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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    I wonder if she is not a full time prostitute now. And maybe that's why she is brushing up on her Arabic.
    I'm pretty sure she's set herself up as an escort now.

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    I'm still tripping on the fact that her and Tiny Tom are boinking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    I watched a few episodes of her "reality" show on OWN, and one thing I couldn't believe was how much shit she had in storage, and that she had movers bring it all to her new NYC digs. I imagined it was just boxes and boxes of outdated, soiled and stinky designer duds she probably stole or got for free somehow. I think she hired an "assistant" just to try to get it all organized, and it was one big mess. So then it just all ended up in Dina's garage? Geez. I bet the cost to move it all was more than it was worth.

    I just downloaded them a couple of weeks ago.
    Such a nice apartment and for weeks there were suitcases stacked on one another, clothes spilling out. Her mum was there and she also didn't help or at least told Lindsay to start folding and cleaning. She had nothing else to do. And when she had, she turned up late or not at all. She had an assistant whilst being jobless.
    Such a mess. She is the laziest, dirtiest, narcissistic person in the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clubber Lang View Post
    I'm still tripping on the fact that her and Tiny Tom are boinking.
    That came out as a blind item that she was lying about that and had to retract it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clubber Lang View Post
    I'm still tripping on the fact that her and Tiny Tom are boinking.
    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    That came out as a blind item that she was lying about that and had to retract it.
    ^^ Yep. I mean, come on! Mr Tinypants probably went out of his way to avoid having sex with his wives so why on earth would he stick his dick in LiLo's festering beartrap?
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    Lol Beartrap? I've never heard it called that before, but somehow it fits lalohan.
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    Ew, all those freckles.

    The skin on her legs looks clammy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    That came out as a blind item that she was lying about that and had to retract it.
    I was thinking the co$ made her retract it until she was completely sober, working, and a full time Scibot... I could certainly see Tom's people coming up with the great idea to have him and Lohan hook up in order to make it look like he turned her on to Scientology which magically "got her off drugs," "revitalized her career," and made him look like a "heterosexual hero" of sorts. Just a theory I'm kicking around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clubber Lang View Post
    I was thinking the co$ made her retract it until she was completely sober, working, and a full time Scibot... I could certainly see Tom's people coming up with the great idea to have him and Lohan hook up in order to make it look like he turned her on to Scientology which magically "got her off drugs," "revitalized her career," and made him look like a "heterosexual hero"
    Lohan? Sober? Working? Then the Scienos are dumber than previously thought.
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    We must never underestimate their stupidity.
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    Kitty gets some kind of award for "festering beartrap". Holy shit.
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