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    Quote Originally Posted by ivanka View Post
    horseback riding is no joke
    A horse walks into a bar.
    The bartender says: "Hey."
    The horse says: "You read my mind!"
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    A horse walks into a bar and the barman says
    ” why the long face???”

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    Novice, Waterslide and BITTER like this.
    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

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    "A massive penis means never having to say you're sorry". Mo

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    I don't find any of these jokes funny.

    Love, Gisele Bundchen
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    This thread is so old that horse's great-grandchild is probably getting ready to throw his first celebrity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    I don't find any of these jokes funny.

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    Hi! So glad you're here too.

    Love, SJP

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    11 Celebrities Who Look Like Horses

    by Hilton Hater at May 2, 2014 3:06 pm. Updated at May 2, 2014 3:21 pm.These celebrities aren't necessarily ugly.
    But, let's face it, they look like horses.

    1. Jerry Seinfeld



    What's the deal with me looking like a horse?!?


    2. Celine Dion



    Her heart will go on and on. As long as you bring her some hay!



    3. Ted Danson



    Hey, Ted Danson. Why the long face?

    4. Chelsea Clinton



    Her dad may be a pig when it comes to interns, but Chelsea Clinton looks like a horse.



    5. Sarah Jessica Parker



    Sarah Jessica Parker is very pretty. But you do see the resemblance, don't you?

    6. Tori Spelling



    Tori Spelling talks a lot of bull on her reality show. But she looks like a horse.



    7. David Schwimmer



    David Schwimmer has not done a ton since Friends. But maybe he's just grazing.


    8. Hilary Swank



    She may wanna keep her mouth closed a little bit tighter.

    9. Rumer Willis



    This is an old photo of Rumer Willis. But you can see where we're coming from, right?



    10. Steven Tyler



    We mean no offense, horse. But you can't really say nay to this one, can you?

    11. Miley Cyrus



    This could explain why she Twerks with so many stuffed horses on stage.
    https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2...nt-on-the-way/



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    Excuse me but...Rumer Willis is a tater. Not a horse.
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    I love that there's an article about celebs that look like horses. And I love this excerpt: These celebrities aren't necessarily ugly.
    But, let's face it, they look like horses.
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    I disagree about some of those celebs. For example, Miley doesn't look like a horse, she looks like a jackass.

    And Tori Spelling's face looks more like a cow's than a horse.

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    SJP is NOT 'pretty.'

    And Camiilla, Duchess of Cornwall, should buy expensive champagne for the stylist/s who gave her a new look when she married Charles, because no way Camilla 2000 would not have been on this list.
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    ^ Um, not forgetting the facelift/ps she had before her wedding.

    I can't believe LeMann isn't on that list!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chalet View Post
    Hi! So glad you're here too.

    Love, SJP


    SJP, truly is not a beautiful woman, but she was always well-groomed and glamorous. She made the most of what she had. But she is NOT aging well.

    And I hate to kick a man when he's dead, but Jeffrey Epstein.
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