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    The sad part is, I don't think those Saudi Arabians are buying them to show at art exhibits.
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    WTF is going on here?
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    ^ Um... I'd RATHER wear one of those contraptions then get my ya-ya "circumcised".

    It's just the lesser... PAINFUL... of two evils.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seapharris7 View Post
    ^ Um... I'd RATHER wear one of those contraptions then get my ya-ya "circumcised".

    It's just the lesser... PAINFUL... of two evils.
    true, if that is the choice your family gives you. (that $1500 belt aint looking too bad)

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    I always wondered how people piss and shit with those things. Supposedly there's a little opening, but I'm thinking stuff would, er, build up.
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    pissing doesn't sound too hard but #2 would be a different matter entirely. I would think it would have to be unlocked

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    Isn't the whole point though that the wearer can't unlock them at will?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aella View Post
    Isn't the whole point though that the wearer can't unlock them at will?
    I suppose someone could ask for the key, although it kind of defeats the purpose of the whole thing, doesn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    Yeah, those photos are SO bad. Lord, at least she covered.

    Pssttt....moms....RAISE YOUR OWN FUCKING CHILDREN, DON'T ASK SOMEONE NAMED HANNAH MONTANA TO DO IT FOR YOU, Turn off the tv and send their asses outside to play.
    Absolutely agree.

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    I was curious enough about the logistics to google it:

    The Straight Dope: How do chastity belts work?

    And the relevant section:

    Typically, a narrow vertical slot was provided in front to enable the wearer to urinate. Often it was fitted with metal teeth (sometimes spring-loaded) to discourage exploration by so much as a fingertip. In the duplex models, you had a somewhat larger aperture in the back to permit defecation while preventing anal intercourse. Supposedly a woman could wear a belt for extended periods without ill effects, although an examination of the apparatus involved makes it clear that going to the bathroom must have been a pretty messy procedure.
    I stand by my initial reaction of "Ew!".
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    It does go with swimwear though....

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    This is fucking disgusting to talk about Miley Cyrus wearing a chastity belt. MSNB reported this?! I guess the war and the rising oil prices don't matter anymore.
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