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    Leo can afford to be picky but you'll have those that want a job like those Woody Allen supporters, they'll be begging for a role, he could be Satan and they'd find an excuse for him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Isn't eating nuts cannibalism?
    for some.
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    So whatcha trying to say, nov?
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    Well I never, but P3 might hahaha

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    Someone had some serious catching up to do...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    Slow cooked shank/shin makes a delicious goulash. Okay, the slow cooking onions and paprika make it delicious but still, I haven't made it in months... I'm so cooking it the first day it gets cool out.
    I originally read that as "slow cooked skank" and thought 'is there another tape out now?'

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    lol mel you go girl!

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    Sooooo...Anymore tapes? Dead yet?

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    I speak cunt fluently


    MORE TAPES! Come on...Mad Mel cannot be all raged out?

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    Monday, November 15th 2010
    Mel Admits To Slapping OctoSana In The Face




    While spitting out his declaration in the NEVERDAMNENDING custody battle with his former beautiful little communist Oksana Grigorieva, Mel Gibson said that he never brought his Passion of the Fist on the OctoSana's mouth hole on the night of January 6, 2010. No, he just slapped the hysteria out of her. Okay.


    OctoSana claimed that during a battle of words at his house, Mad Mel dipped his fist in holy water and punched the sign of the cross into her face, which broke two of her teefs and caused her to bleed. But according to Mel, blood was never shed and he never put a stanky punch on her face. This is what Mel says happened that night:
    1. Mel and OctoSana were in the middle of throwing verbal grenades at each other when she grabbed their Baby Lucia out of the crib and shouted, "Stop yelling or you will make her into a retarded brain damaged idiot!"

    2. Then for some reason, OctoSana's crazy ass ran into the backyard with Baby Lucia in her arms. Mel says that OctoSana was running all over the place like a tongue trying to escape his dick. Mel's backyard has more splits and levels than his personality, so he was afraid that OctoSana might fall or slip and injure their baby.

    3. When OctoSana ran back inside of the house, she started swinging back and forth. Mel was afraid that she'd scramble their baby's brains with all that swinging, so he slapped the sense into her with an open hand. Mel says,

    "While I do not believe I handled the situation as well as I should have, I was worried about the rough way Oksana was shaking and tossing Lucia around. My hand never touched any part of Lucia."
    Mel says that he didn't make her bleed and he didn't find out until later that he knocked one of her veneers out.

    This is basically some "Crazy said, CRAZIER said" shit. Octo claims Mel slapped their baby while he punched her in the face. And Mel claims that Octo whisked Baby Lucia's brain cells by shaking her. So, either way the equation ends the same way: Baby Lucia is every layer of fucked. Hmm. I wonder if Mel's beaver puppet is interested in filing for custody of her?

    Interesting.
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    So he just admitted to hitting her. Nice.
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    This is basically some "Crazy said, CRAZIER said" shit.

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    Sorry, "Passion of the Fist" made me laugh. Am I going to hell?
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
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    yeah where are you????

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