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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    I wonder if she's a squirter.
    she probably squirts butter.. or gravy
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    Like slapping a raw turkey.
    slathered in butter.
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    Hopefully she is a squirter. Makes it easier when they roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    she probably squirts butter.. or gravy


    slathered in butter.
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    Hopefully she is a squirter. Makes it easier when they roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickHouse View Post
    That whole threesome thing just made this a lot less entertaining for me (and a lot more nauseating).

    Who, who, who does a spit-roast with her SO and the brother of her SO? eugh can you imagine how much flab?
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    I think there might be a mechanical problem or two. Or three.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kasippu View Post
    Who, who, who does a spit-roast with her SO and the brother of her SO? eugh can you imagine how much flab?
    I'm pretty open minded but the thought of tag-teaming my other half and his brother makes me ill. I'm not going to risk any actual vomiting by allowing the mental image of Mama the Hutt and The Slag Brothers from Wacky Races getting funky together.
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    Mama June Sued By Daughter - You Kept All the Bacon
    Read more: Mama June -- Sued By Daughter ... You Kept All the Bacon | TMZ.com

    Mama June's daughter and granddaughter are suing her, claiming she screwed them out of hundreds of thousands of dollars from their series, "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo."

    Anna Cardwell and her 2-year-old daughter, Kaitlyn, claim Mama June pocketed money that was earmarked for them. Anna says she's owed around $200k and Kaitlyn is owed $100k.

    The mother/daughter plaintiffs say Mama June kept their share of the $22,500 per episode. They also say Mama June didn't fork over royalties for their cookbook and other promotional things.

    Anna and Kaitlyn have also dragged TLC into the lawsuit, claiming the network had a duty to protect them ... ensuring they'd get what was owed to them.

    TLC has always said it helped set up accounts to ensure everyone got what was owed to them.
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    TLC needs to get their act together. Wait til the duggar kids figure this out.

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    It can't be soon enough.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Mama June Sued By Daughter - You Kept All the Bacon
    Read more: Mama June -- Sued By Daughter ... You Kept All the Bacon | TMZ.com

    Mama June's daughter and granddaughter are suing her, claiming she screwed them out of hundreds of thousands of dollars from their series, "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." ...
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    good for them!
    also, they wrote a cookbook, seriously? who needs instructions to make sketti?
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    ^That's what stuck out with me in the whole article. I'd love to read this "cookbook".
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    For a split second I thought they literally meant bacon, but of course it still made sense.
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    A cookbook from these freaks.....my mind is blown.

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