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    Quote Originally Posted by Gossiplover View Post
    When did short, stumpy legs become enviously long?
    This is good news for me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealisticPerson View Post
    Purple prose from a really really bad romance novel:
    "With her trademark blonde tresses flowing past her shoulders in gentle waves..."
    Dear God, who would write something like that?
    ... Someone who's paid to make dogshit smeared with icing seem like a cupcake. Or LeAnus .
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealisticPerson View Post
    Purple prose from a really really bad romance novel:
    "With her trademark blonde tresses flowing past her shoulders in gentle waves..."
    Dear God, who would write something like that?
    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    LeAnn herself? Because who else would also write "showcased her enviably long, slim legs as she strutted past"?? Come ON.
    I believe the DM is taking the mickey out of her. There is no other explanation that I can find for writing such tripe.
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    i don't like her AT ALL, but i actually think her legs look pretty good. Hate to flash my legs! but then i'm a 45 year old working mom of 5.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealisticPerson View Post
    Purple prose from a really really bad romance novel:
    "With her trademark blonde tresses flowing past her shoulders in gentle waves..."
    Dear God, who would write something like that?
    I grew up reading my mother's Harlequin romance novels (I know I know, but I loved to read so anything was good in my opinion) and so I feel like I can say as someone raised on them with my mother's milk...YOU HAVE NAILED IT.

    Next thing you know, Eddie will be pressing his burgeoning manhood against her thigh and she will feel faint from the very thought of it.
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    I'm sure he does press his manhood against her thigh (can't credit him with burgeoning given the inspiration) because that means he doesn't have to fuck her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bombshell View Post
    I grew up reading my mother's Harlequin romance novels (I know I know, but I loved to read so anything was good in my opinion) and so I feel like I can say as someone raised on them with my mother's milk...YOU HAVE NAILED IT.

    Next thing you know, Eddie will be pressing his burgeoning manhood against her thigh and she will feel faint from the very thought of it.
    Shit Bombshell, you gotta warn a girl. You owe me a new NEC monitor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bombshell View Post
    I grew up reading my mother's Harlequin romance novels (I know I know, but I loved to read so anything was good in my opinion) and so I feel like I can say as someone raised on them with my mother's milk...YOU HAVE NAILED IT.

    Next thing you know, Eddie will be pressing his burgeoning manhood against her thigh and she will feel faint from the very thought of it.


    My first Harlequins were swiped from my aunt, but then became a freelance addict myself for a few years. Realistic - you called it.

    Except, in the books when she felt an answering dampness between her thighs, it wasn't because she just sharted herself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel View Post
    I believe the DM is taking the mickey out of her. There is no other explanation that I can find for writing such tripe.
    My thoughts as well.
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    Best comment from DM:

    Paola, London, about 8 hours ago: 'Doting' husband? I think you mean 'dependent'. What in God's name does jobless Eddie need a vacation from? Maybe he's trying to avoid that awkward conversation with his ever growing sons about 'what Daddy does for a living'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RattyRaccoon View Post
    Gossiplover: Where did you get the avi? She looks like a sad crack whore (no offense to crack whores)
    I google image searched LeAnn Rimes is ugly and that was one of the images that popped up.
    Piss off!

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    I have been depressed lately, (a close relative passed and I have not gotten past this I am struggling very hard) and this thread provided a much needed laugh. Thanks you, fellow denizens of Gossip Rocks, and thank YOU Leann Rimes, for providing the fodder.

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    The person who wrote that article needs to be shot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnygirl View Post
    Wewe performing today at the Hilton Embassy Suites. Not sure what for....Heck at least she's working!

    Leann Rimes at conference!!! pic.twitter.com/IlX7s7ySjH

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    Quote Originally Posted by RattyRaccoon View Post
    I don't know why she pays DM. All it brings is a bunch of hilarious comments from people saying how she's ugly or a has been, etc.
    What is crazier is Edna thinking he is hot. He is a prematurely aging/ejaculating buzz cut, trainers wearing OLD man. Wake up, my man. Your proud wifee has sucked the life out of you!
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