Miley Cyrus: “I'm not just this ratchet white girl. I work really, really hard"

[Calico Kid]

The tongue on the side thing is definitely a failed attempt at being sexy (more like skanky/developmentally challenged), but it may be that it also echoes the mouse/bear thing on her stupid bustier. It has the tongue hanging out the side in the same way. Still not an excuse.

I think the mouse/bear thing was made to echo her because she has been doing that for a while. I can't even begin to guess what she thinks is sexy about seeing someone with their tongue hanging out. She looks brain damaged.

[greysfang]

Will someone please tell this white girl that some ass is required to twerk properly?

[MissyAutomatic]

I normally ignore this thread because I can't be bothered to pay attention to every embarrassing thing Miley has done lately. But, the VMAs....

Thank you Miley

[Lenny]

This was so hilariously embarrassing. She looked like utter shit. I don't know how she can ever leave the house again. THE SHAME!

Gawd, everybody's making fun of her.

Moments From Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance

Extremely difficult to narrow down, but it had to be done.posted on August 25, 2013 at 10:29pm EDT
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1. When she came out and straddled this giant robot bear:




2. When she crawled down the stairs with her tongue out:




3. When she played with her invisible hair:




4. When dozens of lonely looking bears danced on stage:




5. And Miley did her first twerk move:




6. Then motorboated this woman’s butt and slapped it:




7. And Drake was totally into it:




8. When she ripped off her clothes and got rid of her bear onesie:




9. Then walked around in this outfit:




10. And touched herself with this giant foam hand:




11. Then did this move:




12. And this one:




13. When she got all up in Robin Thicke and nuzzled his neck:




14. Then did THIS.




15. And everyone was like this:

[BelledeJour]

I love the last gif!

[Lenny]

1. Krum from Ahh! Real Monsters:



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2. Jim Carrey:



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3. The mayor of Whoville:



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4. Hank Hill’s butt:



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5. One of those inflatable dancing guys:











6. Angelica’s doll Cynthia:



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7. A Bratz doll:



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8. The backend of a turkey:



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9. That weird, slightly uncomfortable member of the Brady Bunch:



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10. A kid with ketchup cups on his head:



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11. Jar Jar Binks:



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12. That really terrifying spider toy thing from Toy Story:

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13. The weirdest Disney Channel commercial ever:



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14. Mufasa’s daughter:











And the daughter of this lady:



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15. Crazy Eyes from Orange Is The New Black:



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16. Ben Affleck’s new best friend:





And Will Smith’s family’s worst nightmare:



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17. Those wrestling dudes that invented “SUCK IT!”











18. An apple, specifically a red delicious:



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19. The person who made Beetlejuice happen:



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20. Coolio:

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21. A character from Arthur:



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22. But mostly she looked like person who is desperately trying to yell this to the world:



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And, honestly, she succeeded with flying colors. Legendary performance.

22 Things Miley Cyrus Looked Like At The 2013 VMAs

[levitt]

I had only heard about it, my god I'm cringing here just watching those gifs. Not sexy.

[MsDark]

That look on Rhianna's face is just fucking priceless.

[Honeythorn]

[Lenny]

I LOVE Rihanna's expression. She looked gorgeous, BTW.

[Love love]

the gifs are so embarrassing on their own, i don't think i'd be able to watch the whole performance. i never had any strong feeling for or against miley before but that has officially changed lol. she's an idiot

[sprynkles]

Is it too much to wish she's get drummed out of showbiz for this?

[Uindangergurl]

Remember when everyone freaked out about her pole dancing on the VMAs a few years ago? That was downright innocent compared to what she was doing last night.

[Lenny]

I don't have a problem with her behaving like a skanky slut, I only have a problem with her looking so retarded while doing so.
That's the unsexiest shit I have ever seen.

The original "blurred lines" video is also full of nudity but those girls were sexaaay.

[BBDSP]

As a middle-aged heterosexual woman I am probably not the best judge of this - but that just doesn't seem sexy to me. Or even very interesting? Am I missing something?

Also - my ass is way better than that - higher and rounder - and I'm also way older than she is and don't work out as much. How does that happen?

I don't find this particularly intriguing, except along the lines how you might vomit and then give it a quick look just out of curiosity.