Man-gerbil Justin Timberlake secretly porking Kate Hudson; might be preggers

**cmmdee** · February 26th, 2008, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

I think you're being unfair.. justin would fuck a paraplegic.. he'd probably prefer someone mute too..

Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere

Justin would fuck a dead person, if he wasn't followed by papz all the time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope Biel doesn't find out about this story. She-Hulk will beat Hudson's ass!

**sluce** · February 26th, 2008, 01:22 PM

How old is this? It references him falling into her pool and that he had broken up with Cameron a few weeks before. That was Dec 06.

**tkdgirl** · February 26th, 2008, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere

Justin would fuck a dead person...

SO he's still seeing Biel?

**buttmunch** · February 26th, 2008, 01:23 PM

Obviously a slow day at the gossip mills.

**Grimmlok** · February 26th, 2008, 01:23 PM

a whore a day keeps the doc away..

**buttmunch** · February 26th, 2008, 01:24 PM

Says the celibate Grimm.

**Dixie Normos** · February 26th, 2008, 01:25 PM

Justin T's got a face like a can of smashed assholes, I cannot believe Hudson would let this creep touch her!

**Grimmlok** · February 26th, 2008, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by buttmunch

Says the celibate Grimm.

My dear, I presently have a special someone whom I've been dating for a few months now and still haven't gone "all the way". Before that, a drought of about 4 years.

So yes. I can claim moral superiority. And I do.

*lords it over LaCocaDrunkaBlowhan*

**buttmunch** · February 26th, 2008, 01:29 PM

But is it from lack of opportunity or because you wanted to keep it in your pants (and congrats on the new squeeze....always nice to start something new--if I remember back to my single days, which were of course no-strings-attached sex free.)

**Grimmlok** · February 26th, 2008, 01:30 PM

Pfft, in the bear community I'm what they call A-list. Trust, I've had every opportunity under the sun

**tkdgirl** · February 26th, 2008, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by Dixie Normos

Justin T's got a face like a can of smashed assholes, I cannot believe Hudson would let this creep touch her!

He looks like a hairball my cat puked up.

**buttmunch** · February 26th, 2008, 01:31 PM

My dear, I presently have a special someone whom I've been dating for a few months now and still haven't gone "all the way". Before that, a drought of about 4 years.

So yes. I can claim moral superiority. And I do.

*lords it over LaCocaDrunkaBlowhan*

But is that like the fundie kids who don't 'go all the way'?