Michael Jackson dies at age 50 from cardiac arrest

[celeb_2006]

Originally Posted by buttmunch

Has St. Oprah spouted out any bs yet? Or is she staying away from all things kiddy fiddler...?

Her ego is such that she didn't want her presence and her blatherings to get lost in the multitude of condolences stated and twittered by every celeb on this earth.

Oh no, she is far too important and special for that.

She is being silent now and waiting for the attention to die down somewhat. Just so that maybe a week or so from now, when everyone else has spoken, Oprah can stand alone and majestic in her hour long special on her greatest friend in the whole wide universe, and so on and so forth.

It's always about her.

[kingcap72]

Originally Posted by mrs.v

Jane Fonda:

This is the longest I’ve gone without blogging for some time. But sometimes you just have to let life play itself out without comment. Like so many people, I have been in a wash of images and feelings about Michael Jackson. I knew him as well as one could know him during the time before he did “The Whiz” and up through “Thriller.” I couldn’t pretend to understand him. There were so many complicated signals. Did he want me to be his ‘older women’ friend. He gravitated to older women. For solace? Succor? A beard? Did he want me to teach him the ropes? I never could quite figure it out. But I remember one day he was visiting me at my ranch north of Santa Barbara. It was the first time he had been in that region but he must have liked it because later he bought his ranch in that same area. Anyway, as we walked around the ranch which was perched right at the edge of the mountain overlooking Goleta, I pointed to a spot where I told him I wanted to be buried. Michael had a melt down right then and there when he heard this. He shrieked and bent over and said “no, no, no!” “ What’s the matter,” I asked. “Don’t ever talk about your dying,” he answered. “Don’t ever think about it.”I think about death all the time. I rehearse my death. I think that’s a healthy thing to do. Death, after all, is what gives life meaning the way noise gives meaning to silence. Ooooh, I thought to myself, Michael will have a hard time of it as he ages. He will spend all his energy trying to flee what is inevitable. And now it’s happened. I like the fact that it was quick. Massive heart attacks that you don’t recover from are quick. You don’t know what hit you. That’s probably the kindest death for Michael. It’s hard to imagine him being happy as he aged. One more demon to try and evade. I like to think he’s happy now, free of his demons. Free and floating and knowing how his art continues to be revered and celebrated by all of us all over the world. It will continue.


source: her blog http://janefonda.com/michael-jackson/

I think Jane's had one facelift too many.

Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland

i gotta go take a shit, when i get back this thread better be closed!

Alice, if your shit comes out in the shape of MJ you should alert the fantards. You'll be their hero.

[mrs.v]

Originally Posted by angelais

x17online.com has photos of what supposedly is the carriage that will be used to carry the casket.

Michael Jackson Photos & Pics | X17 XCLUSIVE - Michael's Family Prepares For His Funeral

[Kittylady]

Originally Posted by mrs.v

Michael Jackson Photos & Pics | X17 XCLUSIVE - Michael's Family Prepares For His Funeral

Does Snow White know they've pinched it? Does it come with an escort of seven dwarves?

[buttmunch]

Originally Posted by celeb_2006

Her ego is such that she didn't want her presence and her blatherings to get lost in the multitude of condolences stated and twittered by every celeb on this earth.

Oh no, she is far too important and special for that.

She is being silent now and waiting for the attention to die down somewhat. Just so that maybe a week or so from now, when everyone else has spoken, Oprah can stand alone and majestic in her hour long special on her greatest friend in the whole wide universe, and so on and so forth.

It's always about her.

Thank you for setting me straight. I always forget just how far up her own arse she usually is.

[RevellingInSane]

Almost to 200. *rubs hands together*

[buttmunch]

Originally Posted by Kittylady

Does Snow White know they've pinched it? Does it come with an escort of seven dwarves?

You just know they're going to have the whole rider-less horse with the carriage being followed by the Jackson clan walking solemnly behind it (all but Joe, of course. Pappa Psycho will be handing out leaflets promoting his new record company to the gathered fans as well as making a few quick bucks selling MJ's last remaining hairs). I swear, if the entire world stops to watch this funeral I will

[*DIVA!]

The horse driven casket is played out...

[Grimmlok]

the entertainment:

[taymarie]

I'm confused. All of these people were probably talking shit about MJ last week. Now they're crying and camping out and all? I'll be so glad when this circus is over

[sharky]

His nose probably DID collapse when they did CPR and pinched his nostrils!

[buttmunch]

They apparently have found large bags of pills around the house.

[Brookie]

^ Of course pills were found!! They were a staple in the dude's diet. Sounds like they were THE staple in his diet. Along with Jesus Juice, of course.

[NicoleWasHere]

I wonder how many pills his kids ate, thinking they were candy?

[Kittylady]

I know its wrong to mock the afflicted, but I had to share this little poem with you from the MJ suicide thread. What can I say? The poster is a true Wordsworth. It left me with tears streaming down my face.

Brown Bread white bread
So sad you're dead
Doesn't matter if you are black or white
There good and bad in everyone.
We learn to live, we learn to give each other
what we need to survive.
Together aliiiiiiiiivvvvveee.

If you think about suicide or if you just can't handle the incredible pain, this is your thread... - Page 9 - MJJCOMMUNITY - OFFICIAL FORUM