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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    Nice puppies, CC!
    Geez, forward much?

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    I feel so hurt..i just remembered that a boyfriend traded me for a bicycle ride..i am so glad he is fat and bald now...
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    My best friend ate the chocolates my then-boyfriend had got me for Valentines day. Then he got me some more chocolates to say sorry and ate those too! I'm definitely going to sue him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by effie2 View Post
    I feel so hurt..i just remembered that a boyfriend traded me for a bicycle ride..i am so glad he is fat and bald now...
    Maybe he got fat because he learnt to respect women and stopped going on traded-for bicycle rides
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    Mila confessed to stealing the bird.
    "Kristina, you can have any other chicken as a pet, you have a whole chicken farm."
    Hey, this reminds me of the plot of Raising Arizona!

    Sorta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChloroformCasey View Post
    Here is a photo of just a few of my dog. Chickens don't stand a chance. They ate all my Koi too.
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    Why are your dogs so mean?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    When I was 5, my first boyfriend, Brian, traded me to another boy in the class, for a transformer. I think technically that counts as human trafficking and/or aggravated pimping. I should look him up and sue.
    You win!!
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    Leave Mila a lone!
    I have some famous friends and I have mostly not famous friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spinmonkey View Post
    I want a duck. Chickens scare me, maybe it's all the cartoons I've watched over the years but they seem...uh...hair trigger. Wild in the eyes. My city just approved keeping backyard chickens so hopefully ducks will be right around the corner.
    An old friend of mine had a duck as a pet when he was a kid. Every day when he went to school the big white duck would follow him to the bus stop and wait with him until the bus came. Ducks are awesome.

    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    I get it. I'm totally enthralled with the Geico free range chicken. I don't know why. Maybe it's the Roy Orbison song, but nah I think it's just the chicken. Those facial expressions.
    I love that ad. The combination of that song and that chicken...brilliant.

    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    Why are your dogs so mean?
    I was afraid to ask.....

    Prefer mean cats myself.

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    I can picture her saying, "Ashton, I want a chicken."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeChayz View Post
    Geez, forward much?
    I was trying for a quotes without context. Did I win?
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    Quote Originally Posted by llamamama View Post
    Hey, this reminds me of the plot of Raising Arizona!

    Sorta.
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    CornflakeGirl,

    They are mean because only an idiot would break into my house with dogs like that.
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    Are home invasions a huge problem in your neighborhood?
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    Burglaries are. I live in a neighborhood that is changing over. I bought my house because I loved the backyard, but it's not the best area. But I bought it super cheap. Things are changing slowly though. Lots of crime in my area.
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