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    Those lyrics are atrocious
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    She did not look sexy, she looked idiotic.

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    She can sing.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    Those lyrics are atrocious
    She didn't make them up, they come to her through Jesus Christ, don't you know?

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    That song is hideous, and I'm glad her backup singer ruined 2 live performances.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    wow her body looks insane shes so skinny now
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    She can suck the fattest part of my ass.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    I love how she works the "quit singing my part" into the song. someone's getting an ass whooping...

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    I mean seriously...



    "I know that you've been waiting for it
    I'm waiting too
    In my imagination I'd be all up on you
    I know you got that fever for me
    102
    And boy I know I feel the same
    My temperature's through the roof

    If there's a camera up in here
    Then it's gonna leave with me
    When I do (I do)
    If there's a camera up in here
    Then I'd best not catch this flick
    On YouTube (YouTube)
    'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
    About this secret rendezvous
    I will hunt you down
    'Cause they be all up in my business
    Like a Wendy interview
    But this is private
    Between you and I

    Touch my body
    Put me on the floor
    Wrestle me around
    Play with me some more
    Touch my body
    Throw me on the bed
    I just wanna make you feel
    Like you never did.
    Touch my body
    Let me wrap my thighs
    All around your waist
    Just a little taste
    Touch my body
    Know you love my curves
    Come on and give me what I deserve
    And touch my body.

    Boy you can put me on you
    Like a brand new white tee
    I'll hug your body tighter
    Than my favorite jeans
    I want you to caress me
    Like a tropical breeze
    And float away with you
    In the Caribbean Sea

    (chorus)

    Imma treat you like a teddy bear
    You won't wanna go nowhere
    In the lap of luxury
    Laying intertwined with me
    You won't want for nothing boy
    I will give you plenty of joy
    Touch my body

    (chorus x2)
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    is she chanelling janet jackson? What's with these 40 year olds acting like they're 16
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    Those lyrics!

    And they are a total lie. Mariah is far too neurotic to have sex. You can bet she's "serviced" by blindfolded male virgins after they've been scrubbed raw with steel wool by her servants.

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    You forgot the "stop singing my part now baby" part!
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    My ears are bleeding after that. ugh.
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    Mariah's voice is done. She sounds horrible.

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    lol that video was too funny.

    she does look good though. the "kicking your own ass in the water" and broom twists are def working. that or starving herself for real now (as opposed to pretending, like before)...

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