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Thread: Miss USA Crystle Stewart falls over at tacky Miss Universe pageant

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    we all like puppies and Jesus.
    Well.....Jesus not so much.
    No, people like Jesus. It's Christians they don't like.

    Um, yeah, I guess there's not really anyone one celeb we all like. There are even a few Audrey Hepburn detractors here (BLASPHEMY!)....But yeah, maybe, um, Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward. And......Bonnie Hunt. Okay, we never mention her, but I love her and just wanted to let you all know that.

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    Everybody Loves Raymond.
    Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.

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    ^and Everybody Hates Chris.

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    ^^ Cute.

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    Miss USA looks like a tranny!

    Sorry, but I never see anything special about the looks of most of these "beauty pagent" winners. And I find the concept so outdated and anti-woman.

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    I hate everyone and everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Anyone here watch this pageant bitch bite it on national tv? Was it as awesome and fabulous as it sounds??? I'm totally kicking myself for missing out on this golden opportunity for snark!
    Yep, my kids and I were watching the pageant; she just got right up and start applauding for herself. Funny that it happened during the same part of the competition (evening gown) as last year. She also got a lowish score, too, compared to some of the others. BTW, I hated Miss Colombia's dress, but she got kind of a high score.

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    Hahah oops. Poor thing. I've fallen over on stage (I sprained my wrist halfway through a play once... that was fun) and it's bloody humiliating. Especially on TV in front of a huge international audience, I would imagine.

    I would love to enter the Miss Universe pageant, but I'll wait a couple of years first. I still have to shed the last of my silly adolescent awkwardness - not to mention finish my degree! Preferably complete my Masters, as well. That way, when people imply that I'm a bimbo, I can be all like "Yeah? I have a Masters degree. What have you got except an inferiority complex, douchebag?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by purple rain View Post
    Miss USA looks like a tranny!

    Sorry, but I never see anything special about the looks of most of these "beauty pagent" winners. And I find the concept so outdated and anti-woman.
    She IS a hot tranny mess, I even started a thread about it when she somehow managed to win Miss USA. Mr USA more like it.

    Hot tranny looking mess Miss Texas, Crystle Stewart, wins Miss USA 2008

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    I felt for her. Miss Venezuela was destined to win the whole thing (stunning and charming!), but I really thought for sure Crystle would be runner up.

    It was obvious Jerry called her name too soon, she rushed to her spot and it rattled her.

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    We like potato chips.
    "The most important question in all of human kind is..... would you hit it or not?" ~potato_chips

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    Many of them look like they used to be feminine men.
    WORD, this was one of the weakest field evah in history of pageant, swore it was a lady boy pageant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crawdad View Post
    I didn't see any fake tits.
    I think it might be time for a trip to lenscrafters. Spot the real boobs, now that's a challenge.

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    I feel like Venezuela always wins...

    Hot bitches. Even if there is a hint of tranny this year. lol.

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