Monaco's Prince Albert to Marry

**Deutsche** · July 2nd, 2011, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by Ravenna

Say, Deutsche, why don't you start a 'hot women' thread about her

Seriously, she doesn't have one.

I have thought about it !

**PrettyGirl** · July 2nd, 2011, 02:44 PM

Did anyone here like Charlene's wedding gown? She has huge broad shoulders and no waist. She looks bigger (and taller) than Prince Albert!

Dress wasn't my style. I personally didn't like the veil either.

Monaco is tiny but it's BEAUTIFUL. It looks like a real-life, true, make-believe kingdom. The waterfront is spectacular. The water is so blue and the harbor is full of sailboats, yachts, etc..The stores, the streets, the entire atmosphere...I remember thinking Monaco looked like Disneyland...lol. It's a beautiful little principality.

**Deutsche** · July 2nd, 2011, 02:48 PM

Monaco itself is very beautiful, but all of these snobs living there make it meh to me.

**twitchy2.0** · July 2nd, 2011, 02:49 PM

It looks like the setting for Shrek.

Originally Posted by PrettyGirl

She looks bigger (and taller) than Prince Albert!

so what?

**effie2** · July 2nd, 2011, 03:49 PM

Why there is no king in Monaco?His father was also a Prince.No King or Queen.

**Deutsche** · July 2nd, 2011, 04:01 PM

Prince-Albert-of-Monaco-faces-paternity-test-after-wedding-officials-confirm

It has now been revealed that, following the couple's civil ceremony, a senior palace official confirmed rumours that Prince Albert is likely to undergo the test after claims that he has fathered a third child.

The French news agency Agence France Press said anonymous officials spoke of "the truth" of a reported falling out between the couple earlier in the week and of a probable demand that Prince Albert take a paternity test.
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The French magazine, Public, has claimed that Prince Albert fathered “two new illegitimate children”, saying one is understood to be 18 months old and the son of an Italian woman who is preparing to take her story to the press.

**gardenwitch** · July 2nd, 2011, 04:08 PM

How long has he been with trick he just married? (Google is NOT my friend. We are not speaking to each other at the moment)

Doesn't this guy know how to wrap it? ....The fuck man.

**sputnik** · July 2nd, 2011, 04:15 PM

i like charlotte's dress.

**Bluebonnet** · July 2nd, 2011, 04:36 PM

Check out Princess Caroline's son! DAYUM!

**kasippu** · July 2nd, 2011, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by sputnik

stephanie is pretty much white trash born into royalty but she hates that shit

eyewitnessed one a flight once, she was frenchkissing some (dirty looking) guy looking really cheap and vulgar - in dirty jean and a hooded sweater- and was chocked when it turned out she was Stephanie de Monaco.

The bride looked really beatiful (not the dress, but Charlene herself) but omg so so sad. i wanted to save her from that rumpelstiltskin.
When she was crying, he looked angry.
And Charlotte is very pretty but looked like a big snob, nose in the air>

Originally Posted by PrettyGirl

Did anyone here like Charlene's wedding gown?

No, hated it. But what do you want, she choose Armani

**Bellatheball** · July 2nd, 2011, 05:02 PM

That dress looks like it was straight off the rack from David's Bridal. Awful. The bodice is beautiful but that has to be polyester. There's no movement to it.

**Lobelia** · July 2nd, 2011, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by Bluebonnet

Check out Princess Caroline's son! DAYUM!

Ok, this is one pretty boy who seriously needs to be introduced to one Mr. Peter Jackson.

Originally Posted by Bellatheball

That dress looks like it was straight off the rack from David's Bridal. Awful. The bodice is beautiful but that has to be polyester. There's no movement to it.

Omg, so THAT'S why I despise David's bridal. You're right - that shit is stiff, stiff, stiff. One of my bridesmaid dresses ripped like paper when I stepped on it. Ok, I was drunk. Thank goodness it was the end of the reception.

**twitchy2.0** · July 2nd, 2011, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by Lobelia

Ok, this is one pretty boy who seriously needs to be introduced to one Mr. Peter Jackson.

Oh yes! He has elf written all over him.

Originally Posted by Lobelia

One of my bridesmaid dresses ripped like paper when I stepped on it. Ok, I was drunk. Thank goodness it was the end of the reception.

I've got Tom Lehrer's Wienerschnitzel Waltz in my head now.

Oh, I drank some champagne from your shoe.
I was drunk by the time I got through.
I didn't know as I raised that cup,
It had taken two bottles to fill the thing up.

It was I who stepped on your dress.
The skirts all came off, I confess.
Revealing for all of the others to see
Just what it was that endeared you to me.

**ShimmeringGlow** · July 2nd, 2011, 05:46 PM

Despite the fact that Caroline and Stephanie look old beyond their years, I give them credit for not going the botox route. I don't think it would help anyway, those wrinkles run deep and I doubt anything could smooth them out.