Lisa Marie Presley is pregnant

[bychance]

And mine is better

[HWBL]

Originally Posted by bychance

DON'T say that! You're going to get a certain member here at GR extremely furious. Lisa does NOT look like Priscilla, or Elvis, or Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike. Only like, 1% of Elvis but not really because she puts a whole bunch of make up on since birth to make it look as though she looks as her father or mother but she doesn't.

Aawww, I love that subtle sneer at me! If only you knew what
you were talking about.

Originally Posted by bychance

Uh, better try morphing a picture of Michael Jackson when he looked like himself.

But I see improvement: you're actually trying to say something
somewhat negative about the PS addicted pedo!

[bychance]

Originally Posted by HWBL

But I see improvement: you're actually trying to say something
somewhat negative about the PS addicted pedo!

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[HWBL]

Originally Posted by bychance

Wishful thinking - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Keep at it. One day you may actually be funny!

[Lobelia]

Originally Posted by kingcap72

I'm not taking the bait this time, PB. But see you in the political threads.

Good for you. And for the record, you didn't psychoanalyze her. You just made a valid observation based on repetitive posting behavior. The same observation about the same behavior that multiple others have commented on.

[mrs.v]

On her MySpace blog, Presley announced that she's pregnant (this will be her third child, first with her fourth husband, musician Michael Lockwood) but she saves her real verbal fireworks to totally unload on the tabloid media, whom she calls "irresponsible," "disgusting," and "black souls." And that's just for starters:

After being the target all week of slanderous and degrading stories, horribly manipulated pictures and articles in the media, I have had to show my cards and announce under the gun and under vicious personal attack that I am in fact pregnant.

Once they got a glimpse of my expanding physique a few days ago, they have been like a pack of coyotes circling their prey whilst eerily howling with delight. Starting with a London publication and then New York and Chicago all writing false defamatory degrading stories about all of the dark possible reasons I could be putting on weight. The US tabloids have been calling all day wanting confirmation on all kinds of insane theories.

They couldn't wait to find out if my weight gain was because I was just overeating, in which case It would be open season and they can do the old following in her fathers sad and unfortunate demise story again or less interesting for them and probably much to their dismay, I could just be pregnant and therefore have a legitimate reason for weight gain at which point they should probably wipe the saliva off of their fangs and put them back in their mouths or they may expose the black little souls that they are.

Now that things are confirmed, hopefully they can stop all of the harassment and I can stop dodging the continuous bullets. It is unfortunate that I couldn't have announced something that is this much of a blessing and that has made us so incredibly happy under better circumstances.

How they have handled themselves with this has been nothing short of irresponsible and disgusting.

Pardon my seething contemptuous tone but ladies, You KNOW if you were pregnant and you felt you were expanding uncontrollably by the moment as a result and the worldwide media started badgering and harassing you for it, plastering you everywhere in an unflattering light, you would be mortified as well.

Lisa Marie -- I'm Preggers, Not Fat! - TMZ.com - Entertainment News, Celebrity Gossip and Hollywood Rumors

[Grimmlok]

yeah, but you're still fat.

[HWBL]

Originally Posted by mrs.v

On her MySpace blog, Presley announced that she's pregnant (this will be her third child, first with her fourth husband, musician Michael Lockwood) but she saves her real verbal fireworks to totally unload on the tabloid media, whom she calls "irresponsible," "disgusting," and "black souls." And that's just for starters:

After being the target all week of slanderous and degrading stories, horribly manipulated pictures and articles in the media, I have had to show my cards and announce under the gun and under vicious personal attack that I am in fact pregnant.

Once they got a glimpse of my expanding physique a few days ago, they have been like a pack of coyotes circling their prey whilst eerily howling with delight. Starting with a London publication and then New York and Chicago all writing false defamatory degrading stories about all of the dark possible reasons I could be putting on weight. The US tabloids have been calling all day wanting confirmation on all kinds of insane theories.

They couldn't wait to find out if my weight gain was because I was just overeating, in which case It would be open season and they can do the old following in her fathers sad and unfortunate demise story again or less interesting for them and probably much to their dismay, I could just be pregnant and therefore have a legitimate reason for weight gain at which point they should probably wipe the saliva off of their fangs and put them back in their mouths or they may expose the black little souls that they are.

Now that things are confirmed, hopefully they can stop all of the harassment and I can stop dodging the continuous bullets. It is unfortunate that I couldn't have announced something that is this much of a blessing and that has made us so incredibly happy under better circumstances.

How they have handled themselves with this has been nothing short of irresponsible and disgusting.

Pardon my seething contemptuous tone but ladies, You KNOW if you were pregnant and you felt you were expanding uncontrollably by the moment as a result and the worldwide media started badgering and harassing you for it, plastering you everywhere in an unflattering light, you would be mortified as well.

Lisa Marie -- I'm Preggers, Not Fat! - TMZ.com - Entertainment News, Celebrity Gossip and Hollywood Rumors

Lisa doesn't know too many big words. I'm sure her Scientology
Legal Department listened to her rant and then wrote up a piece
for her.
PS: her undereye bags are not the result of her pregnancy, either. Sssshhhh.

[sweetness]

Originally Posted by HWBL

PS: her undereye bags are not the result of her pregnancy, either. Sssshhhh.

She's always had eye bags, but pregnancy can certainly make them worse.

Fatigue, bloating, and sinus problems will make 'em puff right up.

[Trixiebelle]

Well! I guess she told everybody! And I guess the pregnancy hormones have kicked in.

[HWBL]

Originally Posted by sweetness

She's always had eye bags, but pregnancy can certainly make them worse.

Fatigue, bloating, and sinus problems will make 'em puff right up.

Yep, so can a late night out. But the tone of "her" blog entry tries
to explain away all her unfortunate physical symptoms as results of
her pregnancy. Next thing you'll know is trying to blame the disproportionate
size of her head to being pregnant, too.

[Lobelia]

Well I for one wish her all the best. I'd like her better if she wasn't a CO$ bot, but she's Elvis' kid, so that means something. To me, anyway.

[PrettyGirl]

Maybe Warren Beatty is the father. The bags under Lisa's eyes and the bags under Warren's eyes, hey, they'd have quite a child together! A Presley/Beatty child. Then we can all analyze (and post altered photos) about how much/how little that child looks like either family!

[aabbcc]

I could just be pregnant and therefore have a legitimate reason for weight gain ...

You're only three months along so it isn't really a legitimate weight gain unless you are having quintuplets. Face it, you're a cow. Moo.

[HWBL]

Originally Posted by PrettyGirl

Maybe Warren Beatty is the father. The bags under Lisa's eyes and the bags under Warren's eyes, hey, they'd have quite a child together! A Presley/Beatty child. Then we can all analyze (and post altered photos) about how much/how little that child looks like either family!

Another comedian! (At least Beatty has the excuse of
being well over 30 years older!)