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Thread: Miss USA Crystle Stewart falls over at tacky Miss Universe pageant

  1. July 15th, 2008, 03:31 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    excuse me, priorities please. this thread is about someone falling down!!!!!!!!!!!!! now THATS funny
    For some reason I find her name just as funny
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  2. July 15th, 2008, 05:54 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Anyone here watch this pageant bitch bite it on national tv? Was it as awesome and fabulous as it sounds??? I'm totally kicking myself for missing out on this golden opportunity for snark!
    One of my mates watched it while studying for our exam today, said it was hilarious!
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  3. July 15th, 2008, 06:15 AM #18
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    Silicone or not, that chick looks amazing in the orange bikini. Bitch.
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    They fall down cause their plastic boobies make them topple over and their bodies cannot handle it because none of them eat food.
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  5. July 15th, 2008, 09:07 AM #20
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    I saw her fall down. I was like, WTF??!!! That just happened last year.

    She shouldn't have been Miss USA anyway. She is attractive, but not pretty, looks masculine in the face and has no curve to her waist at all which I find essential to having a 'good figure'. It's about shape and she ain't got none!
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  6. July 15th, 2008, 09:39 AM #21
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    is there anyone or anything that you people actually LIKE?
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    I hate the Halle Berry in James Bond bikinis.
    The boobs are fine. God.
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    Miss USA shouldn't be in pageant, if she can't walk in heels. And besides I thought being Miss Universes requires being beautiful, but all Natural!
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    So did anyone start chanting "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry"???
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OCDer View Post
    is there anyone or anything that you people actually LIKE?
    Um, yeah. We like good movies, we like funny people, we like talented people, we like people who eat.....

    But we're here to skewer celebrities who are surrounded by sycophants and have egos the size of the Grand Canyon. If you don't like it, then don't read it.

    Anyway, Crystle Stewart looks like Dionne Warwick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OCDer View Post
    is there anyone or anything that you people actually LIKE?
    I love it.
    And to answer your question....NO!
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    The Colombian and the Mexican entry were a lot better than the winner that had more plastic than a Cheap toyota...

    The fall is funny...
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    Quote Originally Posted by curlysem View Post
    And besides I thought being Miss Universes requires being beautiful, but all Natural!
    Since when?

    This is Donald Trump's pageant.
    And Venezuela is the plastic surgery hotspot of the world. Check out this article:
    Under the sun, under the knife - Venezuela's women seek surgery and a white American ideal body - Brief Article | UNESCO Courier | Find Articles at BNET
    Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OCDer View Post
    is there anyone or anything that you people actually LIKE?
    This is not a fan,s board
    And YES we like Johhny Depp(well,most of us do)
    Reality is an illusion caused by extreme lack of alcohol.

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    ^Yeah, I'd say we all like Johnny Depp. That's one person we ALL like.
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