A Snippet:
Kylie "Like, Oh, MY Gawd. I'm like so totally....um excited? About the next nom...nommie...uh...Nominees.
Kendal "I know right? Right? It's so TOTES exciting!"
Kylie "Kendal, what does nominee mean?"
Kendal "I'm not, like, sure, but I think it's the people who get the awards".
Kylie "What awards?"
Kendal "Ummmm..." *looks off stage and says "What? What?" a few times* "Oh! It's like, for the show we are hosting right now.".
Kylie "Oh! Right. Cool. So anyway. The winner is like...uh...OH my GOD! THAT guy won? He's a total Douche Bag! Congrats, Douche Bag. Come on up here and accept your ugly statue type thingie..."
Kendal "Kylie, do I have lipstick on my teeth?"
Kylie "Yeah, but it totes goes with your shoes. SO adorbs!"
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