Maybe *NSFW* Lindsay Lohan tries to recreate Marilyn Monroe photoshoot

**Chimera** · February 18th, 2008, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by baked_tater

Bad photoshoot, bad photographer. Maybe Bert's game left the same era MM did.

That's just it - why did a bad photoshoot happen, and why would lohan want to be in a pic by pic comparison with Marilyn. lohan isn't unattractive, but beside the fine boned marilyn she looks like a peasant!

**heathersharon** · February 18th, 2008, 11:22 PM

I think she looks jacked up on goofballs.

**DontMindMe** · February 18th, 2008, 11:26 PM

These are pretty awful, but as far as bad copycat photoshoots go, nothing tops this:

**bellini** · February 18th, 2008, 11:33 PM

She looks ten years older than Marilyn when she did that shoot. LL did herself a disservice when she got a boob job. She just doesn't have the figure for big bazooms. She has slim boyish hips that would be nicely complimented by her natural sized boobs.

I can't get over how worn out she looks. She's going to look absolutely haggard by forty. I have no doubt she'll make it to forty too. She's indestructible, you know, like a cockroach. Love the Lindz! LOL.

**bychance** · February 18th, 2008, 11:38 PM

Geeze, Paris couldn't even be bothered to dye her hair or wear a wig? I think Jennifer Love Hewitt was an exceptional casting choice for Audrey Hepburn

**Cali** · February 19th, 2008, 12:33 AM

Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants

Marilyn could 'act pretty' with her while body, a little enamored with her own sensuousness. LL just looks like she's enjoying being looked at, an entirely different dynamic.

This sums it up perfectly.

**sweetness** · February 19th, 2008, 02:39 AM

Personally I think her tits look pretty good..... just not the rest of her. And if her hair was it's natural red her skin would look fine. The wrong haircolor can really mess with skintone-- that's why her freckles look bad. To me her freckles were cute with the red hair.

Also, I definitely agree with Sweetie that Anna Nicole has been about the only able to capture Marilyn's type of magic on camera. The girl knew how to work it.

With that said, these pictures are friggin hysterical!!

She looks about like Tori Spelling here:

And this one just takes the cake:

**Chilly Willy** · February 19th, 2008, 02:54 AM

Well, what can I say. You guys are right, they are just awful. There i no deying that.

She is stiff, her body isn't curvy enough. Zero sexappeal.

Also, she looks older than Marylin when she did the shoot.

I just don't get the talk about her freckles. IMO, that's the only beautiful thing about her here.

**bychance** · February 19th, 2008, 03:01 AM

Eesh, the picture with the yellow flowers looks like Sarah Jessica Parker. And the one with the diamond necklaces I can see her lacefront.

**sweetness** · February 19th, 2008, 03:35 AM

Originally Posted by Chilly Willy

I just don't get the talk about her freckles. IMO, that's the only beautiful thing about her here.

I guess it's the self-tanner or whatever it is she does to her skin that makes people think her freckles don't look good. That awful yellow wig is so wrong for her complexion.

To me the freckles looked nice with her red hair.

**Sm0kah0ntas** · February 19th, 2008, 03:40 AM

Why is everyone doing porno now? Is it artistic & I'm just a prude?

She looks like Madonna in this pic

**Chilly Willy** · February 19th, 2008, 04:23 AM

^ I wouldn't show my boobies and cootchie either. For all the world to see? Nah. But that's just me.

**buttmunch** · February 19th, 2008, 06:47 AM

Also, I don't think MM was really as slutty as people portrayed her to be

MM was known for sleeping her way around in Hollywood. When she signed her first studio contract she said 'well, that's the last cock I'll have to suck'. She also was kept by Johnny Hyde for a number of years. Also, she was not revered when alive as she is today. It's that dead icon thing. I love her but am under no illusions about what sort of woman she was. If she as alive and in her prime today, this board would be going nuts over her antics, which including major sleeping around, rampant drug and alcohol use and crazy that would put Britters to shame.

I still think the lovely La Lohan looks good and was brave to do the shoot. And I know I'm alone on this!!!

**Novice** · February 19th, 2008, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by HWBL

Monroe was a full blown natural brunette, who'd only been blonde
in her early childhood. Still, she didn't look bad as a blonde, either.

I think that we might differ on the darkness of a brunette? I was thinking of these photos Marilyn Monroe.com :: The Official Web site of Marilyn Monroe .::. Marilyn Photos by Andre de Dienes, where it doesn't look that dark....

Originally Posted by buttmunch

I still think the lovely La Lohan looks good and was brave to do the shoot. And I know I'm alone on this!!!

She was brave, but her beauty is different from MM/ET & I think that she should celebrate her ownness; but I also appreciate that the appeal of acting is the trying out of other persona & I think that this is what she's doing here.