No Shit Sherlock News - Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries may already be on the rocks

**rollo** · April 19th, 2013, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

So I guess they paid this dude off then?

They let him keep the wedding gifts?

**SHELLEE** · April 19th, 2013, 03:00 PM

I thought kim did or that she returned them for money? I can't be arsed to look it up.

**SillyME54** · April 19th, 2013, 03:25 PM

What the hell?!? That was anti-climatic. All this anticipation for that kow to get screwed and everything ends up working in her favor? This sucks.

**Quazar** · April 19th, 2013, 03:32 PM

What's going on in the world right now is so much more important and interesting than this fakery.

**Novice** · April 19th, 2013, 04:53 PM

What's going on in the world is always more interesting than this lard-arsed faker but at least she was going to get her come-uppance. Publicly.

Oh well!

**InigoMontoya** · April 19th, 2013, 07:57 PM

That was anti-climactic.

**sluce** · April 19th, 2013, 08:17 PM

FU Kris.

**Laurent** · April 19th, 2013, 08:51 PM

Well, I guess Kris stayed on script and granted Kim the 11th hour divorce so that she won't give birth to another man's child while married to him. These motherfuckers think we're all too dim to see them pulling the puppet strings, I guess.

**Novice** · May 12th, 2013, 07:18 PM

Kardashians Lose Big In Court

Showing you that the Kardashians think they can do whatever they want with no consequences, they attempted to hijack the name of a makeup line already in existence. Back in 2004, a line of makeup called Kroma was created. Over the past decade it has grown into a very successful makeup line, mainly through the efforts of the line's owner. Last year, the Kardashians announced their makeup line which they called Khroma. Yeah, you can see where this is going. A cease and desist letter was sent to the company responsible for the Kardashian's makeup line and they were sued for $10M. A federal judge sided with the original Kroma and an appeals court agreed. Now, it will cost millions to change the packaging and branding and marketing. I don't feel sorry for them at all. Kim is the one who came up with the name after she had seen the Kroma products and thought Khroma would be great. Yeah, because it would be taking after a great company and not creating, what will probably end up in dollar stores around the country.

**Clubber Lang** · May 12th, 2013, 11:36 PM

Ah-ha! That's amazing. I remember seeing an episode of the Lardassian's (don't ask) and the other girl's wanted a different name but Cim straight up refused, was so stubborn, and insisted they call the line Khroma. She absolutely would not even hear of any other idea's from the other two sisters. Mwa-haa-haa! And, it begins...

**czb** · May 13th, 2013, 10:01 AM

^^^ meh - it's just a nuisance suit. to me, $10 mil is a ton, but to this family, it is chump change. just a flea to flick away.

**rollo** · May 13th, 2013, 01:58 PM

She'd better call that baby Khroma. She can have North, South, East as middle names.

**Clubber Lang** · May 13th, 2013, 04:47 PM

I get what your sayin and yeah she's got bucks, but maybe she fakes having TONS and tons of bucks just like she fakes everything else in her life, and losing $10 mil really will put a dent in her nasty sweat-stained, onion-ass smelling wallet. Here's to hoping. Cheers!