Mariah Carey's having a bad day

[Sleuth]

hate the song but she worked that "stop singing my part now baby" into the song nicely... wonder if the backup singer is still around..

[Laurent]

Originally Posted by Sasha

Mariah is far too neurotic to have sex. You can bet she's "serviced" by blindfolded male virgins after they've been scrubbed raw with steel wool by her servants.

The woman is a caricature of herself, but it makes for damn good entertainment.

[Buffy Burnett]

The crowd looks embalmed.

[Sassiness]

Originally Posted by Just Kill Me

Holy shit that is hilarious regarding the backup singer... I must see this!!!!!

I hate Mariah Carey and all her diva ways....

but that is GOLD!! Best thing I've seen in ages!

[sparkly]

Originally Posted by Mivvi21

Mariah's voice is done. She sounds horrible.

I noticed she sounded really rough on American Idol, but I thought it was just a one time thing. That's too bad for her.

Originally Posted by Sleuth

hate the song but she worked that "stop singing my part now baby" into the song nicely... wonder if the backup singer is still around..

It's doubtful, because she probably went ballistic and accused the backup singer of trying to steal her spotlight. This isn't too farfetched, considering she has people hold her glass while she sips from a straw.

[angelais]

Mariah is a total skank. She thinks she is 18 and I hate those fucking sunglasses she always wears. And her face? Is she storing nuts in there or what?

Don't even get me started on those awful lyrics.

Can you tell I despise her? She's an uber-douche.

Ah, I feel better now. Danke.

[crackho]

I have a feeling that Mariah is going to be having another extended stay at the Happy Place before summer's end. Her already fragile mental state will undoubtedly be compromised by whatever she's taking to stay under 135lbs. Poor thing works so hard, too . "Exhaustion" is inevitable.

[Chimera]

Pretty damn soon she'll be singing about her humps she's so out of ideas.

[arie_skop]

Originally Posted by Bijoux

Her backup singers probably sing her parts all the time becasue they have to. Mariah is too busy whisper-singing and trying to look sexy to actually fucking do it right herself!!!!

I get so annoyed when Mariah does the whisper singing, why cant she just the song normal.

[Shuisfan1234]

Because Mariah voice is not the same when she was in her 20's or even early 30's. She is creeping the hill to 40 and knows it, and she is DOING EVERYTHING to stop it.

[Drea]

Originally Posted by crackho

I have a feeling that Mariah is going to be having another extended stay at the Happy Place before summer's end. Her already fragile mental state will undoubtedly be compromised by whatever she's taking to stay under 135lbs. Poor thing works so hard, too . "Exhaustion" is inevitable.

ITA.

[purple rain]

"Touch My Body" is a horrible song. The lyrics are laughable.

Mariah is more concerned about getting the record for having the most #1 singles than making quality music. I can't get into her music at all. Generic R&B. She seems to whisper instead of sing. Given how much her voice has deteriorated over the years, she probably has to resort to that. During her performance on GMA, her voice sounded bad at the end when she tried to belt.

[arie_skop]

Originally Posted by Sasha

Those lyrics!

And they are a total lie. Mariah is far too neurotic to have sex. You can bet she's "serviced" by blindfolded male virgins after they've been scrubbed raw with steel wool by her servants.

So true, I cannot picture any guy dating Mariah - she's way too diva like and demanding to be around all the time (without being paid) haha

[Elvira]

How did Mariah reduce the size of her shoulders? She used to look like a football player.
I sort of like the way she handled the problem with the back-up singer.