Nicholas Sparks is allegedly a racist, homophobic, anti-Semite

[BoogsBun]

I can barely sit through the movies based on his books; I'm not even going to attempt to read one. Maudlin, sappy shit you read while listening to John Tesh or Jim Brickman music.

I haven't seen one of his movies, or read any of his books. I adore my trashy, historical romance novels. I would much rather read about Virginia Honeybottum, the delicate English rose, is kidnapped by the dastardly, yet devastatingly handome pirate, Captain Thirdleg. You know he is going to see her naked in the next couple chapters, because bitches on boats ALWAYS get a raging fever. They alternate between fighting and getting along for a few chapters. Next thing you know, they are having hot, dirty pirate sex, in some cove at the pirate's hideout. By the end of the book, they are married or shacking up, she manages to end up having a knack for piracy, so she joins him on his adventures.

[lulu09]

i had no idea about this!

so much for spending a rainy saturday watching this loser's movies ever again!

[BITTER]

I haven't seen one of his movies, or read any of his books. I adore my trashy, historical romance novels. I would much rather read about Virginia Honeybottum, the delicate English rose, is kidnapped by the dastardly, yet devastatingly handome pirate, Captain Thirdleg. You know he is going to see her naked in the next couple chapters, because bitches on boats ALWAYS get a raging fever. They alternate between fighting and getting along for a few chapters. Next thing you know, they are having hot, dirty pirate sex, in some cove at the pirate's hideout. By the end of the book, they are married or shacking up, she manages to end up having a knack for piracy, so she joins him on his adventures.

I love those books - it's how I learned about sex - heaving bosoms and exploring valleys, and throbbing members and all of that. But at least those writers didn't compare themselves to Faulkner...

[chartreuse]

....and his worst crime of all is his writing.

^^^^
you beat me to it.

Arghhh, both of you beat me. I was going to say that his writing may be worse than all of those other things combined.

[MsDark]

And a shitty writer.

Arghhh, both of you beat me. I was going to say that his writing may be worse than all of those other things combined.

Make that three.

[ConstanceSpry]

He's the literary equivalent of Thomas Kinkade.

[sputnik]

He's the literary equivalent of Thomas Kinkade.

if kinkade ever designs a sparks book cover, that will be a sure sign of the end times.

[lulu09]

especially since kinkade's already dead!!

[sputnik]

no way!
i had no idea.

eta: actually, i just remembered. i think we had a thread about it here.

[Kittylady]

I haven't seen one of his movies, or read any of his books. I adore my trashy, historical romance novels. I would much rather read about Virginia Honeybottum, the delicate English rose, is kidnapped by the dastardly, yet devastatingly handome pirate, Captain Thirdleg. You know he is going to see her naked in the next couple chapters, because bitches on boats ALWAYS get a raging fever. They alternate between fighting and getting along for a few chapters. Next thing you know, they are having hot, dirty pirate sex, in some cove at the pirate's hideout. By the end of the book, they are married or shacking up, she manages to end up having a knack for piracy, so she joins him on his adventures.

Pirates and dirty hot sex? You've just got my attention! Recommendations please! (and the smuttier the better )

[Charmed Hour]

I haven't seen one of his movies, or read any of his books. I adore my trashy, historical romance novels. I would much rather read about Virginia Honeybottum, the delicate English rose, is kidnapped by the dastardly, yet devastatingly handome pirate, Captain Thirdleg. You know he is going to see her naked in the next couple chapters, because bitches on boats ALWAYS get a raging fever. They alternate between fighting and getting along for a few chapters. Next thing you know, they are having hot, dirty pirate sex, in some cove at the pirate's hideout. By the end of the book, they are married or shacking up, she manages to end up having a knack for piracy, so she joins him on his adventures.

I love those books - it's how I learned about sex - heaving bosoms and exploring valleys, and throbbing members and all of that. But at least those writers didn't compare themselves to Faulkner...

Pirates and dirty hot sex? You've just got my attention! Recommendations please! (and the smuttier the better )

Have any of you read Bertrice Small? Bertrice Small - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Leslie Family, the O'Malley Series and Skye's Legacy Series all follow the same family over the course of 300 years. You definitely want to read them in order.

[*DIVA!]

i thought he was gay.

Most homophobic pieces of shits are closeted gays!!

I hated the Notebook.. I Thought something was wrong with me