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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    she looks like a cow absently grazing on the side of a hill

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    skeezy, i forgot to say she's skeezy too!

    and my vag is entrance only cuz some ppl say their anal is exit only its a sexual thing, ie im a major whore!
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    Lobelia, this is my "I don't get it" face .. kthxbye
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    Lisa Marie Presley Blows Up

    Posted Mar 6th 2008 12:40PM by TMZ Staff
    While most newly pregnant celebrities tend to have that "glowing" thing going on, Lisa Marie seems to be more in tune with the growing thing.

    Lisa, who should be around three months preggers right now, was spotted out yesterday and the girl is definitely showing. She's quickly caught up to due-any-day now mothers Halle Berry and Melissa Joan Hart. It's going to be a long six Scientolomonths.



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    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Three months?! She's pretty damn porky for three months. Is she having a litter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    Lisa Marie Presley Blows Up

    Posted Mar 6th 2008 12:40PM by TMZ Staff
    While most newly pregnant celebrities tend to have that "glowing" thing going on, Lisa Marie seems to be more in tune with the growing thing.

    Lisa, who should be around three months preggers right now, was spotted out yesterday and the girl is definitely showing. She's quickly caught up to due-any-day now mothers Halle Berry and Melissa Joan Hart. It's going to be a long six Scientolomonths.



    Lisa Marie Presley Blows Up - TMZ.com - Entertainment News, Celebrity Gossip and Hollywood Rumors
    Is that her husband or another man that looks like a lesbian? Or is it an unfortunately dressed woman?
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    she looks like a cow absently grazing on the side of a hill
    Yeah, that or like somebody who's pissed off and blowing mud.

    Like she's gonna kill somebody as soon as she can make it off the toilet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    Is that her husband or another man that looks like a lesbian? Or is it an unfortunately dressed woman?
    I believe that's her husband. Quite pretty, eh?

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    lobes, i LOL'ed

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    Quote Originally Posted by bychance View Post




    I forgot how cute she was when she was with the Ped. She has that cute retro look. Hmmm I wonder what their kids would have looked like if the procreated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    lobes, i LOL'ed
    Yay! Thanks! Somebody gets me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    she looks like a cow absently grazing on the side of a hill
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    I have officially lost my shit.

    If someone finds my shit, please return it to me.
    Here you go doll, complete with keychain so you don't lose it again. He's a cute one


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Yay! Thanks! Somebody gets me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morticia View Post
    I forgot how cute she was when she was with the Ped. She has that cute retro look. Hmmm I wonder what their kids would have looked like if the procreated.
    Like the sperm donor?

    Hey, how come no one has pointed out that being morbidly obese is dangerous for both mother & baby considering that she's already had one miscarriage recently (well, before being preggers with this one)???

    Hummmm????? Have we mis-placed out fat-natzis?
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