This also sounds like Charlie and Brooke but without Denise to lend a helping hand.
Linds could not raise that child-some black kid would steal it.
Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!
She'd be mixing up the baby powder and coke in a matter of hours giving junior a very expensive arse and Linds a sweet smelling nose.
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Read more: Michael Lohan to son . . . Mommy's in jail againMichael Lohan to Son
Mommy's in Jail Again ...
We're Going to Court
3/14/2014 7:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Another fun photo for the Lohan Family album ... Michael Lohan showed up to court this morning in Florida for baby mama Kate Major's arraignment ... pushing their young child in a stroller.
As TMZ first reported, Major was arrested Thursday night after she got into a huge fight with Lohan, tried to drive away ... but crashed and got busted for DUI.
According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, the officer on the scene asked Major to perform SIX field sobriety tests ... and she didn't pass a single one.
When asked to touch her finger to her nose, the report says ... "Major missed the tip of her nose on her second, third, fourth, and fifth attempts. Touching her nostril on her second, third, and fourth attempts, and touching the space between her nose and upper lip on her fifth attempt."
As for reciting the alphabet -- "On her first attempt she gave the sequence LMX twice and spoke at a really fast pace. On her second attempt she did not keep her eyes closed and got stuck on the letter V. Major was never able the recite the alphabet from A to Z."
Police say her BAC was .243 -- more than 3 times the legal limit. According to the report, she fittingly told police, "I know I have a drinking problem."
Major was arraigned on the DUI charge, plus a battery charge for the fight with Lohan. She'll be in jail until her next hearing ... on Tuesday.
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God, what the fuck is wrong with him?
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seriously, why is the baby still with them?
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What has he done that would give them grounds to remove the baby from him? So far she has been the problem. Even when she called the police on him they ended up taking her into custody.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
Do they know for sure she could recite the alphabet whilst sober?
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