Michael Phelps Alleged Girlfriend Was Born A Male

[ManxMouse]

Men should have some body hair. They're men, not fucking Ken dolls. I hate this complete removal of body hair thing that the young do.

Now get off my lawn.

I agree, but I understand it for swimmers.

[Belt Up]

What are you supposed to yank out when they are ignoring you if they don't have chest hair?

Nostril hair if you're dextrous enough - guaranteed to get a response

[Flygirl]

Surely no man has taken the time to wax every bit of hair off of his body, yet leave his nostrils ungroomed. If so, he is paying attention to all the wrong things. Major fail