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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    Bruce is sticking on the gravy train, so I have to assume that he enjoys the trappings of being a huge famewhore. He sits around with his horrid facelift/nose job combo, and stupid "I'm young and hip" diamond earrings, and a yuppie haircut and I see a man who says one thing and does another.

    I read somewhere Bruce actually has more $$ than his wife. I'll have to see if I can dig that up. Not sure how accurate that is though.

    And all his plastic surgery is horrid.

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    Bruce looks like a lady.
    And Kim K. and her horrid mother are very lucky they are not as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside.
    'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'

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    Kanye and Jay-Z are best friends, so Beyonce is pretending to like Kim. Kanye dates trashy women because one with class wouldn't be caught dead w/the asshole. No doubt she would love to get pregnant. Could you imagine the mag. covers and interviews all of us would have to suffer through????

    Bruce looks like he should be married to K.D. Lang not Kris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    I read somewhere Bruce actually has more $$ than his wife. I'll have to see if I can dig that up. Not sure how accurate that is though.

    And all his plastic surgery is horrid.
    Yeah, he does motivational speaking or something and earns a shitload of money for it. Kris has him by the balls and he probably signed some contract and is stuck with her for life.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mjw View Post

    Bruce looks like he should be married to K.D. Lang not Kris.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    Bruce is sticking on the gravy train, so I have to assume that he enjoys the trappings of being a huge famewhore. He sits around with his horrid facelift/nose job combo, and stupid "I'm young and hip" diamond earrings, and a yuppie haircut and I see a man who says one thing and does another.
    I think that since they have been married for over 10 yrs that it would cost him a LOT more if they divorced, due to california divorce rules.
    Although not for much longer it seems...
    Bruce Jenner Walks Out On Kim Kardashian’s Momanager Kris Jenner (Photo) BY Dr. Jody Overland on June 16, 2012 | 2 Comments and 6 Reactions | Related : Bruce Jenner, Kris Jenner, Tabloid Wednesday



    Bruce Jenner has walked out on Kris Jenner and fled to the home of his stepdaughter Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. Bruce wanted a wife and mother for his children but what he got was the rapacious momanager monster. All Kris cares about is money, according to the neglected Olympic champion, and Bruce and has finally had more than he can stand.
    Not only is Bruce forced to endure a cold and sex-less marriage but he if forced to watch as Kris transforms his formerly sweet young daughters Kendall and Kylie into sexed up famewhores like their skanky half-sister Kim Kardashian. According to sources, after a particularly nasty fight with Kris, Bruce walked out and fled to Khloe and Lamar’s while they were out of town. Apparently Bruce wanted to see if anyone even noticed his absence. Bruce finally did return home but all he got was a scolding from Kris for neglecting his family.
    A production insider on ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ said about Bruce: “He feels unloved and unappreciated, and he’s so close to the breaking point that friends worry he and Kris could wind up divorcing!” A source also claims that the couple battle over money: “Kris spends like a madwoman, yet she keeps Bruce on a meager weekly allowance.” Since Bruce is himself worth over $100 million we have to ask exactly how Kris keeps Bruce on a budget at all? But the answer is that according to sources “After they married, Kris convinced Bruce to give her control of his finances and business management. BIG mistake! MASSIVE! She got her mitts into his pockets early.” Will Bruce Jenner divorce Kris? Not if he faces losing most of his wealth.
    The National Enquirer Print Edition, June 25 reveals the inner workings of the sick relationship between Bruce and Kris: The 21-year marriage between the Kardashian clan matriarch Kris Jenner and husband Bruce Jenner is imploding over money – and insiders fear the feuding couple may split! Mom-ager Kris, 56, is so fixed on fattening the family coffers that according to a source “Bruce recently cried to his wife, ‘You love money more than me.’” Well, that's true!

    Tell you what I think. Bruce is an extremely wealthy man – at this point he is richer than all of the Kardashians together – so Kris keeps him around for laughs. The minute that Kris gets the opportunity to hook-up with anyone more famous or wealthier than Bruce she will kick him to the curb. To Kris Jenner a man is tool to be used and love is an emotion to be traded on – used as currency. Daughter Kim Kardashian has learned well from her mommy… as Kanye West will learn to his dismay soon enough.
    From march - I'm not sure if this was posted or not?
    Report – Bruce and Kris Jenner’s Marriage In Trouble; Bruce Storms Out Over Her Pimping Out Kendall & Kylie! Kris Humphries Speaks Out!


    Written By Mary 20 Mar 2012


    Kris Jenner‘s plan to turn her daughters into a reality television famwehore konglomerate may finally be coming to an end. The older girls are besieged by drama and relationship troubles, and now husband Bruce Jenner is finally– finally–putting his foot down about her pimping out younger daughters Kendall and Kylie; leaving them to befall the same fates as their older sisters.
    The National Enquirer–which can be surprisingly accurate and on-point with uncovering hot stories first–is reporting that the Jenner marriage is all but over due to Kris’ out of control ambition and promoting her teenaged daughters as sex objects to continue with the Kardashian reality dynasty!
    For years, viewers have wondered what the heck is wrong with Bruce for letting her get away with this nonsense, and apparently Bruce has been quietly simmering behind the scenes. After a recent blow-up with Kris, Bruce packed his bags and stormed out, accusing her of turning his daughters into “Kardashian Robots!” According to insiders, Bruce has “had it with Kris’ manipulative ways and packed his bags and left.”
    The devastating fight over his daughters’ futures came after their appearance on America’s Next Top Model where they posed for provocative photos dressed as the twins from The Shining. Bruce, rightfully, felt the shot and the portrayal was inappropriate and called Kris out on using their children. In fact, her desperate need for fame is putting her twenty-year marriage in serious jeopardy as Bruce is at the end of his rope!
    After Bruce left, Kris called him repeatedly to no avail and he refused to tell her where he was. “Kris was crying hysterically when she finally got Bruce on his cell phone,” the insider recounts. “She sobbed that she was sorry for everything and if he came back they could get their marriage back on track.”
    Bruce has never been too interested in reality television, maintaining a mostly low profile on Keeping Up With The Kardashians and not letting fame go to his head – well, except for that facelift Kris forced him to get! But now that Kris is ardently throwing their younger daughters into the spotlight, shilling their images out in sexy poses and outfits everywhere, he is starting to see the repercussions of letting her be in charge.
    “The marriage started spinning out of control when Kris started pushing Kendall and Kylie to follow in Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe‘s footsteps as hypersexualized reality starlets,” an insider tells The National Enquirer (via their print edition). “When Bruce put his foot down, Kris just laughed and pointed a finger in his face and barked, ‘I’m the boss here, buddy!’”
    “Bruce is fed up with his wife’s cold, bloodless ambition for the children,” the insider discloses. “Their marriage is in tatters. He just said that she needed help big-time.” Bruce eventually came home following their gigantic fight, but all is not well. “They’re barely speaking to each other. Bruce told her that ambition is in her blood like a disease.”
    Adding fuel to rumors that their marriage is in trouble, was Bruce’s absence at step-son Rob Kardashian‘s recent Las Vegas birthday celebration!
    Indeed, while has Kris focused on building a reality television dynasty she has been completely ignoring Bruce and her marriage – and he is ready to call it quits! Kris is reportedly desperate to keep up appearances and reconnect with Bruce. “They talked about marriage therapy as a last-ditch effort to avoid divorce,” the insider shares. “There’s really very little left in the marriage to save.”
    Kris doesn’t want to give up just yet. “She desperately wants him back,” but Bruce is still reeling from a year of horrible family drama – particularly Kris’ revelations in her book Kris Jenner… and All Things Kardashian. Bruce was furious to learn all the intimate details of her affair and that she kept in touch with her adultery partner, Todd Waterman, after Bruce and Kris married!
    “If Bruce and Kris’ marriage is to survive, massive changes need to happen,” the insider concludes.
    In other Kardashian news, Kris Humphries has had it with speculation about his divorce and the nonstop accusations against him – likely stemming from his desperate to save her spotlight ex-wife. Hot on the heels of gossip that Kim wants to claim he defrauded her by refusing to move to California (despite footage on her reality show demonstrating otherwise), Kris is releasing a statement denying any defamatory comments or leaks came from his camp because they all came from the Kardashinas.
    “Much effort and energy to mis-direct the public’s perception of what transpired between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries has taken place over the past several months, some even going so far as to attempt to create settlement ‘demands’ where none have been made,” the statement begins.
    “Neither Kris Humphries nor his legal team have spread these rumors nor will they. While we are encouraged to see an apparent willingness by the other side to put big numbers out in an attempt to settle Mr. Humphries’ claims, we respect and will continue to observe the integrity of the legal process.”
    “This case will be resolved not in the court of public opinion amidst ridiculous and defamatory allegations and personal attacks directed against Kris Humphries. Rather, this case will be appropriately investigated and litigated professionally and with integrity.”
    And Kris is not backing down – nor is he remaining quiet about the Kardashians’ intentions for this marriage! “One thing is certain: Kris Humphries intends to set the record straight and while settlement discussions are a normal part of every litigated case, there will always be public speculation and conjecture in matters such as this, in fact, these legal proceedings and the parties involved are deserving of professionalism and integrity by all.”
    Kris, believe me, we are all standing by on bated breath to see how this plays out!
    Finally, also not apologizing or backing down is actor Jon Hamm; who lambasted fauxlebrities like Kim by saying, “stupidity is certainly celebrated.” Kim released a statement denying that anything she does is stupid, cause, she’s like popular y’all and called his comments “careless!” But Jon is standing by his statements!
    “I don’t think [my comments] were careless. I think they were accurate,” he explained on The Today Show. “It’s a part of our culture that I certainly don’t identify with and I don’t really understand the appeal of it other than in a sort of car crash sensibility.”
    And, in case your interested in watching some television with actual talented stars, Mad Men premiers this Sunday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    I read somewhere Bruce actually has more $$ than his wife. I'll have to see if I can dig that up. Not sure how accurate that is though.

    And all his plastic surgery is horrid.
    The "net worth" sites I have seen have him valued at $100m and Kris at $20m - but she must be getting 15-20% of all the Kardashian Kash, so maybe it is more?
    It also appears that they (were both) saying that they were worth /had made $450mk from the sports equipment & infomercials, etc.


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    Bruce Jenner: They Won’t Let Me Out Of Reality TV Until I Die! BY Annemarie Fraser on May 19, 2012 | 1 Comment and 3 Reactions | Related : Bruce Jenner, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kris Jenner, Reality TV



    Papa and step-papa to the Kardashian and Jenners, Bruce Jenner has said he won’t be allowed to leave reality TV until he dies. He joked or did he, saying: “I’m not getting out of this alive.” Bruce claims they have him chained to reality TV and maybe he will get parole when daughter Kylie Jenner gets married but knowing Kris Jenner if she can squeeze another penny out of the networks they will be on reality tv until they are old and wrinkly.
    The family just signed with E! for another $40 million, do you really see Kris letting that go? The amount has not been confirmed, but if it is true they would be the highest paid family in reality TV history. Let’s not forget that Momanager Kris Jenner gets 10% of everything the family earns. Can you see her ever stopping reality tv and losing that? There have been rumors that Kim, Khloe and Kourtney have had enough of their manager Kris Jenner stealing 10 % of their earnings and butting into their lives. So maybe someone will give Kris the old heave ho!
    Bruce also addressed in an interview the problems he and wife Kris were having. He said, “Oh my God, does it say that? I’ve been married to Kris for 21 years, and there have always been rocky times. And it’s nothing special. Our relationship is very good. I think the reason our relationship has lasted for 21 years is we’re both family-oriented. We have 10 children between us. That’s such a bond. That’ll always keep us together.”
    Rumors have circulated that Bruce was not happy about Kris starting to pimp out their two young daughters, Kendall, 16, and Kylie, 14. He does not want them turning out like their Kardashian half-sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney – who he labelled as ‘hypersexualized reality starlets.’
    There have also been rumors Kris was taking Bruce for granted and he addressed those rumors saying, “I’ve been taken for granted since Year 1. The good news is I like it that way! Kris’ freedom means I have the freedom to do what I want to do.”
    What do you think, does Bruce really want to leave reality tv or will he be there until he dies? If you ask me as long as he has enough money to buy more plastic surgery we will see Bruce on reality tv for a long time!
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    Bruce Jenner Disapproves Of Kim Kardashian Dating Kanye West
    BY Dr. Jody Overland on April 13, 2012 | 0 Comments and 1 Reaction | Related : Bruce Jenner, Celebrity Couple, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian



    Bruce Jenner said that he is not very pleased with his step-daughter Kim Kardashian’s decision to hook up with rapper Kanye West. Bruce made it clear during a speaking engagement in Boston that he ‘not that excited’ about Kim’s new relationship – he didn’t mention how his wife, momanager Kris Jenner felt.
    While Bruce was speaking at Northeastern University Wednesday evening someone in the audience asked him what he thought about his stepdaughter’s new relationship. Bruce said: “I’m not that excited, but we’ll see. Kimberly and I have had a conversation about them and their potential relationship.”
    Bruce has been having problems with his own marriage recently and has threatened to leave Kris Jenner. The problem is that Bruce feels Kris is pimping out his daughters, Kendall and Kylie, and turning them into famewhores. Bruce doesn’t want to see his babies turned into ‘hypersexualized reality starlets’ like Kris’s other daughters Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe.
    Report: Bruce Jenner Breaks Up With Kris Jenner
    Sources close to the Kardashian/Jenner clan have said that Bruce is concerned about Kim rushing into another relationship so soon after her debacle with estranged husband Kris Humphries. I guess since their marriage problems began his wife is not keeping him in the loop on the family’s reality TV show plans…
    TMZ has the exclusive: Kanye West has his work cut out for him … ’cause Kim Kardashian‘s step-father Bruce Jenner has made it clear … he’s “not that excited” about Kim’s new relationship.
    Bruce made his feelings known during a speaking engagement at Northeastern University in Boston Wednesday night … when someone in the crowd asked for his opinion on the new K+K hookup. Jenner told the audience … “I’m not that excited, but we’ll see. Kimberly and I have had a conversation about them and their potential relationship.”
    Bruce’s feelings aren’t personal against Kanye as according to sources he likes the rapper but he wants Kim to proceed cautiously with any new relationship. Sounds like good fatherly advice. What do you think? Is Kim wise to be getting serious so quickly with Kanye? Do you think that Kim has been in a relationship with Kanye for longer than we know? Let us know in the comments below.
    Image credit: BJJ/FameFlynet Pictures

    I never saw this posted either
    Report: Khloe Kardashian Says Kim Kardashian Abusing Drugs BY Cate Meighan on May 23, 2012 | 0 Comments and 3 Reactions | Related : Kim & Kourtney Kaedashian



    Khloe Kardashian has discovered with shock that sister Kim Kardashian is abusing drugs and has threatened to go to momanager Kris Jenner if Kim doesn’t clean up.
    Life hasn’t been so rosy for Kim Kardashian in recent months, despite dating her rumored high maintenance equal, Kanye West. It seems her high profile divorce, which is a process already three times longer than the marriage was, has taken a sizable toll on the reality star. But Kim Kardashian on drugs – wow! Radar Online reports:
    “She’s freaking everyone out right now,” an insider told Australia’s NW magazine. “She’s taking Valium and sleeping pills. The last time she self-medicated was when she split from Reggie Bush [two years ago,] when everything felt impossible.” Says another insider,
    Khloé’s really freaked out by it: she found a bottle of pills and knew straight away what Kim was doing.”
    Khloe is rumored to have issued an ultimatum after she learned that Kim was on drugs. Stop popping the pills within 3 weeks or she’s going to Momager Kris Jenner and step dad of the year Bruce Jenner for help. It looks like Kim found herself addicted the same way many others do.
    “It started with just a little bit to take the edge off or help her sleep, but she could become dependent upon pills, which worries her,” the insider told NW. “I think she’s secretly pleased Khloé found out because she’d have struggled to stop on her own.”
    By the way the photo above is a pic of the Kimster (note the heavy shades…) on her way to Cannes – does she think they might have a sex-tape division this year? They need Kim at Cannes about as much as they needed Kanye at Fashion Week.



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    I had NO idea Bruce was worth 100M. Damn. Looks like he could've afforded a better plastic surgeon.

    And Kim's abusing sleeping pills to deal with her messy personal life? How Marilyn Monroe of her.
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    Heehee! You're wicked Laurent!

    Yeah, I was shocked too. I wonder if he's sticking it out because he knows that after how she was with Robert Kardashian (i.e. fleecing him, moving him out & moving her lovers into his house while he payrolled it all), that he knows that he will end up destitute if he divorces her without regaining control of his finances...?

    Anyhow, some blogger posted this... Its all a bit celebitchy, but I thought I'd post it anyway...
    Kris Jenner: You Emotionally Cheated On Bruce Jenner By Chasing Your Ex Lover

    6 days ago by Bonnie Fuller
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    Kris Jenner – you disrespected your marriage to Bruce Jenner when you embraced, emailed and then planned to meet the ex-lover who broke up your marriage to Robert Kardashian on ‘KUWTK’s June 17th episode.

    Kris Jenner – you are already emotionally cheating on your husband Bruce Jenner, with your younger ex-lover, Todd Waterman, and it was horrifying to watch on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, in last night’s, June 17 episode.

    From the moment that you spotted your former cheating partner, Todd Waterman,at your tennis club, you became obsessed with him again.
    You said you hadn’t laid eyes on him in 23 years, but you detailed your marriage-destroying affair in your recent book, Kris Jenner…And All Things Kardashian.
    In the book, you described your sexual obsession with younger man Todd and you admitted that the affair broke up your marriage to Robert Kardashian.
    Now, you made it clear in KUWTK that you’re willing to risk your marriage to Bruce Jenner, by illicitly communicating with and planning to see Todd again.
    First, you practically chased Todd down after spying him at the tennis club and then you indulged in a long – no make that, a very long embrace – with Todd. Inappropriate. Then you gave him an email address so he could contact you – Totally inappropriate.
    Yes, you confessed to Bruce later that you had seen him, but Bruce made it very clear that he was not happy about your behavior with Todd.
    “Why did she even talk to him? She should NEVER have done that,” he said. “Why did you hug him?” a shocked Bruce asked you. “He was a scumbag back then and he still is.”
    You know what Kris – Bruce is right. Todd IS a scumbag. He had an affair with a married woman – YOU – 23 years ago and broke up your family. Now, he knows you are married again and he’s trying to horn his way in once more to see you.
    But Kris – if you see him or continue communicating, YOU will be a scumbag too.
    You are a married woman with loving and loyal husband and that means that you shouldn’t even think of communicating with an ex-lover who split up your first marriage. It’s hurtful to Bruce and a diss on your commitment to your family.
    Instead you spent the episode making up ever more ridiculous excuses to justify seeing Todd. “It could be bad to have a meeting with him but I’m not sure if there was any resolution to the actual breakup of Todd and I,” you tell your enabling assistant, Noelle. “There’s a lot of stuff that’s unfinished (with Todd).”
    Later, Kris, you amp up your self-serving justifications for contacting lover-boy Todd. “This has been eating away at me. The more I think about it, the more I really want to text him,” you tell Noelle. “I do want to talk. The breakup was so quick and cold turkey. I think what I need right now is closure. There’s this little file up here in my head with his name on it and I don’t want to have any regrets.”
    Regrets, really? I’ll tell you Kris, what will give you regrets – cheating with Todd on your second husband, Bruce Jenner.
    You are already emotionally cheating on Bruce with Todd and it becomes increasingly clear that you could be tempted to physically cheat as well. You’ve been so weird and insecure about your sexuality lately – dirty dancing and shaking your butt and showing your thighs in your family video while dancing to “Hypnotize,” and then telling 14-year-old daughter Kylie that you and Bruce need to spice up your sex life, on last night’s KUWTK episode as well.
    You finally resort to crying over Todd. “I can’t sleep anymore,” you whimper to Noelle. “I just have to get it off my chest .I don’t want to have something I really need to say to somebody and not have the opportunity to say, this is what you did and this is how you made me feel.”
    Kris – those were the most obvious crocodile tears ever. And you didn’t fool any of us with your lame fake crying. It did not make anyone but your assistant Noelle, sympathize with your growing plot to see Todd. “You should just do it,” enabler Noelle agrees.
    Your daughters are not convinced. In fact, they are understandably horrified by your marriage-dissing behavior.
    “Are you on crack?” Kim says, in the most sensible statement she’s made since leaving her ex-husband Kris Humphries. “Do you want to stay married? Then stay away from him as far as possible – he’s already broken up one marriage. What if he begs you – let’s give it one more shot,” she wisely points out.
    You even go so far as to make it clear that you could be ready to go behind Bruce’s back to see Todd. “We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it,” you tell Kim when she asks if you’ll meet Todd even if Bruce doesn’t want you to.
    Once again Kris, you’re particularly cruel to Khloe, who reveals that she can remember you cavorting with Todd when she was just five years old. “I did activities with him, I had pool parties with him, but of course I didn’t understand that he wasn’t supposed to be around,” she explains.
    Kris – you already tortured Khloe by trying to force her to take a DNA test and now, you’re emotionally tearing at her again with Todd.
    “Why do you have to play with fire?” she asked you. “This chapter in your life should be way closed.”
    She’s 100% right Kris – it should be 1000 percent closed. But instead, you are determined to pry it open with every excuse.
    “This isn’t just someone I knew for a week and that I can just brush off. I have a few things I want to say to this guy. I don’t see it as playing with fire. I got divorced, I left my husband for this guy,” you told your shocked daughter.
    Well Kris – just because you don’t feel closure 23 years later, isn’t reason to secretly primp yourself up and drive off to meet him without telling your husband.
    If you want closure on your current marriage and want to break the hearts of all six of your kids, you are selfishly on your way to doing that! What do you think Hollywoodlifers? Is Kris Jenner disrespecting her marriage to Bruce Jenner or is she justified in meeting up with her illicit ex-lover?
    Bonnie Fuller

    More Kris Jenner and Her Affair

    1. Khloe Kardashian Slams ‘Mental’ Mom Kris Jenner For Seeing Ex-Lover
    2. ‘KUWTK’ Recap: Kris Jenner Goes To See Her Ex-Lover Behind Bruce Jenner’s Back
    3. Kris Jenner Should Stop Flaunting The Affair That Split Up Her Marriage Kris Jenner Affair -- Cheated On Bruce Jenner AGAIN ... With Her Heart



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    I would agree with that blog post about 'emotional cheating'.... BUT she hasn't seen him in 23 years and now that she has the show and a book that mentions him, they randomly end up at the same tennis club?
    Fuck off, Cris Jenner. We know everything is scripted. No one is falling for your shit.

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    OMG! Just when I thought that Kris Jenner couldn't get any worse...
    What Did DNA Test On Khloe Kardashian Reveal?
    May 21, 2012 | 8:00pm EDT

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    Nothing -- she didn't take it!

    Here's how it all went down:

    Kris -- who admitted in her book, Kris Jenner and All Things Kardashian, to an affair around the time Khloe was conceived -- initiated a set of paternity tests to put the hotly-debated issue to bed, for better or for worse.

    Khloe Kardashian Offered $250K From Radio Personality To Take Paternity Test!

    "Khloe has had it with me torturing he over this swab test," the 56-year-old "Momager" said. "I know all the rumors are absolutely ridiculous, but I know this is something she needs in order to feel complete."

    Later on, Kris calls the rest of the family together to try and persuade Khloe to take the test, but faces a divided front: While Kim and Kris think she should take the test, Kourtney does not and Rob thinks the whole situation's a joke.

    As for Khloe? She told Kris, "Mom, I don't care what they're saying because everyone is calling me fat, do you want me to go get lipo?

    PHOTOS: Khloe & Lamar Move On Up In Dallas Apartment**

    "Seriously, my dad is Robert Kardashian. My other dad is Bruce Jenner," Khloe said. "If you f***ed other people during the same time and you do not know, go on Maury!"

    In classic Kardashian fashion, a doctor makes a house-call to the reality TV family's home to perform the test on Khloe, but she refuses.

    "It's not about me," she said. "It's actually about Mom."

    PHOTOS: Kim Kardashian Visits Sister Khloe In Dallas**

    After Kim tells Khloe that Kris has been tortured by Khloe's reluctance to get the test, Khloe writes her mother a letter stating her thoughts on the issue.

    The letter reads, "I don't need someone to tell me who my family is. I have had the blessing of having two phenomenal fathers. I don't need a DNA test to prove who my father is."

    After Kris told her she still wanted her to take the test, Khloe told her mother: "I appreciate your letter and it means a lot to me, [but] I am an Odom anyway. I'm not a Kardashian anymore, so let's move on."

    Watch the video on RadarOnline.com

    The story about Khloe's paternity was first reported by Star magazine, based on interviews with two of the late lawyer's ex-wives, Jan Ashley and Ellen Kardashian.
    But... But... But... Unless they have Robert's DNA (or can compare it to her siblings) its not about "who her father is" since they're testing it against Kris'... Unless of course she's a man I'm drag? Such BS just for tv.


    Guess Cimmy isn't ok about what her husband (they're not divorced yet) said...
    Kim Kardashian makes Sunday appointment with her lawyer following Kris Humphries' claims that she cheated with Kanye West


    By Fehintola Betiku, Mike Larkin and Kirsty Mccormack
    PUBLISHED: 12:55, 25 June 2012 | UPDATED: 15:21, 25 June 2012


    She's a businesswoman as well as a reality TV star so Kim Kardashian is rather clever when it comes to her assets.
    The 31-year-old didn't waste any time in seeking legal advice yesterday after it emerged that her ex-husband Kris Humphries believes that she cheated during their marriage and is going to prove it.

    Kim made a speedy trip to her divorce lawyer Laura Wasser in Los Angeles yesterday after Kris said he 'knew' the reality star had 'cheated' with Kanye West.


    Not wasting time: Kim Kardashian visits her divorce lawyer in Los Angeles yesterday to seek some advice

    Kim kept a serious and straight face as she arrived at Laura's home in the afternoon carrying a large black handbag.
    The brunette kept her look rather simple for the appointment wearing black skinny jeans, a matching leather jacket and brown heeled ankle boots.
    She also kept a pair of black and gold sunglasses firmly in place while her hair was pulled up into a high ponytail.


    Lots to talk about: The brunette spent hours at Laura Wasser's house as when she left it was dark


    Woman in black: Kim wore dark skinny jeans, a matching leather jacket and sunglasses to attend the meeting yesterday

    Kim clearly spent a while talking things through with Laura as by the time she left her house, it was much darker than when she had arrived. Her sudden visit to the well-known attorney - who has represented celebrities such as Ryan Reynolds, Heidi Klum and Mariah Carey - came after Kris confided in his former lover Myla Sinanaj following the breakdown of his marriage after only 72 days, according to reports on TMZ.
    Kris allegedly said that his former mother-in-law Kris Jenner 'suspiciously' referred to Kanye as a 'close family friend' and someone that Kim had known for a long time.

    Sad times: Kris Humphries revealed that to his ex girlfriend Myla Sinanaj that he knew Kim had cheated on him when she failed to invite Kanye West to their wedding

    A source close to Myla told the website that Kris asked: 'If he was such a close family friend, why wasn't he invited to the wedding?'
    The insider then explained how the NBA star said that he 'felt played' after Kim filed for divorce and started dating Kanye.

    The site also reported that Kris was with Myla when he listened to Kanye's song Theraflu and was 'visibly upset' by the rapper's claims in the song in which he confesses he fell in love with Kim.

    Now and then: Kris told Myla that he 'felt played' when Kim announced that she was dating Kanye

    Back in January before Kim and Kanye announced to the world that they were indeed an item, Kanye's former girlfriend Amber Rose accused the pair of cheating when Kim was still with her former beau football ace Reggie Bush.
    In an interview with Star magazine, Amber, 28, said Kim was one of the main reasons she and the 35-year-old rapper broke up.
    She said: 'She's a homewrecker! They were both cheating. They were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other.'
    Amber who is now engaged to Black and Yellow rapper Wiz Khalifa added: 'She was sending pictures, and I was like, "Kim, just stop. Don’t be that person".'

    'I wish I could take it back': Kim Kardashian's stepfather Bruce Jenner admitted he felt that her marriage had failed after her over the top wedding back in August 2011
    Kim's stepfather Bruce Jenner recently admitted to US chat show queen Oprah Winfrey that he wishes they could take back Kim Kardashian's nuptials with NBA player Kris Humphries.

    The former Olympic gold medalist confessed to his embarrassment at the whole affair, which came to a premature end when reality TV favourite Kim filed for divorce after just 72 days last October.

    He made the admission on the second part of the Oprah's Next Chapter feature on his family after being asked, 'What do you wish you could take back?'
    The 62-year-old replied: 'The whole wedding thing. We went so overboard on it.'

    Opening up: The interview is from the second part of Oprah Winfrey's profile of the family

    During the intimate interview Bruce seemed to make it clear that he was not convinced about the future of the marriage, even at the time, going by his response when Oprah asked him about it.
    In a short, but illuminating, response he said: 'I was hoping it would work.'
    The former decathlete's comments are the latest twist in the long-running saga of Kim's wedding.
    In fact, she even talked about it herself on last week's episode, claiming she felt stifled in the relationship, though she claimed she did love NBA star Kris.


    Taking the cake: Even their wedding confectionery was completely over the top

    The 31-year-old said: 'I was in love: I wanted the life that I always pictured my fairytale life to be.
    'I would've had an extravagant wedding anyway, to end that relationship was a risk in itself to lose ratings and I had to take the risk to be honest to myself.
    'I saw how our relationship was. I don't want to get into the small things, but once we moved in, I knew he was not the one.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz1yopqixuu
    I hope that Kris really does have "proof" that Cimmy cheated, coz I can see that that would send her skurrying to her lawyers home on a sunday....
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    Saturday, June 23rd 2012
    So Kim Kuntrashian And Beyonce Hung Out Together Last Night...




    There was a rumor that Beyonce would rather play moth ball checkers with Basement Baby next to the water heater in the darkest part of the basement than even say Kim Kuntrashian's full name out loud. But if Beyonce really does hate Kim, then she swept her true feelings under her lacefront to dance with that piece of trash at Jay-Z and Kanye's show in Birmingham, England last night. Somebody took a few pictures of Kim and Beyonce together and yeah, I think this is the first time in whore history that Kim actually covered her face (covering it with cum doesn't count) in front of a camera. Either the heat in the stadium caused her plastic face to melt and she was keeping it from slipping off of her head, or that sneaky bitch was trying to see if Beyonce had any velcro burns on her stomach from wearing a pillow baby. Anyway, a source tells UsWeekly that Bey and Kim danced all night and they're actually friends blah blah blah blah blaaaaaaaah:
    "Kim and Beyonce were dancing all night! They even went into the mosh pit! It was the most hectic thing ever! Kim and Beyonce have always been cool. Beyonce and Jay love Kim and think she's a good match for Kanye."
    This is the way my ass sees it: Beyonce loves a photo-op, Kim loves a photo-op and so they're bonding through their mutual love of a good photo-op. That's what most relationships on the ho-stroll are based on! And if you're in the Calabasas, CA area today, you might want to stay away from the gutter. Because once Pimp Mama Kris sees these pictures, she's going to cream so much that it's going to run down her driveway, past the sidewalk and flow down the street gutters. You've been warned.


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    Wait. Something is wrong here. Bee is by Kim K and she isnt throwing fists. In fact shes smiling and Kim is covering her face. Shouldnt that be the other way around? Kim posing and Bee covering her face?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjw View Post
    Kanye and Jay-Z are best friends, so Beyonce is pretending to like Kim.
    or maybe she actually does like her. beyonce might be a total jerk off, and her and kim may hit it off very well.
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    ^ No, that cant be possible. Not after Bee flipped out and said how she doesnt want Kim around her. No way she likes her.

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    were you there? how do you know that's what happened? read it in a gossip column?

    i love people who have never met said celeb, but are so sure they know what they are thinking. it's quite an amazing feat. can they read the minds of regular people, or does it only work on celebs?
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    As a matter of fact I was. Look closely at that pic. See the dude in the back of Kim with the thumb up and smiling? Thats me.

    No but seriously, I get your point. Youre right. However it just kinda gels. We all know Bee thinks shes hot crap. Kim wants to think shes all that. I dont doubt the tabloids fabricate a bunch of mess to sell magazines but Bee not wanting her around made sense. I cant think of any reason why shed deal with Kim nor her famewhoring. Because honestly, I dont need to say this but we all know that if this keeps on were going to see Bee, Solange, Jigga and the whole crew on an episode or ten of 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians'. Far as I knew Bee was trying to avoid that and I honestly cant blame her.
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