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  1. April 14th, 2008, 08:09 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonjaLasagna View Post
    Ya, but there plenty of guys and girls that will line up around the block to hit that. Go Madge!
    hit that? yeah as was mentioned with a bat or sledgehammer..mabye a can or RAID..all while wearing a biohazard suit of course...
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!
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    It just sounds like a desperate plea to the public to say her marriage is fine. And who else is she going to say the sex is incredible with... she can hardly admit that she was talking about her lesbian best friend, Ingrid.

    She just repulses me nowadays. It's so contrived and desperate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bellini View Post
    He's probably used every excuse not to have sex with her. "I'm tired. I have a headache. The Cookie Diet. I'm on the rag. Your manliness makes me nauseated..." I'm sure he does his best to avoid that.
    My thoughts exactly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    TMI Madge. Everbody already thinks he's ready to ditch you, not a good idea to let everyone know he wouldn't fuck you.
    Lick finger...touch stove--tssssssssssst!!!
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    Wait a sec...he went on the cookie diet because his friends did? What is he, a 16-year-old high school girl?
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