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Thread: My eyes are burning from Gene Simmons sex tape, NOT with Shannon Tweed

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    Whatever. Shannon can't do shit. They aren't married and she loves his money too much to let this even matter.

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    I am not watching this.
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    Gene Simmons and sex in the same sentence is a revolting event.



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    HA! I read the title of the thread as "Richard Simmons" and not "Gene Simmons". Must quit SKIMMING titles. Either way, I'm not watching it. I think I'd almost rather see a Richard Simmons sex tape than a Gene Simmons sex tape. On second thought, its six of one half a dozen of the other - if you had a gun to my head. Gross.



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    I remember on their show one time she was talking about how she didn't like him having sex with other women, but that she just didn't think about it because it would drive her crazy.

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    The video is really lame and gross, and as sexy as a bowl of cold oatmeal.

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    Shannon Tweed should be thrilled that her frankenstein live-in partner isn't humpin her anymore. Then again, I don't think she's smart enough to appreciate my sentiments.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heathersharon View Post
    HA! I read the title of the thread as "Richard Simmons" and not "Gene Simmons". Must quit SKIMMING titles. Either way, I'm not watching it. I think I'd almost rather see a Richard Simmons sex tape than a Gene Simmons sex tape. On second thought, its six of one half a dozen of the other - if you had a gun to my head. Gross.
    jeez, the only thing that could be worse than Gene! I could just see him slipping his little snake out the leg of his short shorts... *shudders*

    oh, and I'm with everyone else, that is one link I will not be clicking ..
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heathersharon View Post
    HA! I read the title of the thread as "Richard Simmons" and not "Gene Simmons". Must quit SKIMMING titles. Either way, I'm not watching it. I think I'd almost rather see a Richard Simmons sex tape than a Gene Simmons sex tape. On second thought, its six of one half a dozen of the other - if you had a gun to my head. Gross.

    It woulda been hilarious if it were Richard Simmons! Imagine him in his glitter tanktop with shorts, white socks and sneakers "sweating" to the oldies.

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IheartParis View Post
    Yuck. He left his shirt on. Did he leave his socks on, too?
    Probably slid the "old fella" out the side of his jocks too. Not that I saw the video. I dont like to see old men grunting.
    Jack I swear.

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    Why did I click that link? WHY?

    But really, it was terribly romantic. Not only did he leave his shirt on, he didn't bother taking his pants all the way off so they're bunched around his ankles in a very provocative way. And it's lovely how every time he goes to kiss her, she turns her head - the girl's got some standards, she'll let him bone her but there's no way she'll let him kiss her.

    Now I'm off to bash myself in the head to induce amnesia.

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    I didn't watch it because just thinking about it...

    EWWWWWWWWW

    *scrubs brain*

    *remnant remains*

    EWWWWWWWWWWW
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    I'm up for it but I can't open that link. Nor does the website work if I try going in direct. Has it been shut down or is my puter protecting me from trauma.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    I'm up for it but I can't open that link. Nor does the website work if I try going in direct. Has it been shut down or is my puter protecting me from trauma.
    I had the same problem but I ended up googling it. But now I wish I hadn't. Trust me, don't do it!

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    Gene looks like such a lousy lay.

    Figures. It's always the ugly toads who suck in bed like him who brag about their sex life.

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