(276): Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
OK, I can't sing, I can't act, I'm dumb, I'm a hillbilly, but I can twerk, so whatever.-Miley Cyrus
She can't stay sober under house arrest...there is NO hope for her.
[QUOTE=twitchy2.0;2470256]Lohan Flunks Booze Test -- Ordered to Court
Of course she did!
"This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Finally some news! I love when this bitch fucks up.
"Cake is the language of love" - Dylan Moran
They should just keep her jail open for her at this point 24/7.
Lindsay is a Dumb Bitch! Next on Today Show.
LOLZ at Lola's drunk chocolate story. I've had tequila filled chocolates before....they were deeee-lishus! I brought them into work and we ate em there, but I don't think anyone got buzzed off them, LOL. Ya cheap drunk!
^ Your avatar both humors me and scares me!
Lock her up, throw away the key. Seriously.
Who ordered a naked Swede?? MEEEEE!!
laurenshelton2 thinks I'm worse than Claymates.
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