ummm Rollo, it's the season for miracles and what miracle this world needs is more Lohans!
^ I know. Where is my Christmas spirit? Ah, there it is.![]()
I have some famous friends and I have mostly not famous friends.
But they have to replace the two that cps snatched!
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
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Michael Lohan and Kate Major to divorce
Michael Lohan and Kate Major‘s rollercoaster marriage is finally coming to a permanent halt.
Major, 35, filed for divorce from Lohan, 58, on Wednesday, The Blast reports, claiming the relationship as “irretrievably broken.”
Major requested primary custody of the couple’s two sons, Landon, 5, and Logan, 4, as well as spousal and child support.
“Kate and I went to a mediation attorney to work out the terms of the divorce but her lawyer pulled a fast one and went behind my back,” Lohan told The Blast. “I guess he wants publicity and to make money. Isn’t that always the case? After all, he’s doing it for nothing and asking for legal fees from me. Hmmmm! Case and point!”
He added, “If he wants publicity, he’ll get it but what I have is 10 times more than the world has seen. I’m not out to sling mud or prove my case, but he better think twice before he destroys his client.”
The estranged couple had a history of problems from the start of their romance, which was rife with domestic abuse allegations on both sides.
Lohan met Major through his infamous daughter, Lindsay Lohan, when Major was an entertainment reporter.
The got engaged in 2010 and tied the knot in October 2014.
In April 2015, Major was arrested for allegedly “drunkenly attacking” Lohan after he accused her of cheating on him. Major accused Lohan of grabbing her by the throat, which was later proven false.
That October, Lohan and Major’s sons were removed from their home after social services obtained video footage of the pair in an “extreme argument” in front of the baby boys. Lohan blamed the incident on Major’s alleged substance abuse issues, namely alcohol and cocaine.
He also claimed she cheated on him while she was in rehab for her addictions.
Lohan was cleared of any criminal wrongdoing in the incident after providing an audio recording of Major admitting he never struck her or their sons during the dispute.
A month later, the FBI arrested Major after she was reportedly unruly on a flight. The following month, Lohan announced he sought full custody of their sons.
After a quiet few months, Major was arrested for disorderly intoxication and battery on a law enforcement officer in October 2016.
Less than a year later, Major was placed on a psychiatric hold, during which she hurled racist and homophobic epithets at responding officers. A police report from the incident claims that Major was “hysterically crying and appeared to be intoxicated” when an officer arrived at her home, and that she claimed Lohan accused her of cheating, pulled her hair and grabbed her throat before leaving the premises with their two children.
She reportedly threatened to “kill” if police did not find her sons.
In July, Major was arrested for domestic battery in Florida after she threw a glass candle holder at Lohan. She missed, though a shard of the glass reportedly cut the Hollywood patriarch’s forearm, but prosecutors didn’t press charges due to insufficient evidence and a lack of cooperation from Lohan.
Reps for Michael and Lindsay Lohan did not immediately return requests for comment.
https://pagesix.com/2018/09/06/micha...or-to-divorce/
can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid
How sad is it when Michael Lohan is the better parent?
Those poor boys
Is she out of jail yet? This divorce stuff won't take. How many times have these 2 asshats had each other arrested? I'll believe it when each of them remarries. (Other people)
Fixed it.Less than a year later, Major was placed on a psychiatric hold, during which she channeled Mel Gibson and hurled racist and homophobic epithets at responding officers.
The video of her racist rantI have no idea how the police officers managed to not knock her out, seriously!
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Logan Lohan?
"You're going to die tomorrow, Lord Bolton. Sleep well."
Was she like this before she got with him or is it the Lohan curse???
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if he wins custoday, maybe Dina will lend a hand.
Wow they are still alive?
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
LoLo and LaLo...what's to hate there?
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