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    But even the ear needs lubricant, although with all that shaking and crying and praising of Jesus, someone could lose an eye.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    Justin T's got a face like a can of smashed assholes, I cannot believe Hudson would let this creep touch her!
    Have you seen her taste in men? Her husband for one? GROSS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    Justin T's got a face like a can of smashed assholes, I cannot believe Hudson would let this creep touch her!

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    He looks like a hairball my cat puked up.

    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    But even the ear needs lubricant, although with all that shaking and crying and praising of Jesus, someone could lose an eye.
    Within a few short minutes, this thread has officially reached Epic Win status.

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    Epic Win? Explanation, please.
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    The opposite of Epic Fail.

    ie "really good thread"
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    God, I really am a computard. Anyway, have you stocked up on K-Y, Grimm? It's going to happen at some point and it's best to be ready.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

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    I've been following the 'Lindsay Lohan HOW TO FUCK for dummies' book. It's so detailed i could get a doctorate from reading the pricetag.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Didn't she teach anything in the past year?
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    Whatever, I was just reading this morning that Kate has beeen seen coming out of Owen's house the last few days and that they are probably back together. Who isn't Hudson fucking?
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    me??
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
    П(•_•)П
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    I'd fuck Owen Wilson. Even if the sex sucked, you'd still have a good laugh.
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    I wonder if Owen ever puts that cock-nose of his to good use?

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    I'd fuck Owen Wilson. Even if the sex sucked, you'd still have a good laugh.
    me too!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
    П(•_•)П
    twitchy molests my signature!

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    For some reason I like the cocknose. I like pretty much the whole package.
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    yeah, I'm gonna go home and watch Wedding Crashers and break you, me & dupree in half...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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