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    ~shivers~
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    I detest mayo, but I;'m not skeered of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    That's what I need. I love butter and fried foods. I'm probably the size of her thigh though...
    Braggart!

    If I look at fried food, I'm up 5.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    and Miracle Whip is NOT Mayo!!!
    Apparently not...
    Ingredients

    Current primary ingredients are water, soybean oil, vinegar, sugar, modified corn starch, eggs. Ingredients making up less than 2% of product include salt, mustard flour, paprika, spice, natural flavor, potassium sorbate, enzyme modified egg yolk, and dried garlic.
    What's the Difference: Miracle Whip vs. Mayonnaise.

    Alex Santoso • Friday, December 22, 2006 at 3:49 AM • 1
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    The Dilemma: Two thick white dressings with similar flavor in similar-looking jars are bearing down on you from your refrigerator, and you're asking yourself just one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
    People You Can Impress: deli-goers and anyone killing time in the checkout line.
    The Quick Trick: Taste them both side by side. The sweeter one is Miracle Whip.
    The Explanation: In 1756, the French under Louis Franšois Armand de Vignerot du Plessis, duc de Richelieu, captured Mahˇn on the Spanish-held island of Minorca. In honor of this victory, the duc's chef created a new dressing for his master: Mahonnaise. It wasn't until 1905, however, at Richard Hellmann's New York deli, that Americans got to taste the goods. But boy, did it catch on! Within seven years, he'd mass-marketed the condiment as Hellmann's Blue Ribbon Mayonnaise.
    To be frank, mayo is one of those love-it-or-hate-it things. The lovers know that, in its most authentic form, mayo's a pretty simple affair: raw egg yolks, oil, lemon juice or vinegar, and spices. Not much room for improvement.
    But in 1933, Kraft Foods though differently. Inventor Charles Chapman's patented emulsifying machine allowed regular mayonnaise to be evenly blended with cheaper dressings and more than 20 different spices (plus sugar). The result was Miracle Whip, which debuted at the 1933 Chicago World's Fair. Promising to create "Salad Miracles with Miracle Whip Salad Dressing," the Whip was an instant hit (Note: It's not known if the dressing is responsible for any non-salad-related miracles.)


    The main difference between Miracle Whip and mayonnaise are the sweeteners: high-fructose corn syrup and sugar are the fourth and fifth ingredients, respectively, of Miracle Whip.
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    Oh for fucks sake...

    Now if this woman claimed a fear of salads, it'd be believable.
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    she's what??? 33?? are you kidding me????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flygirl View Post
    Could the hypnotherapist create a fear of butter and fried foods while she's at it?
    Yeah, and simple carbs.
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    Mayonnaise is such a great hair conditioner, someone should put mounds of it on her head.
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    I am shocked she is only 33. I feel really good about myself right now.
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    this is the weirdest title of a thread that i have ever read.
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    If she gets a cut, she probably bleeds mayo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
    If she gets a cut, she probably bleeds mayo.
    No, High Fructose Corn Syrup.
    'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'

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    Maybe Mama June and Sugar Bear fancy a change from Crisco lube?

    (And I'm happydancing over the discovery that she's 33. *sings off key* I feel pretty, oh so pretty....)
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    She should go on Maury. One of my favorite episodes was the woman who was afraid of pickles. It's on Youtube somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    It MUST be Hellmans.
    Is there any other? I think not.

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