Matt Bomer Can't Play Christian Grey Because He's Gay, says Bret Easton Ellis

**twitchy2.0** · August 10th, 2012, 04:58 PM

Now there's some casting for the movie!

**Laurent** · August 10th, 2012, 05:00 PM

**Novice** · August 10th, 2012, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by blinditembabe

Being a lesbian (formerly bisexual), I've had lots of girl sex and there has never been any spanking in my escapades.

Haha! For the dude watching.... But, if that's your bag it's lots of fun.

**MmeVertigina** · August 11th, 2012, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

I think this pic deserves reposting

Love this!

**Karistiona** · August 11th, 2012, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants

Let me just reiterate that the writer of this trash's claim to fame before this series was writing Twilight fanfic under the name Snowqueen Icedragon. You can't make this shit up.

And here, in case many of you are like me and have no desire to read this book after perusing even the tiniest blurb of its stupidity. I think this sums up Christian Grey's sexual prowess rather well.

Katrina Lumsden (Charlotte, MI)'s review of Fifty Shades of Grey

She's reviewed the other two books too!

Katrina Lumsden (Charlotte, MI)'s review of Fifty Shades Darker

Katrina Lumsden (Charlotte, MI)'s review of Fifty Shades Freed

Hilarious

**WhateverLolaWants** · August 11th, 2012, 09:07 AM

Peas!

**Karistiona** · August 11th, 2012, 09:10 AM

That's the part where I started crying from laughing too hard, YES, peas!

**Butterfly** · August 11th, 2012, 09:48 AM

I haven't read the books and refuse to read them... as a matter of fact, when I see the dumb ass books at the store I hide them behind US Weekly mags.

Does anyone else read the title of this thread as: Mitt Romney can't play Christian Grey because hes gay?

It must be the double t...

**fgg** · August 11th, 2012, 10:00 AM

^double long island iced tea?

**Sasha** · August 11th, 2012, 11:31 AM

I haven't read the books either. From what I do know of them--the comments of others and the hilarious Katrina Lumsden reviews, I would gladly burn them all with the fires of my hatred. I fervently do NOT want there to be a movie to happen either, because then we'll spend at least another two to 4 years hearing about this worthless, pernicious swill.

**levitt** · August 11th, 2012, 11:35 AM

^ I just can't bear for an actor I like to get the part and be forever typecast as Christian Grey. I'm not going to watch the film, but it'll piss me off if a genuinely talented actor I like gets the part and all the lame fans of the book ruin him.

**Sasha** · August 11th, 2012, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by levitt

^ I just can't bear for an actor I like to get the part and be forever typecast as Christian Grey. I'm not going to watch the film, but it'll piss me off if a genuinely talented actor I like gets the part and all the lame fans of the book ruin him.

People keep mentioning ASkars, and he keeps humoring them

, but I swear I will cut EVERY bitch if he gets roped into this.

**levitt** · August 11th, 2012, 12:09 PM

^ I feel the exact same about Armie Hammer... he's been mentioned for this AND Hunger Games (which I feel similarly about). I'd rather he get Hunger Games, as it's less trashy and downright cringey but he's worth more than either of these franchises. Yes, I sound like his mum. But still.

**stella blue** · August 11th, 2012, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by levitt

^ I just can't bear for an actor I like to get the part and be forever typecast as Christian Grey. I'm not going to watch the film, but it'll piss me off if a genuinely talented actor I like gets the part and all the lame fans of the book ruin him.

No doubt.

Perhaps Ryan Lochte can make his acting debut in this.