LL Cool J Totally Kicked The Ass of A Home Intruder

**MohandasKGanja** · August 23rd, 2012, 12:35 PM

He actually seems nicer, and more personable with age, too. Unless you walk into house and try to steal sh*t!

**Moongirl** · August 23rd, 2012, 02:32 PM

I demand to know if he was naked at the time, and if so, pics or it didn't happen!

**Waterslide** · August 23rd, 2012, 02:48 PM

When I saw this headline, I thought who was stupid enough to break into LL's house, he's going to break a person. As for his being shirtless, that's the only way I ever picture him.

**greysfang** · August 23rd, 2012, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by Moongirl

I demand to know if he was naked at the time, and if so, pics or it didn't happen!

I imagine he was getting ready for bed and was wearing nothing but a pair of boxer-briefs. Yeah, I like that story, I'm sticking to it.

**Janet296** · August 23rd, 2012, 04:10 PM

Years ago I worked at the airport. In walks this HUGE man without an ounce of fat on him. It was LL Cool J. He is a really big dude. They had workers from all over the airport running to come see him. He was hot!!! That robber didn't stand a chance against a guy his size. Maybe it'll teach him a lesson.

**McJag** · August 23rd, 2012, 05:24 PM

Yeah,I am pretty sure this guy (after he gets out of the hospital) will give up his life of crime.

**greysfang** · August 23rd, 2012, 06:23 PM

LL Cool J broke burglary suspect's nose, jaw, ribs

By Alan Duke, CNN
updated 6:15 PM EDT, Thu August 23, 2012

Los Angeles (CNN) -- A man charged with breaking into LL Cool J's home Wednesday morning faces a long prison sentence if convicted because of his previous convictions, the prosecutor's spokeswoman said Thursday.

Jonathan Kirby, 56, suffered a broken nose, jaw and ribs when he encountered the muscular rapper-actor inside his Sherman Oaks, Caklifornia, home, according to Los Angeles County District Attorney spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons.

Prosecutors charged Kirby with first degree burglary as a "third striker," which means he could face 38 years to life in prison if convicted, Gibbons said. They are asking that bail for Kirby be set at $1.1 million.

Kirby was previously convicted of voluntary manslaughter in Dallas, Texas, in 1998. He also has auto theft, first degree burglary and a petty theft conviction in Los Angeles on his record, Gibbons said.

Arraignment for the suspect is not yet set, because he is still hospitalized for treatment of injuries inflicted by LL Cool J when he "physically detained" him, she said.

The family was sleeping when their home security alarm sounded at 1 a.m., sending LL Cool J into action, according to a Los Angeles Police statement.

After catching the man, he held him until police arrived, police said.

LL Cool J, whose real name is James Todd Smith, plays Special Agent and former Navy SEAL Sam Hanna on "NCIS: Los Angeles," a CBS crime series.

LL Cool J broke burglary suspect's nose, jaw, ribs - CNN.com

And a long prison term is just what he needs with a rap sheet like that.

**mostroop** · August 23rd, 2012, 06:34 PM

Why was that guy even out on the street?

I'm sure he regrets choosing LL's home.

**BrickHouse** · August 23rd, 2012, 08:16 PM

Even though I read this earlier, I came back to the forum just now and read the title as "LL Cool J Totally Licked the Ass . . . " and almost choked. I'm relieved to see it's the same ass-kicking title as before so I can go back to drooling over his shirtless self.