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    A Snippet:

    Kylie
    "Like, Oh, MY Gawd. I'm like so totally....um excited? About the next nom...nommie...uh...Nominees.

    Kendal "I know right? Right? It's so TOTES exciting!"

    Kylie "Kendal, what does nominee mean?"

    Kendal "I'm not, like, sure, but I think it's the people who get the awards".

    Kylie "What awards?"

    Kendal "Ummmm..." *looks off stage and says "What? What?" a few times* "Oh! It's like, for the show we are hosting right now.".

    Kylie "
    Oh! Right. Cool. So anyway. The winner is like...uh...OH my GOD! THAT guy won? He's a total Douche Bag! Congrats, Douche Bag. Come on up here and accept your ugly statue type thingie..."

    Kendal "Kylie, do I have lipstick on my teeth?"

    Kylie "Yeah, but it totes goes with your shoes. SO adorbs!"
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    I see I'm not going to be too far off.

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    Wow, so dumb really IS a family trait.
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    Both of these girls are illiterate morons. Pick up a book now and then, stop taking selfies.

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    OMG, I want her to play with matches! Friggin moron.
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    "Guys, I'm like the worst reader."

    Moron.
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    I had to stop at 0.05 second in. It was too painful (awkward) to watch...
    Katy, urine danger, gurl! - BITTER

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    Reading is hard!
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    Made my night.
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    hahah she didn't disappoint us. I was expecting some blunder from them.

    Perhaps the awards shows can hire someone who can read next time.

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    "Their debut on the Billboard 200 No. 2. This summer, and now we welcome..."

    What's going to happen this summer, Kendall? I don't think I can take the suspense.

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    Bloody Hell.. didn't ANYONE in the audience have a loaded sniper rifle .. would that of been too much to ask..really.. REALLY?

    Yeah, i'm a groooouchy wookie bitch tonight!
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    This wasn't even the show she has been hired to host, right? She couldn't even do an introduction for one act because she can't read How will she host an entire show?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce;3203306[B
    ]This wasn't even the show she has been hired to host, right? [/B] She couldn't even do an introduction for one act because she can't read How will she host an entire show?
    it wasn't? haha i didn't realise that.

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    What the fuck?

    Reading in fundamental, bitch!

    I'm so tried of stupid ass bitches getting famous. I can't wait until this hooker gets fat and plastic like the rest.
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