July 7th, 2009, 02:14 PM
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^^He doesn't know how it looks, in his defense.
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It's a braidover!
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July 7th, 2009, 02:14 PM
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He can feel it, sure, but if he has been blind since childhood, could he really assimilate the information gleaned from touch alone and construct a viable conclusion as to what is fashionable?
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I suppose so. I'll let it go, because Stevie is amazing.
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July 7th, 2009, 02:15 PM
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Boredom is hitting me.
The casket opens slowly. Pale, ghostly hands appear, giving the thumbs up. Michael rises from the casket and sends blown kisses to the crowd. He is being pulled up to the ceiling, his arms outstretched in the Jesus pose. Just as he reaches the top, the cable snaps....
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July 7th, 2009, 02:15 PM
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Bobby would come out pimped in a leather suit, telling the world not to fear, he is still here and now he can get the respect he deserves. Then he'd roll up, light, and get into Humping Around while swigging from the 40.
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Bobby would also be about 20 pounds overweight & sweating. And somehow five women in the audience would get pregnant with his baby before he staggered off stage.
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July 7th, 2009, 02:15 PM
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Sorry, Stevie sounded awful. Boring boring song. I like the AEG tribute.
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July 7th, 2009, 02:15 PM
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i simply just cannot get over what the jackson brothers are wearing.
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July 7th, 2009, 02:15 PM
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Kobe and Magic?
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July 7th, 2009, 02:16 PM
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kobe and magic? seriously?
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July 7th, 2009, 02:16 PM
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Bobby would also be about 20 pounds overweight & sweating. And somehow five women in the audience would get pregnant with his baby before he staggered off stage.
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July 7th, 2009, 02:16 PM
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mkdlisted: Mimi is paying tribute to both MJ and Farrah at the same time.
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July 7th, 2009, 02:16 PM
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Kobe should stick with playing basketball and not do any public speaking.
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July 7th, 2009, 02:17 PM
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The cross-pimping is too much. We know who is sponsoring this.
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July 7th, 2009, 02:18 PM
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Boredom is hitting me.
The casket opens slowly. Pale, ghostly hands appear, giving the thumbs up. Michael rises from the casket and sends blown kisses to the crowd. He is being pulled up to the ceiling, his arms outstretched in the Jesus pose. Just as he reaches the top, the cable snaps....
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...just as the gates of Hell opens to welcome its newest member. Then suddenly, Satan decides that he can't take Michael, because the smell from all that burning plastic would never wash out. So the Prince of Darkness kicks the King of Pop back into the present world as a zombie and MJ begins his reign of terror, Night of the Living Dead style.
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July 7th, 2009, 02:18 PM
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Bobby would also be about 20 pounds overweight & sweating. And somehow five women in the audience would get pregnant with his baby before he staggered off stage.
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He'd pee on the fantards, too. Then get on the casket, jump around and say he ain't going to jail.
Duh, Marlon was at the Lakers games for you Magic. He was banging the AI HIGHness, Paula.
Kobe, don't catch no cases. Now you hold the record as most famous black man jacked up on sexual misconduct charges.
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July 7th, 2009, 02:19 PM
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Michael made Michael Jordan a better basketball player? that's a real stretch
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