June 26th, 2009, 09:06 PM
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Not only is Katt right but is hilarious at the same time
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June 26th, 2009, 09:09 PM
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Now that's some straight up funny shit! 
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June 26th, 2009, 09:11 PM
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I think some of the people commenting on that Youtube video went to grad school too. Random example
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stopp fucking talkin bout michael jackson you azz h0le! bitch ghet a fucknn lyfe bitch!
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I just found my new siggy
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stopp fucking talkin bout michael jackson you azz h0le! bitch ghet a fucknn lyfe bitch!
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June 26th, 2009, 09:16 PM
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Fucknn Lyfe is a fantastic manatard name!!
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June 26th, 2009, 09:18 PM
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Ok, this is funny. My 9 year old just asked me which Michael Jackson died, the white one or the black one?
Makes sense if you're 9.
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June 26th, 2009, 09:18 PM
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 That was a great special,love Katt..
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June 26th, 2009, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Shinola
Liza Minnelli told The Early Show on the CBS by telephone: "When the autopsy comes, all hell's going to break loose, so thank God we're celebrating him now."
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Squee! That's a lovely little juicy quotation.
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Ok...I'm going to guess....AIDS.
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June 26th, 2009, 09:23 PM
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Lisa is no stranger to being permanently wasted on prescription drugs. She knows damn well what the tox reports will say. In a strange way if MJ did have AIDS I think a lot of people might feel a shred of pity for the sad old fool.
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stopp fucking talkin bout michael jackson you azz h0le! bitch ghet a fucknn lyfe bitch!
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June 26th, 2009, 09:23 PM
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On a scale from 1 to 10, how old was Michael Jacksons boyfriend?
Q: What does Michael Jackson like about twenty-six-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
What's the difference between Disney Movies and Michael Jackson?
Little kids can still be touched by Disney movies.
Michael Jackson's body is currently in a state of rigormortis. Apparently it's the first time he has been hard without the help of a little boy.
Q: What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my son!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne waits until you're at least twelve before coming on your face.
I got a new radio in my car. It accepts voice commands for what to play. I was testing it a few days ago, and said "Jazz" - and my radio switched to a jazz station. Then I said "rock" and it put on rock music.
I was driving through a school zone and some kids ran out across the street, right in front of my car. As I screeched to a halt, thankfully not hurting any, I screamed "you fucking children!"
And the radio turned to Michael Jackson music.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
Q. What's the difference between Farrah Fawcet and Michael Jackson?
A. Farrah slept with Majors whereas Michael.....
Billy: Mommy, is God a man or a woman?
Mom: Well, honey, he's both.
Billy: Mommy, is God black or white?
Mom: He's both sweetheart.
Billy: Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?
The paramedics arrive at Jackson's house and one says, "Man, this looks bad. What should we try first?" and the other one says, "I want to try the merry-go-round!"
Michael Jackson, Angelina Jolie and George Bush were flying on an airplane full of elementary school children. The engines die and the plane is about to crash. There are only 3 parachutes.
Angelina Jolie:We have to save the children!
George Bush: Screw the children!
Michael Jackson: Do you think there's time?
Q. What do Michael Jackson and silver medal winners have in common?
A. They both came in a little behind.
Q. What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
A. They both come on little white crackers.
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June 26th, 2009, 09:24 PM
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I love Katt!!!..
And Blu.. I'm loved MJ as a child, but honey you can't fight his battles. He was a music genius, but he did horrible things to little boys. Do I think vile pictures, and things should be said in the wake of his death..No, but that's just me...
Now, that Katt Williams thing is funny everytime I watch the DVD.... about to watch it now..
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June 26th, 2009, 09:28 PM
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That Katt clip was fucking hilarious! 
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June 26th, 2009, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by twitchy2.0
On a scale from 1 to 10, how old was Michael Jacksons boyfriend?
Q: What does Michael Jackson like about twenty-six-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
What's the difference between Disney Movies and Michael Jackson?
Little kids can still be touched by Disney movies.
Michael Jackson's body is currently in a state of rigormortis. Apparently it's the first time he has been hard without the help of a little boy.
Q: What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my son!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne waits until you're at least twelve before coming on your face.
I got a new radio in my car. It accepts voice commands for what to play. I was testing it a few days ago, and said "Jazz" - and my radio switched to a jazz station. Then I said "rock" and it put on rock music.
I was driving through a school zone and some kids ran out across the street, right in front of my car. As I screeched to a halt, thankfully not hurting any, I screamed "you fucking children!"
And the radio turned to Michael Jackson music.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
Q. What's the difference between Farrah Fawcet and Michael Jackson?
A. Farrah slept with Majors whereas Michael.....
Billy: Mommy, is God a man or a woman?
Mom: Well, honey, he's both.
Billy: Mommy, is God black or white?
Mom: He's both sweetheart.
Billy: Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?
The paramedics arrive at Jackson's house and one says, "Man, this looks bad. What should we try first?" and the other one says, "I want to try the merry-go-round!"
Michael Jackson, Angelina Jolie and George Bush were flying on an airplane full of elementary school children. The engines die and the plane is about to crash. There are only 3 parachutes.
Angelina Jolie:We have to save the children!
George Bush: Screw the children!
Michael Jackson: Do you think there's time?
Q. What do Michael Jackson and silver medal winners have in common?
A. They both came in a little behind.
Q. What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
A. They both come on little white crackers. |
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June 26th, 2009, 09:30 PM
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Twitchy if Mel is driving the bus to hell and I'm the caboose, you are devil lol
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June 26th, 2009, 09:32 PM
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OMG, I was just looking at some old pics of MJ and my 9yo walks in and asked who it was. I said, its Michael Jackson. And he said, no way, that dude is black.
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June 26th, 2009, 09:34 PM
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Yea my son has said the same thing, and today my 2yr old was disturbed by his pic on tv lol
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