LOL - Just saw the headline on Yahoo News: Justin Bieber is Obama's Problem Now
LOL - Just saw the headline on Yahoo News: Justin Bieber is Obama's Problem Now
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Maybe the White House can authorize a drone attack on the Biebs.
ETA: Maybe the US government could raise money to pay down the deficit by starting a program where you can make a donation and request that they drone somebody? (Though I wouldn't be surprised if this was already a covert program.) Or auction off a chance to sponsor a drone strike on someone like JB or KK?
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Oh, good grief. Now there are multiple petitions to NOT deport Boober:
we petition the obama administration to:
Disregard and Remove The Petiton regarding the want for the Deportation of Justin Bieber
It's completely unfair to deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card. He is a young teen whom is going to make mistakes in life. He's 19 and is living under a microscope. He doesn't have a normal life and everything he does is automatically bad. Don't deport someone who was forced into depression by the media and is bullied everyday of his life for being successful. He hasn't done anything dramatically horrible. Deportation shouldn't even be considered for someone whom is growing up and learning about their life.
Created: Jan 23, 2014
Issues: Civil Rights and Liberties, Criminal Justice and Law Enforcement, Human Rights
Learn about Petition Thresholds
Signatures needed by February 22, 2014 to reach goal of 100,000
99,740
Total signatures on this petition
260
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we petition the obama administration to:
Consider to not Deport Justin Bieber
Instead of looking at all the horrible events that Justin Bieber has been through why not the good? People only look at his bad boy aura and not everything that he has done to help around the world. He has donated so much money to charity's but people over look that fact. Also, what about all these celebrity's that have done so much worse. For example, Chris Brown was charged for Women abuse but was let off the hook. Just because he's Justin Bieber and not some rapper doesn't mean he deserves this.
Created: Jan 24, 2014
Issues: Family, Immigration, Job Creation
Learn about Petition Thresholds
Signatures needed by February 23, 2014 to reach goal of 100,000
99,115
Total signatures on this petition
885
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we petition the obama administration to:
Stop Justin Bieber from getting deported. He is a human being and he makes mistakes. He does not deserve this.
The whole idea of Justin Drew Bieber getting deported, is completely unfair. He doesn't deserve this.... With your help, we can stop it. He's human. He's not perfect. The media sees the bad side of him. Please. He's saved so many lives. Including mine. A lifesaver, Shouldn't deserve this.
Created: Jan 25, 2014
Issues: Civil Rights and Liberties, Defense, Human Rights
Learn about Petition Thresholds
Signatures needed by February 24, 2014 to reach goal of 100,000
98,108
Total signatures on this petition
1,892
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/
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Biebs saves lives? No one has quite the dramatic flair of lovesick teenage girls.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Holy mackeral, the Bieb's petition is up to 136,000 signatures!
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet...-card/ST1yqHJL
If the dramatics didn't let you know who wrote it, the grammar certainly did.
“What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson
What do you mean, LaurenT? Just because the petition author supports celebrity's who give money to charity's does not give you the right to critique their grammar. Jealous haterz, all of you.![]()
I signed. It's at 164K now.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet...-card/ST1yqHJL
"Never wrap it up, never pull out. Just grind up the morning after pill in her scrambled eggs at sunrise, she'll appreciate that you made her breakfast."
I'm going to laugh my ass off if that thing crests 200k, 300k, or even half a mil.
“What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson
Last edited by DirtyGossip01; January 30th, 2014 at 12:55 AM. Reason: menopause-brain grammar edit.
I fall asleep tonight knowing he is Canada, where he belongs.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
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