I haven't seen one of his movies, or read any of his books. I adore my trashy, historical romance novels. I would much rather read about Virginia Honeybottum, the delicate English rose, is kidnapped by the dastardly, yet devastatingly handome pirate, Captain Thirdleg. You know he is going to see her naked in the next couple chapters, because bitches on boats ALWAYS get a raging fever. They alternate between fighting and getting along for a few chapters. Next thing you know, they are having hot, dirty pirate sex, in some cove at the pirate's hideout. By the end of the book, they are married or shacking up, she manages to end up having a knack for piracy, so she joins him on his adventures.
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