Michael Jackson dies at age 50 from cardiac arrest

[celeb_2006]

Originally Posted by angelais

Update:

MJ's memorial service is Tuesday @10:00 a.m. at the Staples Center.

11,000 free tickets will be handed out to the public.

Not sure how they will disperse the tickets. I am about 2 hrs away, not that I would go. You know my celebrity bashing ass will DVR it if it's on TV.

Free? I thought they were still thinking about it and going to maybe charge something, you know, the MJ memorial fund to help out the surviving family members like papa Jackson.

What they don't know is who is going to ultimately pay for the memorial and all the police security and escort that will surely shut down the roads and freeways. You never know, our very own tax dollars might be used to help pay for this baby.

It's gonna be freaking hilarious watching this circus and all the clowns dressed in black and crying their eyes out.

This memorial alone should provide enough material for at least two day's worth of stuff for this thread alone.

[Kittylady]

So are we taking bets on some fantard breaking through crowd control and trying to hurl themselves on top of the coffin and ending up under the horses instead?

[bychance]

Re: buttmunch
You agree with someone who claims to know that Jackson abused (physically and mentally) his children? That's just going too far. Well, the whole article is stupid, but that's the worst part.

Originally Posted by Sweetie

^ Shut up, do not speak badly of MJ. Sorry, I will be the weirdo I liked him.

[Bellatheball]

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

lol the vultures are circling

Can you blame them? Think of the stench.

[NicoleWasHere]

YouTube Video

[buttmunch]

Originally Posted by celeb_2006

Free? I thought they were still thinking about it and going to maybe charge something, you know, the MJ memorial fund to help out the surviving family members like papa Jackson.

What they don't know is who is going to ultimately pay for the memorial and all the police security and escort that will surely shut down the roads and freeways. You never know, our very own tax dollars might be used to help pay for this baby.

It's gonna be freaking hilarious watching this circus and all the clowns dressed in black and crying their eyes out.

This memorial alone should provide enough material for at least two day's worth of stuff for this thread alone.

And our tax dollars should! He was an icon! The very bestest dancer and singer and person and humanitarian who ever walked this sad, pathetic planet we call earth! We should be grateful he was with us even for 50 short years. Oh, if only he could have been immortal But he is immortal, at least in our hearts. Michael will live forever! He will return...HE IS THE KING.

[MsChiff]

Originally Posted by buttmunch

And our tax dollars should! He was an icon! The very bestest dancer and singer and person and humanitarian who ever walked this sad, pathetic planet we call earth! We should be grateful he was with us even for 50 short years. Oh, if only he could have been immortal But he is immortal, at least in our hearts. Michael will live forever! He will return...HE IS THE KING.

Did you skip your big blue pill today?

[rollo]

But Elvis was the KING!!!111

* fumes *

[HWBL]

Originally Posted by mrs.v

Britters really sucked here..

Nice show. When was this? (I hate Zittney's gutts and was never a
total Jackson fan, although I must admit I have 3 albums: Off the Wall,
Thriller and Triumph with his brothers). But yeah: lip synch for both,
save for a moment or two (immediately recognizable as live because of
the lack of quality).

[Rondette]

^^^
I forget how fit Britters was, but already she's practising her trademark 'stomp and walk'

[Rondette]

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

Hitler hears Jacko is dead and can't perform at his birthday

OMG, that is hilarious.

[olivia]

Originally Posted by bychance

Thanks for posting that. What an incredible amount of talent that kid had. Damn! More flexible, innovative and alive at 9 than any other time of his life.

Sometime before Thriller, though, the soul left the body and he became a spastic puppet in both his movements and his singing.

What the hell happened, I haven't a clue. The man became a hollow shell. There was no There, there. He also became a predator of little boys masking as their best friend.

[Sarzy]

Originally Posted by mrs.v

ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK: MICHAEL JACKSONBy Chaunce Hayden
It's time for the voice of reason. Michael Jackson was an asshole. There, I said it, and I'll say it again. Michael "creepy, boy-loving" Jackson was an asshole. Got a problem with that? Too bad. I refuse to jump on the "rest in peace, we love you, Michael" bandwagon and shed tears over someone who was so f-ing despicable. How quickly the world forgets or conveniently chooses not to remember.
Allow me to quickly recap the life of this troubled superstar: Michael Jackson was a pedophile. Michael Jackson was a drug addict. Michael Jackson
abused his own children both physically and emotionally. Michael Jackson was a deadbeat who owed millions in unpaid bills. Oh yeah, and Michael Jackson could sing and dance like a motherf--ker. And now, he's dead. Boo hoo. What surprises me is how long this frail child molester was able to physically walk the earth. Let's face it; Michael, for all intent and purpose, had left the human race years ago as he morphed into one of his Thriller video characters before our very eyes. But like the "Emperor's New Clothes," the world chose to ignore the true horror of this self-mutilated beast.
For 50 years, this soft-spoken mummy moonwalked his way through life leaving a trail of victims in his wake. God knows how many brainwashed boys were befriended by the ghoulish performer with the lure of cash, toys, exotic pets and an alcohol concoction Michael cleverly called "Jesus Juice" to loosen 'em up before a night of debauchery. Imagine your own child lying in bed next to Michael wondering why the room is spinning while a wig-wearing 5'10", 115-pound grown man in clown makeup gropes at his innocence. Yet, we cry for this animal as if Christ himself was crucified before our eyes. Please, spare me.
Someone should have put Michael out of his misery many years ago. A stake through the heart would have been more merciful than to allow this half-human/half plastic thing to slither through his backyard amusement park, hunting for his pubescent prey. In the end, I believe Michael himself knew what he had become and made the choice to put a stop to the madness. While the word "suicide" has yet to be brought up between all the blind tears, it's my hope that Michael, in an effort to stop himself from hurting any other child, put an end to his own miserable existence.
I will not mourn the death of Michael Jackson no more than I would mourn the death of any pedophile that hunts down children for deviant pleasure...Regardless of his musical abilities.
Tonight, as I write this column, my heart and tears go out to those children who grew up much too soon thanks to the "King of Pop."

source

I now love the person who wrote this.

[buttmunch]

^^ONe of the better takes on this whole sorry situation.

Originally Posted by MsChiff

Did you skip your big blue pill today?

Nah...I took the blue pill and am now strangely horny. It's the giant orange horse pill I forgot.

[irishpig]

Is the body even going to be at the memorial? I thought his family was having a private funeral this weekend? (There has been so much "news" regarding all things MJ, I could be wrong, or that could have changed 20 times in the last 20 hours.) Memorial and viewing are two different things. If I'm right, there will be alot of outraged fantards who are planning on playing up for the cameras by throwing themselves on the casket, wailing and screaming...like the people on that suicide board who want to kill themselves to show the world how important MJ was to them.