No Shit Sherlock News - Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries may already be on the rocks

**sluce** · October 15th, 2011, 10:09 AM

Kim on top.

**Laurent** · October 15th, 2011, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by Cali

But now.. curious minds want to know: what 3 positions has he seen? I'm placing my bets on missionary and doggy-style.. but what is the third?

Probably her on top for the 3rd. Anything to showcase herself.

**hustle4alivin** · October 15th, 2011, 10:12 AM

He's a tall dude, so Kim on top would be the third one. More than likely reverse cowgirl so her vain ass can stare in a mirror while she rides him.

**NVash** · October 15th, 2011, 09:21 PM

No anal? Id think shed be all about that, showing off her fake behind.

**Stereo Inferno** · October 16th, 2011, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by NVash

No anal? Id think shed be all about that, showing off her fake behind.

He'd need a 15 inch ding dong just to reach her anus, through all that spherical butt/silicone fat.

**NickiDrea** · October 16th, 2011, 11:56 AM

^

**MissVenus** · October 18th, 2011, 12:54 AM

Originally Posted by NVash

No anal? Id think shed be all about that, showing off her fake behind.

She wouldn't risk letting anyone damage her moneymaker.

**dksnj** · October 18th, 2011, 08:46 AM

"Four years ago you sold clothes in a boutique in the Valley, Now, like all the sudden, you're miss princess!".

I'm surprised she (or Kris ((the mom)) didn't make them edit that out.

**Honeythorn** · October 18th, 2011, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by dksnj

"Four years ago you sold clothes in a boutique in the Valley, Now, like all the sudden, you're miss princess!".

I'm surprised she (or Kris ((the mom)) didn't make them edit that out.

I'm so glad they kept that in. That was a total BURN!!! Knocked her a few pegs down! I'm glad he speaks his mind.

**czb** · October 18th, 2011, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by dksnj

"Four years ago you sold clothes in a boutique in the Valley, Now, like all the sudden, you're miss princess!".

I'm surprised she (or Kris ((the mom)) didn't make them edit that out.

i imagine they left this in for the DRAMA.

and i would suspect this fight was staged and they told him about DASH. after all, didn't i read somewhere that he didn't even know about her sex tape?

**NVash** · October 18th, 2011, 12:17 PM

I refuse to believe that. Everyone knows about that sex tape.

**czb** · October 18th, 2011, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by NVash

I refuse to believe that. Everyone knows about that sex tape.

mr czb didn't know about it. and when i turned on the show, he didn't know which one was kim, i had to show him. not everyone keeps up with this kind of stuff . . . .

**Pinkii** · October 18th, 2011, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by czb

mr czb didn't know about it. and when i turned on the show, he didn't know which one was kim, i had to show him. not everyone keeps up with this kind of stuff . . . .

True, normal people don't but In celebrities cases you can be sure they google the shit out of each other before they go on a date lol

**lucianodel** · October 18th, 2011, 12:44 PM

Her sex tape is so boring, she's like just laying there polishing her nails, the guy does his job and she just says "are you finished?".

**czb** · October 18th, 2011, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by Pinkii

True, normal people don't but In celebrities cases you can be sure they google the shit out of each other before they go on a date lol

that's true.

i suspect a kardashian publicist dug up kris humphries and sucked him up in the machine. and it's not like kris is so sharp that he would even know how to spell google. just sayin'.