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    All Is Well In The World Again: Leonardo DiCatchAHo Is Dating Another VS Model




    We can all stop wandering aimlessly around the land while wondering to ourselves what has become of this world if Leonardo DiCatchAHo can longer catch a ho, because he must've just been having an off day whenCara Delevingne turned his ass down repeatedly. Leo's still got it. Leo can still get an Angel at his front door just by calling up Victoria's Secret and saying, "Yeah, send me your latest."
    The NYDN says that for the past week or so, Leo has been seen all over Cannes with a German model whose hair turns green in a chlorinated pool, was 5 when Titanic came out and has worn VS angel wings on a catwalk at least once. Tall, skinny, blonde and barely legal.... That's the Leo we know! Some source says that Leo and 20-year-old Toni Garrn have only been dating for a week, but "there is definitely chemistry there."
    Chemistry, uh huh. I'm sure Toni Garrn (or as Leo calls her "Gis.. I mean, Bar... I mean, Erin... I mean catalog item # 98787891") is a nice, sweet girl and everything, but if I dyed one of my ingrown pubic hairs blond, put Angel wings on it and got it into the Victoria's Secret catalog, Leo would find a way to have "chemistry" with it.
    And because I have the crusty Mondays Tuesdays in my eyes, I read the name "Toni Garrn" as "Teri Garr" and for a second there I was happy, because I was thinking about Leo 69ing with Sandy from Tootsie.
    Here's Leo with Cameron Diaz and Prince Albert at some Tag Heuer party in Monaco the other night. As the days go by, Leo's looking more and more like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Sun View Post
    A source told the publication: 'They split a few weeks ago. There's no bad blood -– they still care about each other a lot.'
    I cared about all of my gfs too, Leo...
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    Cameron looks like a hot mess!! Leo is striving to be the younger George Clooney, I think. He is looking a tad haggard.

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    Toni Gann looks a lot older than 20.
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    Leave Leo A Lone! Bitches.
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    so becoming a VS model means you'll date Leo soon afterwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Toni Gann looks a lot older than 20.
    and her face is nothing special.

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    "DiCatchAHo" cracks me up every time.
    she's stunning. this will probably last about one month.
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    We can all stop wandering aimlessly around the land while wondering to ourselves what has become of this world if Leonardo DiCatchAHo can longer catch a ho, because he must've just been having an off day whenCara Delevingne turned his ass down repeatedly. Leo's still got it..

    He is even hitting on lesbians now? Sad little man.

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    Leo and Adam Levine sure go thru the models. But now Adam has left the Victoria's Secret line and moved on to a Sports Illustrated girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Toni Gann looks a lot older than 20.
    My thoughts exactly. She has been around for so long, there is no way she's 20.
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    Apparently....
    "When Garrn was 13,[2] she was discovered by Claudia Midolo, the owner of German model agency Modelwerk during the FIFA World Cup 2006 in her hometown Hamburg, and then signed with New York agency Women Management.[5][4]
    Toni Garrn (German pronunciation: [ˈto:nɪ ˌgaʁɐ̯n]; born 7 July 1992)[3] is a German model. In 2008, she got her big break in the fashion industry after signing an exclusive contract with Calvin Klein.[4][2]"

    So shes been working for 8? years? However, she cold have been older when she was "discovered"?


    But.. this attractive? No arse & round shoulders?





    Does he have a deal with the VS model agency so that he gets a discounted rate if he dates them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    But.. this attractive? No arse & round shoulders?
    It's NOT attractive.
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    Leonardo DiCaprio Dines Out with Girlfriend Toni Garrn | Leonardo DiCaprio, Toni Garrn : Just Jared

    Leonardo DiCaprio Dines Out with Girlfriend Toni Garrn
    Wed, 30 October 2013 at 12:50 pm


    Leonardo DiCaprio takes his girlfriend Toni Garrn out for a dinner date at the Little Door restaurant on Tuesday (October 29) in Los Angeles.

    The 38-year-old actor and 21-year-old model both kept low profiles as they exited the restaurant separately and headed to his valeted car.





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    She's pretty enough and has great hair.
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