Miley Cyrus wants to buy a chastity belt on E-Bay

**ingi** · April 15th, 2008, 05:11 PM

The sad part is, I don't think those Saudi Arabians are buying them to show at art exhibits.

**Chimera** · April 15th, 2008, 05:16 PM

WTF is going on here?

**Seapharris7** · April 15th, 2008, 05:16 PM

^ Um... I'd RATHER wear one of those contraptions then get my ya-ya "circumcised".

It's just the lesser... PAINFUL... of two evils.

**ingi** · April 15th, 2008, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Seapharris7

^ Um... I'd RATHER wear one of those contraptions then get my ya-ya "circumcised".

It's just the lesser... PAINFUL... of two evils.

true, if that is the choice your family gives you. (that $1500 belt aint looking too bad)

**Aella** · April 15th, 2008, 05:39 PM

I always wondered how people piss and shit with those things. Supposedly there's a little opening, but I'm thinking stuff would, er, build up.

**ingi** · April 15th, 2008, 05:41 PM

pissing doesn't sound too hard but #2 would be a different matter entirely. I would think it would have to be unlocked

**Aella** · April 15th, 2008, 05:43 PM

Isn't the whole point though that the wearer can't unlock them at will?

**ingi** · April 15th, 2008, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by Aella

Isn't the whole point though that the wearer can't unlock them at will?

I suppose someone could ask for the key, although it kind of defeats the purpose of the whole thing, doesn't it?

**lisalucy69** · April 15th, 2008, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by Sweetie

Yeah, those photos are SO bad. Lord, at least she covered.

Pssttt....moms....RAISE YOUR OWN FUCKING CHILDREN, DON'T ASK SOMEONE NAMED HANNAH MONTANA TO DO IT FOR YOU, Turn off the tv and send their asses outside to play.

Absolutely agree.

**Aella** · April 15th, 2008, 06:08 PM

I was curious enough about the logistics to google it:

The Straight Dope: How do chastity belts work?

And the relevant section:

Typically, a narrow vertical slot was provided in front to enable the wearer to urinate. Often it was fitted with metal teeth (sometimes spring-loaded) to discourage exploration by so much as a fingertip. In the duplex models, you had a somewhat larger aperture in the back to permit defecation while preventing anal intercourse. Supposedly a woman could wear a belt for extended periods without ill effects, although an examination of the apparatus involved makes it clear that going to the bathroom must have been a pretty messy procedure.

I stand by my initial reaction of "Ew!".

**ingi** · April 15th, 2008, 06:15 PM

It does go with swimwear though....

**sparkly** · April 15th, 2008, 07:36 PM

This is fucking disgusting to talk about Miley Cyrus wearing a chastity belt. MSNB reported this?! I guess the war and the rising oil prices don't matter anymore.