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    I like em fried.
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    I wanna know what Mila did with the chicken that Kristina never saw it again.
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    she ate it
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    I always had her pegged as a chicken-stealer. Sometimes you can just tell.
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    I'm terrified of roosters too. My in-laws live in a really rural area with lots of room for pigs, cows, chickens, all kinds of shit. They'd eventually eat them or sell them to someone else who was planning on slaughtering them. They had this freaking nasty rooster years ago. I got out of the car, not realizing it was in the vicinity, and it chased me around the car several times until someone came and saved me with a broom. Those things can MOVE. I hated that thing after it and became traumatized by any rooster afterward. He had quite the selection of hens and he was the only rooster there, so I'm guessing that's why he was so mean. A few months after my incident, it attacked my toddler nephew, unprovoked, and my totally (and proud of it) redneck brother-in-law just happened to be there, snatched the rooster up in his bare hands and broke his neck before it had a chance to even react. I hate those freaking things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevan View Post
    He had quite the selection of hens and he was the only rooster there, so I'm guessing that's why he was so mean..
    No, it's just the personality of the individual - like people! Some are right bastards and others are sweeties.

    My previous rooster hated men but would tolerate me and any female guests. My son always kept a selection of walking sticks at various doors so he'd be prepared to defend himself outside. Thankfully, the rooster was also really uncoordinated and seldom managed to inflict any damage. Spaz. Current rooster doesn't see humans as a threat and is lovely.

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    I want some chicken so I don't have to go out to farms and buy eggs all the time. But I've got a bunch of mean chicken eating dogs. *pouty face*
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    Some animals are dicks. Others are sweethearts.

    Similar to people.

    Except people are a tad more often dicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
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    Here is a photo of just a few of my dog. Chickens don't stand a chance. They ate all my Koi too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    In first grade, Jared bartosh stole my crayons and then lied about it. And they weren't just any crayons, but the 64 pack with the built in sharpener. I should sue him, but he's in prison for theft. One could say, "saw that coming!"
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    Cristina Mukavidovich stole my Cabbage Patch doll in 1984. I think that's worthy of a $5,000 lawsuit.
    When I was 5, my first boyfriend, Brian, traded me to another boy in the class, for a transformer. I think technically that counts as human trafficking and/or aggravated pimping. I should look him up and sue.
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    When I was 5, my sister blamed me for stealing cookies when she herself had done so. I'm so gonna sue. (which might work out nicely as my sister is really rich now)
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    When I was 5, my first boyfriend, Brian, traded me to another boy in the class, for a transformer. I think technically that counts as human trafficking and/or aggravated pimping. I should look him up and sue.
    Was Brian the Mayor of Casterbridge?
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