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Thread: Maxim names the 5 Unsexiest Celebs.. and Britney Spears aint number one, yall!

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    Quote Originally Posted by purple rain View Post
    Jennifer Aniston did one interview about the divorce. She has not been whining about it at all. I'm sick of having to read the Jolie fantards post that all over the board. Brad Pitt has actually discussed the divorce in more interviews than Jennifer, but no one is accusing him of exploiting his divorce. So STFU with the whole "whining Jennifer" garbage and jokes about her chin. It's played out and lame. She's not playing the victim at all. I reckon she is glad to be rid of the spineless cad.
    ^^so true, it is old and tired and I'm not particularly a fan of any of the above celebs so I'm not defending anybody but I have to agree with purple rain.

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    I find it interesting that 4 out of 5 of them are blasted for being too skinny.

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    Wow, while I've always thought SJP wasn't pretty at all, I didn't think she'd make #1 on this list! Amy Winehouse however - my god, she's a scary looking freak of a thing.
    LiLo should be on this list however. And Nicole Richie. And Kimberley Stewart. Those 3 are vile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by purple rain View Post
    Jennifer Aniston did one interview about the divorce. She has not been whining about it at all. I'm sick of having to read the Jolie fantards post that all over the board. Brad Pitt has actually discussed the divorce in more interviews than Jennifer, but no one is accusing him of exploiting his divorce. So STFU with the whole "whining Jennifer" garbage and jokes about her chin. It's played out and lame. She's not playing the victim at all. I reckon she is glad to be rid of the spineless cad.
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    I agree with this. I think she has more class than Brad Pitt. The tabloids have made her into this wingy martyr but you never actuallly hear her saying anything. I don't get the chin thing either. It's a bit junior high. She is an attractive woman IMHO. Personally I like girls with a "flaw" instead of these clone dolls that I can't even tell apart. Each to his own I guess.
    One thing about females I never get. They moan about their looks all the time but they love tearing other girls apart. It's not what men see at all. I see lots of women who girls think aren't up to snuff and I think they are hot. And when gay guys pick apart girls I get it even less.
    Same on SJP. There is something there but she is too skinny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    Sandra and SJP should have been replaced with people like Kelly Osbourne, Tori Spelling, Star Jones, or Pamela Anderson.
    Kelly Osbourne has a certain appeal to her. And they can't cut off their moneytrain that is Pamela Anderson, when retouched, she can be hot to certain people who are not me.

    HELL YES to Star Jones + Tori Spelling.

    My Top More than 5 Unsexy Celebs:
    #6: Clay Aiken
    #5: Kiersten Dunst
    #4: Steve-O from Jackass
    #3: Tori Spelling
    #2: Macy Gray (eeek)
    #1: Carrot Top + Micheal Jackson + Perez Hilton

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    Once upon a time Britney was the hottest thing ever according to Maxim. You've lost your shallow buddies over there, Britney.

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    SJP does not deserve the no1 top. The likes of trashy Pamela and Paris should be no1. Or even Nicole Kidman's scary looking face

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    I have a few issues with this:

    -HOW is Britney not number 1? Seriously!
    -Sandra Oh does not deserve to be on that list.
    -While Madonna has turned scary in recent years, there's something very telling inherently sexist about that little 'menopause aisle' line. I doubt you'd see crack about 'the viagra pharmacy aisle' on a a similar list on a men's magazine.
    -SJP is very homely, but no way is she above the likes of Britney (or as others pointed out, Tori Spelling and Kelly Osbourne) in a list like that.

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    4. Madonna
    Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: On tour, at the Wailing Wall, in the pharmacy´s menopause aisle
    That line pissed me off. Say she is unsexy because she is veiny or annoying but leave the sexist shit out of it. We wouldn't use the same phrase to describe an aging man. I call absolute sexist bullshit.

    Of course Maxim is a piece of trash magazine. It plays itself off to be a real magazine for men when it is just dying to be taken seriously for its "articles."

    Edit- Aella, just read your comment above after posting mine, and I officially adore you. *sniff*

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    That's right. Maxim would never call the likes of Brad Pitt, Robert Reford or G Clooney unsexy but because Madonna is going through "menopause" she becomes unsexy?? So it's fine for a man to age, but no women have a used by date. How pathetic.

    I really do dislike these magazines.

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    I didn't see that line as an ageist comment. I saw it as a slam on a woman who tries to hold on to her 20s with every last fiber in her being.

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    Madonna? I think she's still sexy, and hope she'll always be..

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    Wow, this article reeks of jealous bitter fatty. So which one of you HATERS wrote this?

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    Sadly, I cannot take credit for this gem of a journalistic hate-rant.

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    Anyone old enough to have seen SJP in anything prior to SATC knows she was once cute.

    Hell, I can remember her from "Square Pegs".
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