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    c'mon you all...she's so sexy

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    I watched SNL last night, and I was fairly surprised by her performance. She was funny and didn't do anything just for shock value, and I actually do think she's pretty talented (a revelation to me). She was good. If she would keep her mouth shut (with her tongue in it) and sing and forget the schtick she may last longer than Gaga. Schtick gets old fast, and if you have talent you don't need it.

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    Haven't seen it but I found this on Tumblr....(hope the rest of the show was funnier)





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    But she couldn't keep her damn tongue in her mouth. And my 23 yr old son who watched it with me asked, when did Miley become such a whore?
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    Default Miley Cyrus Will Turn Off The Sexy When She Turns 40



    Seen above scaring and scarring children, Miley Cyrus hasnít been seen nearly enough on the ho stroll, so she shoved herself into another pair of cooch-killing denim Pampers to perform and talk to Matt Lauer on Today this morning. Before performing with twerking little people and the saddest human rainbow ever, Mileytalked to Matt about how sheís been bringing the ho shit in heavy doses for the past few months. Miley joked that sheíll stop being sexual when sheís 40, because thatís usually when a humanís fuck parts die and fall off their body.


    Matt: Is it a phase? Is this a phase? Is the sexual side of you, that weíre seeing a lot of, something thatís going to be here for a while and then youíll be on to something else?


    Miley: Well I heard that when you turn 40, things start to go a little less sexual. So probably around 40, around that time, I heard thatís when people donít have sex anymore, so I guess maybe around then.


    Matt: Do you know how old I am?


    Miley: Iím going to guess 40.


    Matt: I love you again. Iím 55.


    Miley: 55? Oh well, then youíre really definitely not sexual.

    Two things: Iím not 40, but my fuck parts die a little more every time I see another close-up picture of Mileyís chicken schnitzel ass. And my feelings about Miley joking about how people stop fucking at 40 are best expressed through this GIF of one of the most important seasoned sluts in history.


    Miley joking that Matt Lauer isnít sexual is some funny shit, because he was the biggest slut whore on that stage. Three seconds before that interview, he boned a side piece in the janitorís closet and three seconds after that interview, he boned a different side piece in the same janitorís closet. When Miley told Matt that heís definitely not sexual, he let out a laugh. Matt didnít giggle because he thought her joke was funny, he giggled because the vibrating Fleshlight thatís always wrapped around his peen hit the right spot.
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    ^^ I love Blanche!
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    I'm not 40 yet but I'll be damned if I stop 'being sexual' any time soon, and the same goes for my 46 year old fiance. Hell, my 63 year old mother is still having a good time (as she brutally told me not too long along and sent me away in search of mind bleach).
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    She has the ugliest body.

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    She's so stupid to think people stop being sexual around age 40!
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    The look on that little girl's face! Fear and loathing personified.

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    Posting poor Ms. O'Connor's desperate "tweets for help" while she was in the midst of a mental breakdown? Class act, this one.

    Can't stand this fucking slob.
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    Miley Cyrus Offered $1 Million Porn Deal To Direct Adult Flick

    Posted: 10/10/2013 9:23 am EDT | Updated: 10/10/2013 10:44 am EDT



    An adult film company is offering Miley Cyrus a million-dollar porn deal to get behind the camera and direct a XXX flick.
    GameLink, an online adult store founded in 1993 that dubs itself one of the "leading international online retailers of adult entertainment," wants Cyrus to direct a porn flick for a cool $1 million, according to TMZ. The company called her an "empowered" and "unapologetic" woman, who could use this opportunity to really show the world she's "not a little girl anymore."
    In a letter sent to the singer's camp Oct. 9 and obtained by TMZ, GameLink wrote: "We believe that as an empowered 21st century woman, you are the ideal choice to show the world your vision as an artist in the world of adult entertainment. GameLink would like to offer you the very lucrative opportunity to direct an adult film, giving you full creative control, for ONE MILLION dollars."
    Reps for GameLink and Cyrus were not immediately available for comment.
    This isn't even the first time the pop star has been offered a gig in the adult industry. Last year, after Cyrus filmed the music video for DJ Borgore's "Decisions" featuring porn star Jessie Andrews, Sex.com offered to compensate her "extremely" well if she agreed to film a softcore girl-on-girl make-out session with Andrews.
    She didn't bite.
    Whether Cyrus would actually take the most recent deal seems highly unlikely. She certainly doesn't need the money and directing porn probably wouldn't add much to her artistic credibility.
    Still, the "Wrecking Ball" singer does have a penchant for shocking people and she has some experience in the NSFW realm. Aside from her naked, sledgehammer-licking performance in the video for "Wrecking Ball", Cyrus also posed for a series of risque photos for photographer Terry Richardson.

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    Well that was predictable. Not famous as a singer anymore, huh?

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    After posing (or whatever) for that skeezeball Richardson I'd say directing a porn film was a step up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Well that was predictable. Not famous as a singer anymore, huh?


    Miley Cyrus Heads For Career Best, Record Album Sales with Bangerz
    Read more: News | Miley Cyrus Heads For Career Best, Record Album Sales with Bangerz | Singersroom

    Many may be frowning upon Miley Cyrus, her antics and performances, but the former Hannah Montana star is laughing straight to the bank and the top of the charts.

    According to Billboard, Cyrus' new album, "Bangerz" is on course to become one of this year's best selling albums. It's also projected to give Cyrus her best opening sales week to date with around 250,000 copies sold.

    "Bangerz" is on course to sell more than twice the opening sum Cyrus' last album, 2010's "Can't Be Tamed." It debuted and peaked at No. 3 with 102,000 sold in its first week, according to Nielsen SoundScan. To date, the set has moved 348,000," Billboard reports.

    "Bangerz" is led by Cyrus' Billboard Hot 100 chart-topping single, "We Can't Stop."
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