bitch will never do jail time.. she'll skate on this too.. fucking firecrotched cockroach
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
The Truck Drivers insurance company (and the rental's insurance company) will do a very thorough investigation on this I'm sure. They, along w/the police, will be able to determine EXACTLY what happened.
And true, the rental more than likely had full insurance on it---just fucking TELL THE TRUTH and it would probably GO AWAY a lot quicker. Dumbass.
Hope she gets called out on everything. AGAIN. Even though it won't make a bit of difference in the end (no jail I'm sure), its still going to be fun to hear the lies and bullshit she will be giving the court and the media.
I'm going to just enjoy this latest round of Lindsey fuckery rather than get my hopes up that she'll end up in jail. That won't happen.
BUT, I'm still loving James outing her, her assistant narcing her out, the movie people calling themselves INSANE for hiring her, and the quick death of her comeback.
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Would you seriously rent a new Porsche to Lindsay Fucking Lohan, knowing her horrendous driving record? I'd have to be on all kinds of hallucinogenic drugs to be convinced to intentionally do that.
“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”
― Dr. Seuss
I think it's entirely possible her assistant rented it, only saying they would drive & not listing LL as an eligible driver. Which is probably a good reason for her to intially lie about driving... especially if she was under the influence.
Lace bras... Great in theory, itchy nips in reality
from Thesuperficial.com
Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Supposed To Be Driving While Filming ‘Liz & Dick’
June 11th, 2012 // 35 Comments View the Gallery / 27 Photos »
LINDSAY'S ACCIDENT
A Completely Unpredictable Turn of Events
When Lindsay Lohan was stunt-cast as Elizabeth Taylor, the film’s producers made it a point to mention that they had to jump through an assload of hoops just to get her insured. Turns out one of those hoops was not letting her drive during production which naturally resulted in Lindsay getting behind the wheel of a rented Porsche and ramming it into the back of a tractor-trailer. Something the producers honestly should’ve expected the second she went, “I promise I won’t even look at a car. Honest Injun.” Deadline reports:
Because Lohan needs about two hours of makeup to transform herself into Taylor, the planned daytime scenes with her have been scrapped, with the producers and the director trying to film some nighttime scenes instead. “It’s a jigsaw puzzle,” Thompson said. But despite the crew’s best efforts, “there will be a production loss today, we are just trying to minimize the loss.” As his company, Larry A. Thompson Prods., is producing the movie, Thompson has been in touch with his insurance broker to figure out if the loss will be covered.
The question on everyone’s mind after the accident is how Lohan, who has had her fair share of brushes with the law, was allowed to get behind the wheel while going to work. That was not supposed to happen, Thompson said, noting that the production provides a limousine to drive the actress to and from the set of the movie every day. “When they went to pick her up today, for some reason she decided they (Lohan and her assistant) would get in her own car, so the limousine driver followed them.”
Well, the whore apples sure didn't fall far from the whore tree. Sylkyn
i know this is a question which has no answer, but WHY does she need to drive herself? I really think there might be some truth behind the idea that she's trying to compete with Amanda Bynes for vehicular disaster headlines.
"And yes, Miraval rosé is best served uncool." ~Michael K
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person.
When will people learn to just not hire her? Do they sincerely think, "well, it'll be DIFFERENT with US"? No, dickheads, it won't. It never has been. Lindsay does whatever she wants, whenever she wants, to whomever she wants. I'm shocked anyone was able to insure her loser ass. And, playing Liz Taylor? Was Phyllis Diller not available or something?
“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”
― Dr. Seuss
For that reason alone, I hope they majorly get burned on this deal to the point that she will be entirely uninsurable and unhirable.
"Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs
"Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie
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I've been pondering why they hired her, too. One could speculate that it's because she'll bring plenty of free press, but it's a feckin' story about Liz Taylor, not an obscure unknown like say, an Icelandic beat poet.
Maybe they saw her telling everyone that she's changing her life for the better and someone wanted to help her somehow.
On the other hand, what the fuck did they expect? Dita von Teese would be in her trailer sipping tea and doing her best to embody Liz, like she already does.
I'm sure heads are rolling like a 10 pin bowling tournament, in all camps.
Wow. Just ... what a screw up. Every time I feel low about myself, all I have to do is think of Lilo and then I feel better.
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