM

Kim Kardashian Says Married Life So Far Has ‘Not Been Ideal’
By The Famous | The Famous: Watching the Watched – 1 hour 54 minutes ago

The happy (?) couple at Kim's bday bash. (Denise Truscello/WireImage)

They tied the knot just two months ago but speculation is already running rampant that the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries is on the rocks -- and although Kim admits there's been tension, she seems to think what they're experiencing is only natural given the circumstances.

"It's not been ideal because you're newlyweds and you want privacy," Kim told People while celebrating her 31st birthday in Las Vegas with her family and hubby. Alone time is something the couple's packed schedule has hardly allowed for since their wedding. Living in a New York hotel suite while filming "Kourtney and Kim Take New York," the newlyweds shared the intimate space with Kourtney, her boyfriend and their 22-month-old son Mason. Sharing a hotel room with family, including a toddler, is hardly an "ideal" honeymoon for anyone, even a family as close-knit as the Kardashians.

"It's a tough crowd," Khloe said, speaking of her own family. "I think it's just a lot of transition [for him]."

Khloe, however, remains confident the two can overcome the rough start. "It's a work in progress," she says of her older sister's marriage. "I really think he's a nice guy, and he loves her."

Kim's mother Kris Jenner seems to think the marital tension is purely work-related. "They're going two separate directions (with work)," Kris told People. "They'll figure it out as soon as they get back."

"We have to find our home base," admitted Kim, echoing her mother's sentiment. Currently, the couple is back in Los Angeles, where they have appeared several times on "Dancing With the Stars" to support Kim's younger brother Rob during the competition.

Even that brief on-camera appearance fueled negative rumors, however. Us Weekly described the two as "showing not one iota of affection" to each other during the show. Then again, some couples shy away from PDA: it's not like the two people have to be constantly touching each other to show their love.

-- Joseph Brannigan Lynch

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous...319077.html?nc

**witchcurlgirl** · October 26th, 2011, 01:56 PM

"It's not been ideal because you're newlyweds and you want privacy,"

Says the vacuous twat who has sold off every moment of the courtship, wedding, etc.

**sluce** · October 26th, 2011, 01:59 PM

Us Weekly described the two as "showing not one iota of affection" to each other during the show. Then again, some couples shy away from PDA: it's not like the two people have to be constantly touching each other to show their love.
No they only need to touch each to sell stories.

**SunShine23** · October 26th, 2011, 02:19 PM

so is she selling that her marriage is failing now?

**Dean James** · October 26th, 2011, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

Says the vacuous twat who has sold off every moment of the courtship, wedding, etc.

Exactly!! What privacy? She'd be broke if she wanted a private life.

**sluce** · October 26th, 2011, 02:25 PM

Wait a minute here DJ and WCG - are you saying that when you film yourself having sex and getting pissed on, it is for private use only?

**witchcurlgirl** · October 26th, 2011, 02:27 PM

It's for my Christmas card. Just wait till I send it you this year. You'll love it.

**czb** · October 26th, 2011, 02:39 PM

^^^ can i get one, too?

**sluce** · October 26th, 2011, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

It's for my Christmas card. Just wait till I send it you this year. You'll love it.

Nothing says happy birthday Jesus like a golden shower!!

**Air Quotes** · October 26th, 2011, 02:47 PM

God he looks like the love child of Taylor Lautner and Wil Ferrell.

**sluce** · October 26th, 2011, 02:51 PM

^^^^ You nailed it!! He has that same "not fully evolved" look about him in the forehead. LOL

**Dean James** · October 26th, 2011, 03:01 PM

Ugh, their eventual band-aid baby is going to be an ogre.

**DeChayz** · October 26th, 2011, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by Air Quotes

God he looks like the love child of Taylor Lautner and Wil Ferrell.

BOOM! There it is!

**NVash** · October 26th, 2011, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by Dean James

Ugh, their eventual band-aid baby is going to be an ogre.

She better get on that pronto. People are already losing interest and to make things worse both Beyonce and Jessica Simpson already have that covered.