Lindsay Lohan Flunks Booze Test -- Ordered to Court

**nancydrew** · June 22nd, 2011, 10:08 PM

**LynnieD** · June 22nd, 2011, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by greysfang

You seem to have a weakness for tall, dark, and gay.

Oh yeah, that's deb with the Travolta fascination.

Semi true---tall, dark and GREY not GAY! And just so damn cute! *squeal*

Gawd no the bald Travola does nothing for me, yet I'm sure I would so zero for him as well. And while my boobs are much smaller than they were, they are still here. He would not approve.

**SHELLEE** · June 22nd, 2011, 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by DeChayz

Maybe she had one of those liquor-filled chocolates. You know how those things can really knock you on your ass.

**Fly_On_TheWall** · June 22nd, 2011, 10:48 PM

She can't stay sober under house arrest...there is NO hope for her.

**kasippu** · June 23rd, 2011, 03:31 AM

[QUOTE=twitchy2.0;2470256]Lohan Flunks Booze Test -- Ordered to Court

Of course she did!

**stef** · June 23rd, 2011, 04:19 AM

i'm so tired of her. it' the same shit over and over again. do everyone a favor and throw her in a russian prison for 3 months, please.

Originally Posted by DeChayz

Maybe she had one of those liquor-filled chocolates. You know how those things can really knock you on your ass.

Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants

LOL, true story ahead:

I was working on a production of Medea where I was one of the Greek Chorus. We had to be on stage singing for three hours. Not a fun production, but it gave me a lot of experience. Anyway, in the dressing room, one of the girls was giving out chocolates before the show. I took one with everyone else and we all discovered (pseudo-surprise!) there was a shot of tequila inside! Haw haw haw, we all just did a shot of tequila! Now lets head to places...

Except once we got to places, she passed out another round, just to the second sopranos that she said were NOT tequila filled, but cherry filled. So we unwrapped them and figured out pretty quickly that there *was* some sort of liquor inside but now we had chocolate in our hands and nowhere to put it and had to be on stage in under a minute. Two of the girls dropped their chocolate in the wrapper on the floor but me and my equally dumb partner scarfed ours right before we went on stage.

I won't say two shots made me DRONK, but it is really hard to hold your shit together on a stage for three hours with a buzz going.

I'm all, "Wide is the rannnnge of Zeus on Olympusssss *heeeee*"

**Mel1973** · June 23rd, 2011, 04:59 AM

Originally Posted by LynnieD

See?? My Matt Lauer...continues to do good in the world. Or attempts to.

Its nice to know that we can count on Matt.

Originally Posted by greysfang

You seem to have a weakness for tall, dark, and gay.

Oh yeah, that's deb with the Travolta fascination.

Matt Lauer is NOT gay!

Originally Posted by LynnieD

Semi true---tall, dark and GREY not GAY! And just so damn cute! *squeal*

Gawd no the bald Travola does nothing for me, yet I'm sure I would so zero for him as well. And while my boobs are much smaller than they were, they are still here. He would not approve.

Don't listen to greys, she's just a meanie! matt is so not gay!

**FashionVictim** · June 23rd, 2011, 05:41 AM

Finally some news! I love when this bitch fucks up.

**McJag** · June 23rd, 2011, 06:54 AM

Originally Posted by greysfang

You seem to have a weakness for tall, dark, and gay.

What!! I will snatch you baldheaded,Missy!!

**celeb_2006** · June 23rd, 2011, 06:56 AM

Originally Posted by greysfang

I can't wait! Maybe, finally, some real jail time.

did she died yet

**cmmdee** · June 23rd, 2011, 07:11 AM

They should just keep her jail open for her at this point 24/7.

**memebot** · June 23rd, 2011, 07:38 AM

Lindsay is a Dumb Bitch! Next on Today Show.

LOLZ at Lola's drunk chocolate story. I've had tequila filled chocolates before....they were deeee-lishus! I brought them into work and we ate em there, but I don't think anyone got buzzed off them, LOL. Ya cheap drunk!