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    blowhan isnt anywhere near curvy enough to pull it off.. she looks thin and flabby all at the same time
    MM was scrawny in this photo shoot and looked like hell. I think they're great (no shock, I'm sure).
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    She looks like she belongs on the cover of some porno in the 99 cent bin at the adult video store.

    Cheap skank.

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    I think Linds is cute but her boobs are a bit unpretty...lol
    if it comes in pink... I'll take it!!


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    ^^I think it's because it was cold. My nips curl up and hide when it's cold.
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    oh gawd, she looks like complete and utter shit! her wig, makeup and body suck big time!!! and no one comes close to MM's love and chemistry w/ the camera. LiLo looks like a 40 yr. old who had lots of babies corpse!

    also, she did not study the MM session very well. MM new exactly how to pose in order to exhibit herself to her fullest potential; body and facial expressions. Where MM made her ass look phenominal by pushing it out and up into the air, LiLo's ass looks like a flat piece of shit just laying there lifeless! (same can be said for everything else about her though)


    WHY O WHY DID SHE DO THIS?! I FEEL BAD SAYING SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT HER CUZ SHE'S SO LAME BUT SHE DOES IT TO HERSELF BY DOING AND SAYING SHIT LIKE THIS?!!







    Lindz, you asked for it.
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    Even crazier, the same photographer who shot Marylin's set photographed Lohan for this shoot. Here's an except from the article:

    "In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of photos of Marilyn Monroe that have collectively come to be known as “The Last Sitting.” Taken during several boozy sessions at the Hotel Bel-Air, the photographs are arguably the most famous images ever captured of America’s most famous actress: Monroe, sleepy-eyed and naked, sips from a Champagne glass, enacts a fan dance of sorts with various diaphanous scarves, romps with erotic playfulness on a bed of white linens. Six weeks after she had posed, Monroe was found dead of an apparent barbiturate overdose.

    The photos endure partly as artifacts—as the last visible evidence of the living woman (a legacy reinforced by Stern’s decision to publish the contact sheets Monroe herself had crossed out in red marker). But the pictures are also remarkable for the raw truths they seem to reveal. In them, we see an actress whose comedic talents were overshadowed by her sex appeal, a woman who is cannily aware of her pinup status, yet is also beginning to show her 36 years. In many shots, she is obviously drunk. This was an unhappy time for Monroe. Notorious for her on-set antics, she had been publicly lambasted by Billy Wilder after Some Like It Hot, then fired from the production of Something’s Got to Give; she’d endured two recent divorces and, in 1961, a brief stint in a psychiatric ward.

    Stern excavated and preserved the poignant humanity of the real woman—beautiful, but also fragile, needy, flawed—from the monumental sex symbol. In our armored, airbrushed age, his achievement feels almost revolutionary.

    Forty-six years later, Stern has revisited his classic shots with Lindsay Lohan, another actress whose prodigious fame is not quite commensurate with her professional achievements. Stern, who shot the photos on film rather than digitally, told me he was interested in Lohan because he suspected “she had a lot more depth to her” than one might assume from “those teenage movies.” Indeed, many in the film industry believe that Lohan has yet to pursue projects equal to her gifts. Without putting too fine a point on it, you might say Lohan has, like Monroe, a knack for courting the tabloids and tripping up her career. (Readers will remember that Lohan had her own Billy Wilder moment two summers ago on the set of Georgia Rule.) Stern said the project also grew out of his interest in “controversial women,” or “bad girls,” like “Britney, Paris, and Lindsay.” Monroe was, in a sense, the original tabloid queen.

    Though Lohan’s willingness to reprise the photos might seem a sly nod to her scandalous past, the actress offered a straightforward explanation. “I didn’t have to put much thought into it. I mean, Bert Stern? Doing a Marilyn shoot? When is that ever going to come up? It’s really an honor.” During a break in the daylong shoot, Lohan sat cross-legged on a bed in the four-room suite and spoke to me, in that familiar throaty voice with its staccato rhythms, about her abiding obsession with Monroe. Her interest took root a decade ago with multiple viewings of Niagara during the London filming of The Parent Trap. She has even purchased an apartment where Marilyn once lived. “If you saw my house … I have a lot of Marilyn stuff,” she told me, including a huge painting of Monroe.

    “It’s eerie,” Lohan said of the painting, a Christmas gift, “because it’s this picture of her, and it’s kind of cartoony, and there’s a big bottle of pills next to her, and they’ve fallen over.” Lohan called Monroe’s suicide “tragic,” and then added, elliptically, “You know, it’s also tragic what just recently happened to someone else.” I asked whether she was referring to Heath Ledger. She nodded: “They are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone.” Why some and not others, I asked, since it has often seemed that the thrice-rehabbed Lohan might meet a similar fate. Lohan replied with a flicker of annoyance: “I don’t know. I’m not them. But I sure as hell wouldn’t let it happen to me.” Still, one wonders whether Lohan’s participation in this project, given all the spooky parallels, isn’t the photographic equivalent of moving into a haunted house. (Which, in fact, she may have already done.)

    Lohan viewed the shoot as a theatrical performance, as a chance to inhabit the role of an idol. “I wanted to portray the book and get it point-on as much as I could, to bring it back to life,” she said. Hence the strict mimesis: scarves, nudity, and all. “Not more than fifteen minutes had passed since she’d arrived, and already she had agreed to take her clothes off!” Stern writes of Monroe in his swaggering introduction to The Complete Last Sitting, the book in which all 2,571 photos have been collected. He might have said the same about Lohan. “I was comfortable with it,” the actress remarked of the nudity (though she did confess to doing “250 crunches” the previous night). All made up, in winged eyeliner and shellacked blonde wig, Lohan, who has returned to her former voluptuousness, at times appeared more Marilyn than the thin, somewhat diminished woman of the original Marilyn photos. “It was very similar, déjà vu you might say, like revisiting an old street,” said Stern.

    The original photos, however, were distinguished by an almost claustrophobic intimacy between photographer and muse. In the first session, Stern persuaded the entourage of stylists to leave him alone with Monroe. The shoot thus took on the symbolic (if not the actual) contours of a liaison. The rise of the celebrity industrial complex has rendered this sort of tense pas de deux all but impossible. At the Lohan shoot, the crowd included Lohan’s manager, her security guard, and her younger sister, Ali; a makeup artist and assistant, a hairstylist and assistant, a stylist, a manicurist, a sentry to watch the borrowed diamonds; Stern, his manager, and two photo assistants. Lohan and Stern worked in an adjoining room, while the rest of us hovered outside like groupies at a backstage entrance.

    “Here is a woman who is giving herself to the public,” Lohan said, about the Monroe photos, when we spoke the next day by phone. “She’s saying, ‘Look, you’ve taken a lot from me, so why don’t I give it to you myself.’ She’s taking control back.” Like any tabloid veteran, Lohan understands the potency of a photograph, and that the best way to respond to a society that views you only as an image might just be on its own terms."

    Lindsay Lohan Recreates Last Nude Photo Shoot of Marilyn Monroe -- New York Magazine

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    ^ Ooooooooooooooooo nooooooooooooooooooooooo OH HELLZ NO!!!!!

    ITS LIKE she just put a huge stake in my heart!
    (avid MM fan here )

    i have to go puke now and wash away the tears of my soul! LINDZEY U BITCH!!! HOW dare you!!!
    first u think u can play Alice In Wonderland! then you think you can come close to Marilyn!!!!~the Queen of Everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    p.s. she looks like a fucking asshole in these shots.

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    She looks like a crack whore

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    Few more:



    Linked because of nudity:
    http://g.photos.cx/05-1c.jpg

    I have to say, she looks like ass in these. Some of them are okay, but she just looks so harsh and worn out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    ^ Ooooooooooooooooo nooooooooooooooooooooooo OH HELLZ NO!!!!!

    ITS LIKE she just put a huge stake in my heart!
    (avid MM fan here )

    i have to go puke now and wash away the tears of my soul! LINDZEY U BITCH!!! HOW dare you!!!
    first u think u can play Alice In Wonderland! then you think you can come close to Marilyn!!!!~the Queen of Everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I am too,Alice,I'm an obvious MMfan.
    I violently hate the comparison of Marilyn with Lindsay,Paris,and Britney.
    I'm not blind to Marilyn's troubles,I just can't put them on the same level,never.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    omg its nice that she has so much mass in her boobs, but she has no waist and no hips and no ass! her body sucks man and i can say that now cuz she's not a teenage anymore

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    She has a boys body with tits.
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    I don't know what to say....

    how old was MM in this photosession, coz LL looks twice as old and busted!

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    These look so gross. Lindsay looks so gross. Always trying too hard and inevitably coming up embarrassingly short.

    Even the original photoshoot with Marilyn looked a little trashy though, it was only Marilyn's fading star quality that saved it.

    But seriously, Lindsay needs to stop trying to emulate real stars and find the character to become one in her own right. So far it's not looking good for her.

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    ^ agreed Rondette!

    and no more pics calimoon!!! im fighing the flu and dont need this shit to bring me down

    p.s. where did they find that wig-from-hell?! a halloween shop stuffed into a plastic bag!?!!!

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