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    Oh shit. Really? I do BOTH those things! I thought the rinsing with cold was to stop it from continuing to cook. The oil thing - don't remember where I picked that up but started doing it in the last year or so.
    hey, i'm not an italian-american, but i play one on TV ....seriously though- adding oil to the water will stop the pasta from sticking together, but it will make the pasta slick and then the sauce won't stick. the best way to avoid the dreaded sticky pasta is to use a pot that is large enough with plenty of water - about a gallon for 1LB of pasta- and make sure to stir for the first minute or two. that's when the gluey starchy part comes off the pasta, and the stirring will stop it from getting stuck together.
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    I love the new title of the thread.
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    most important tip- don't eat sketti
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    i eat skettie with cheese whiz. yum!

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    ^Didn't we have a vomiting smiley?

    *eta: Found it!
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    So she just kept rejecting the man, huh? He was probably desperate enough to beg to make love to her jacked-up toe with the gnats on it.
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    time for that vomiting smiley again....
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    All I know about pasta and water is to save a little of the cooking water when you're draining the pasta, then add it to the sauce (I presume we make our own sauce? Tinned tomatoes and basil at a pinch) and it will help the sauce stick to the pasta.

    Now why are these hicks and their online dating issues interrupting a thread about pasta?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kasippu View Post
    I doubt that they eat their spaghetti al dente. They eat a mixture of fat and ketchup with pasta in plastic bowls.

    (I just bite the pasta to check - never thrown it at a wall, you should also pour cold water immediately over it to stop it from further cooking and to get stuck to each other)
    One of the bowls (or all of them?) was an empty margarine container, am I remembering this right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Annie B View Post
    One of the bowls (or all of them?) was an empty margarine container, am I remembering this right?

    Probably, I just remember that none of the bowls matched (like that mattered, but it did for me ok?) and they looked like dogs eating it.
    I just googled skettie to see it again, why am I torturing myself this way. I found this on https://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...3191957AAPgU5t

    How to make Honey Boo Boo's skettie?

    Prep Time 10min
    Cooking Time 20min
    Total Time 30min
    Servings 2

    Ingredients

    1 Pound spaghetti
    3/4 Cup ketchup
    3/4 Cup butter or margarine

    Preparation
    Step 1:

    Boil spaghetti according to packaging directions, or about 20 mins. until it is soft.
    Step 2:

    Mix butter and ketchup in a bowl and microwave until mixture is melted together. Pour over pasta and serve hot.
    Boil spaghetti for 20 minutes, no worries about al dente, just make it good soft for toothless.
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    20 minutes? That's more gross than the ketchup/butter sauce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    20 minutes? That's more gross than the ketchup/butter sauce.

    I think I would still prefer to eat (plain) overcooked spaghetti then to eat a butter/ketchup mix.

    Ok borderline obsessed with this and just spend lunch looking at sketti youtube (while they are gaining I am losing because my appetite is zero) No need for pasta anymore CHEESEBALLS, yes she has a recipe for dinner that includes ONLY cheeseballs and ketchup. SANDRE LEE eat your heart out. Mama June is the queen of semi-homemade. If only she had this much lust for Sugar as she has for that ketchup bottle.


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    Sketti for dinner and armpit fudge for dessert! Yummy.



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    Honey Boo Boo's Dad Addresses Cheating Rumors


    Did Sugar Bear cheat on Mama June?! The couple announced their separation on Friday, and it’s been rumored that the reason for the split is because Honey Boo Boo’s dad started an online dating profile. On Monday, the TLC reality star addressed rumors that he cheated on his longtime partner for the first time.
    Although Sugar Bear said he couldn’t comment on the subject, he was very adamant about the fact that he was not unfaithful. “No, not me,” he told a photographer.

    The Here Comes Honey Boo Boo stars never officially tied the knot, but did exchange rings in a commitment ceremony last year. Their reality show is currently filming, and it’s expected a new season will come soon.


    Sugar Bear Denies Cheating Rumors | Star Magazine
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    "No, not me?" Does that mean Mama June has been letting others sample the biscuit?
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